remarkably appropriate meme

The Profanisaurus was a riot to read. It still absolutely gets me every time I think about "Meatloaf's Daughter".

NONE OF Y'ALL ARE BEING KEPT IN YOU JUST HAVEN'T BEEN THE RIGHT ONE TO BUMP OFF LMAO MY GOD #TheTraitors

hey boss yeah sorry i broke my mouse i was clicking the “leave new outlook” button too hard

Gandalf's "a wizard is never late, nor is he early" and Kesha's "Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in" are essentially the same sentiment

born to hurkle durkle forced to go to work

Literally talked about this at work today - how 90s game shows had people spending winnings on holidays etc and how so many times now it is just "I yearn to have stable housing"

Bring back a time when weekends felt like a reward instead of a recovery period

honk honk, that's the sound of the geese

This is what streaming movies took from us

It's been said but the one that stays with me is Blackadder Goes Forth. I knew what the last shot was but wasn't prepared for the character lines just before - Darling's diary entry, bawling my eyes out at George's "Sir? I'm scared, Sir." And Blackadder's gut punch of "The Great War, 1914 to 1917"

MTV is officially ending all of its music channels. In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation

Love this and the comments - we talk about the hiring red flags a decent amount. Our favourite is "competitive salary" with no range. If it was that competitive you'd bloody say it! Stop wasting our time!!!

Who the hell was posting about this video, I fucking love it, I'm obsessed, who caused this youtu.be/ef568d0CrRY?...

Yes I know

[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book

the week between christmas and new years is for moving from room to room with your bag of treats

That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked

Anything you can do, I can do louder.

For reasons nobody can make sense of, a disgusting dense sphere made of dried fruit and candied peel is due to be served in homes around the world on December 25th.

my 2025 wrapped:

it would make me feel better if I had a pamphlet available on hand to give to people I am meeting for the first time that has a bullet point explanation of the strange behaviors they are about to witness

My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.

Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door 19

I think the funniest thing to me is that the people who are working to create an Artificial General Intelligence is that it’s a bunch of libertarians who have never realised that what makes us smart as humans is community, society, empathy. The things they find an anathema.

MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok

Berry Bars

My response to anything over the next two weeks

Whenever I hear this song it always makes me happier and more hopeful - excellent to see Dick Van Dyke still able to belt it out at 100!

I would for real love a prequel on what the fuck the enchantress’ whole deal was. like I believe you that the prince was a fuckboy and someone needed to do something about it, but what did CHIP do to deserve this weird grim fate??????? like babygirl this was not a proportional response

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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

Awful news about Rob Reiner and Michelle Singer Reiner. Rob Reiner's films have given so much joy to so many people and have defined genres for decades, but it is at least something to consistently read how good they both were as people as well.

The news at the end of last week was awful and the news this weekend was awful the news at the start of this week is awful and I just want one day where things aren't awful for people.

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

3- incredibly fucked up that this post is two months old and once again applicable. fuck antisemitism

My kids woke up so excited this morning for the first night of Hannukah and now yet again we have a festival where I’m very conflicted about whether it’s safe to take them to synagogue to celebrate. Communities shouldn’t have to live like this.

Which views the BBC considers unacceptably political in its presenters is particularly telling, isn't it?

The concept of the BBC is a wonderful, beautiful, precious thing. Evil people know this as well as I do. Since Hutton, they've done their absolute utmost to destroy it, and, like with the NHS, they're winning. Heartbreaking. All the support to Robin but I hate SO much that it's come to this.

Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar - door 12

It's called leadership.

Bemused at a Pepsi Max ad on YouTube when my 2 defining features at work are never shutting the fuck up and drinking Pepsi Max. Hun I'm already purchasing at max capacity, it's wasted on me.

My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’