I have no money and my car is in for MOT, over a grand to pass it. Gonna have to start selling feet pics

Need this after today

The Snowman Wizard and his squirrel companion. #art

🧲 🐭

Seeing people on here that have me blocked on Twitter

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

On Instagram, I offered a very dear friend my condolences following a familial death, and accidentally created a hyperlink to a gay bondage pornography website. There's no coming back from this level of embarrassment.

I did my first Tae Kwan do belt grading tonight! I felt proud even though I’m sure like 99% pass the first one. I’ll have to stop I’m sure at some point when sparring and such is involved bc my shoulder is weak as fuuuck but i really enjoy getting out the house and learning something new each week ☺️

I’m not saying wfh has made me stop making any effort whatsoever with my appearance but I did just leave the house like this

Also saw a # Pro Cycling Fan in there too. Playing all the hits

Feel like pure shit just want celebrity traitors back

Omg New Vegas fuck yes

The nursery just messaged to reassure us they have lockdown procedures in place after “local schools having intruders”. Hate living in a big city sometimes. My mom wants to do the Xmas market in town at the weekend but I just don’t wanna take the kids anywhere like that lately 😔

Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.

Even if adults decided to have a boat load of children they can't afford, I still don't think children should be made to suffer because their parents made those choices. The state should absolutely help because that's what taxes should be for.

Anyone watched this yet? Thoughts? www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing. So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly). AND THEN THE FOXES THE FOXES (breathe) ATE MY FUCKEN PANTS

Fireworks being let off on Saturday the 8th November. You fucking nonces.

Bone Time has started. #TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

LooooooooooL 😆

Fall is here and many of you may be shopping for an overcoat. Let me show what you can get as you move up the price ladder. 🧵

applying for jobs again

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

This is disability visibility. Mamdani listened. He didn’t pander or talk over the disabled journalist. He acknowledged his concerns and gave real responses about how he plans to fix them. 1 in 4 Americans has a disability, it’s a huge number of voters. Don’t ignore us!

its right behind you dumbass

if you look like this you’ll get a high ranking position in the revolution

Lovely message from @neuroblastomauk.bsky.social thanking Alan Carr. Shared on their X. #CelebrityTraitors

Long live terrestrial, linear TV. Tonight would have been shite and, quite frankly, impossible without it. #TheCelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitors

The TV moment of 2025. #CelebrityTraitors

I did create a Twitter account just to see the fun #celebritytraitors posts

Hang it in the Louvre

Oh Alan! I’m so happy he won. I wanted him to anyway but hearing the charity he has chosen ❤️❤️❤️ #celebritytraitors

Oh fuck off Joe #celebritytraitors

Going to get wine and cheese in for the traitors final. I’m sure I will have regret when I have to be up early for work tomorrow

Would you prefer to be alone in the woods with a man or the AI bear

‘Pariah’ Carey is incredible subbing work, 10/10 no notes.

Baby bird *finishes hatching* Sorry… am I in a bowl of sticks? Am I in a fucking bowl of sticks a thousand feet off the ground right now, yes or no

In the distance 🐇🐉

All you fucking losers going to university when you should have been getting your teeth straightened

Long elf said have a nice day or he will come to your house

Back at it after a week off 🙃

Who up wishing they weren't?

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE