Going in on the panorama Charing Cross custody documentary

A fiver for a box of cereal?

Imagine if your spooky name is SO spooky the person reading it DIES, not so “cool” now, is it?

Whenever Starmer mentions anything whatsoever to do with football (“half time oranges”) all I can think about is this

I can't live my life without a decent wheelchair. I had a £1200 grant from the NHS towards mine. I had to find the rest of the £6500 I needed for something made to measure. That was 6 years ago, my 5 year review is a long way off. Please sign and share. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Call me a prude if you want to, but I do think it's really weird to use your conference speech to list your favourite wanking euphemisms

I know what you're thinking and no, that's not how they rescued him. www.irishexaminer.com/news/munster...

Enjoying this one on Netflix

30 years ago today PlayStation launched in the UK. Greatness began.

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

So exhausting..

I watched the YouTube video going into all the details about this earlier, absolutely wild shit man kotaku.com/puffpals-flu...

Definitely getting too old for drinking I fear

probably a trite answer but it still gets me everytime

These scumbags like to whine that they’re not allowed to say anything these days but remarkably are still able to do so whereas Jamal Khashoggi was murdered & dismembered by agents of the Saudi government at the behest of Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman for criticising his regime. Fuck them.

Friends fear she is reading yet another Phillips Gregory book about the Tudors

Thank you, Spotify, lovely suggestions.

Ultimately, we're all looking for the same thing: a horse who solves crimes

Yes sir we're chanting "Release the Earhart Files"

ANY excuse to post it #TOTP

This made me laugh extra hard today

I’m trying to buy something to wear to go out tomorrow and everything in the shops is like a knee length smock. God forbid a woman wants to buy a slutty little dress 😒

Costa bacon baps are so pathetic man

I love Sabrina Carpenter. She’s like if a duck was beautiful

I just got done reading this the other day, only a short book but whoo boy it fucked me *up*, strongly recommend

An important message from the president of Antifa 😂 🤭

This post really cracked me up it has such milkshake duck vibes

Made a threads account. It’s like all the most shit parts of BlueSky, instagram and Facebook in one convenient place ❤️

Spent my Rapture sending emails

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Saw a fb reel earlier titled “how to really piss off someone tailgating you” but it disappeared before I could watch it. I was then tailgated and was very sad I didn’t have that petty information to hand

My son starts a bookshop, and business (from me, at least) is booming. observer.co.uk/news/columni...

There is a chance for the funniest ever thing to happen

good morning everyone

Watched this recently on Netflix and it was a fun if very gory horror film if you’re into that kind of malarkey

“Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age”

As Bluesky destabilizes a few people have asked me if I'm on Mastodon and look, I don't know if I'm Mastodon. No one knows if anyone is on Mastodon.

This email could have been a shared look in a meeting.

Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie.

this exists it is called thinking

we have to try

Forget all that random word bollocks. I want to hear different accents doing the "That lassie got glassed (etc)" line from Trainspotting

Friends fear she is up listening to songs on YouTube when she should be in bed

Perhaps my Halloween name this year will be Em Sheeran. Is that anything

Something to know about me is my very favourite song is Bad Habits by Ed Sheeran And I think that’s neat

Sat in my car in a posh pub car park eating a packet of space raiders and the old man who was the owner of the fancy car parked next to me gave me a withering look as he got into his car Just wanted to share with the class

This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem