Update on the heating situation (aren't you glad you decided to follow me on here) I bought a small directional fan heater which means I can heat up either the top half of my body or the bottom half but definitely not all of it at the same time

Today was supposed to be my first day painting but the electric heater in my studio has packed in and my fingers are numb. I bought a gas heater have been put off using it by the intructions manual which is basically just six pages listing the various ways it can kill me.

The inside of my van windscreen is covered in crazy frost patterns. Should I be worried? It’s a brand new windscreen.

Is there a word for the feeling of loss when you open up social media, see something interesting and then the timeline refreshes itself and it’s lost forever?

Just watched Super Mario Bros (1993) Dog shit script but everything else was perfect. I’ve decided that everything in it is 100% canon. Mario’s name is Mario Mario. I haven’t watched the new one for comparison because I know I’ll hate it.

Does anyone know who is responsible for the tacky animated album covers on Apple Music? Is it the label or Apple that animate them? Surely the artist can object? Surely the designer can object? Who the fuck is allowing this bullshit and what are they getting out of it?

And with the opening of the last door on the Heroes of Great Britain advent calendar we remember who today is really about… Merry Christmas one and all 🍅 🫑

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Sick to death of people claiming Die Hard isn’t a movie. There are several clues that it definitely is: It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors It has a beginning a middle and an end It has a soundtrack The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era

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For Charlotte’s advent calendar this year I hunted down 25 of her favourite songs on 7” (took me 3 years) and on Boxing Day we’re listening to all the B sides back to back. You can steal this idea for someone you think is really great

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Stranger Things series 1 was moderately fun and well timed to catch the tail end of the c. 2010 hauntological hyper 80s revival. But everything since imo is trash and I have no idea why people keep watching it when they could be watching the good films it vaguely pays homage to.

Ahhhh, l’amour!

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Throwback to when Roses were worth buying

Why is the Aphex Twin track QKThr suddenly in like every other video I see?

This week I learned that in America its quite common not to like curry

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You can turn any old boring soup into a curry by adding curry spices. Why eat soup ever again?

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The difference between Facebook and Bluesky is that no one on here actually thinks that Peter Beardsley and Orville are my heroes

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Mia Wallace & Gromit As requested by Paul Savage

I know it’s just people being creative on the internet for fun - and that should always be encouraged - but let me hate minimalist film posters

If I have half a bird in my hand can I swap it for one bird in a bush as per the usual exchange rate or are birds like ten pound notes in that they lose their value entirely when halved?

Just thinking about how I used to get annoyed by people thinking it was "jungle is massive" and not junglist massive. What a time that was.

Just read that there's such a thing as an AI temperature controlled bed. And recently a data centre went down in the middle of the night and the morons that bought it woke up in a freezing cold bed. More stuff like this please. It's great.

This guy modded Mario 64 so you play as the scary piano and for some reason it really tickles me. Especially when it goes down the slide.