If I have half a bird in my hand can I swap it for one bird in a bush as per the usual exchange rate or are birds like ten pound notes in that they lose their value entirely when halved?

Just thinking about how I used to get annoyed by people thinking it was "jungle is massive" and not junglist massive. What a time that was.

Just read that there's such a thing as an AI temperature controlled bed. And recently a data centre went down in the middle of the night and the morons that bought it woke up in a freezing cold bed. More stuff like this please. It's great.

This guy modded Mario 64 so you play as the scary piano and for some reason it really tickles me. Especially when it goes down the slide.

The best T-shirt I’ve ever made worn by a great guy and photographed by the very talented Andre Pattenden

Mad since getting back into music production how many of my targeted ads are for trashy plugins and tutorials that treat the act of music making as a game you can win rather than a way to express yourself through experimentation and play.

Reshuffled my horror shelf - tis the season after all

Just when I think I've read the worst sentence I'll ever read every day it gets worse

This song is just unbelievable. Huge frisson-inducing futurist power ballad. It's what I imagine The Major from Ghost in the Shell would have played at her funeral. It's not on streaming. It's not even on Youtube. No one I've ever played it to has ever heard of it. soundcloud.com/selftitledma...

Bart Nouveau - as requested by Andrew Keys

I would like to know the history of the foam shrimp sweet. Google doesn’t seem to know anything except they’ve been around for ages. I want names, dates, places

90s jigsaw puzzles are low in stock jimll.co.uk/collections/...

This remains the only photograph of myself that I like (I'm the one wearing the cyberman T-shirt / England shellsuit combo)

Went to an A/V show where the V element was almost entirely AI slop and I seemed to be the only one bothered. Imagine how unacceptable people would find it if the A element was AI. I don’t get the double standards.

I made four more acid remixes using an RS7000 and a bunch of Roland Boutiques. Includes remixes of Busta Rhymes and Q Lazzarus

Got a special Reform version of the St George’s flag made. Considering selling them to raise money for a refugee charity or something… but unsure if there’d be any interest or not

Chris De Burgh breastfeeding a skeleton As requested by Nicholas David Edward Turner

Imo The Cramps and Suicide are the coolest bands of all time. Not the best just the coolest. What bands are cooler? Genuine question I wanna hear em

Another pixel/folklore bird video for you. Let me know what bird you want next

The Bayeux Kicking Out Time Scarf has arrived - limited edition 1000 units At 33cm x 200cm it’s a whopper - not quite Tom Baker sized but it’ll keep you plenty toasty. Or you can hang it like a tapestry of course.

New age Intercity 125 T-shirts for the spiritual diesel locomotive enthusiast

Everytime I drop a non black T-shirt everyone is like "Can you please do it on black" Okay I get it you don't have dandruff. Congratulations.

Jam I’m Alan Partridge Bottom The Armando Iannucci Shows Brass Eye Peep Show Tim and Eric Awesome Show Look Around You Curb Your Enthusiasm Red Dwarf

Ok day off work, let's go Brighton Body by chips Threads by @sirpaintalot.bsky.social

Passionate ambient fans have started painting portraits of Brian Eno on roundabouts

Quick doodle to mark the occasion

"Please paint Corbyn and Farage playing conkers" - John Dee

I made a video. Thought it was maybe a bit earnest and cringe but people seem to enjoy it on the other social media places so here goes.

Animated album covers on streaming services: get to fuck. The album cover is not a moving medium.

Yesterday I punched a waiter in an airport burger joint because she snuck up behind me and all I saw was my empty wrapper move in my peripheral and my instinct was to grab it. She looked angry and confused but luckily didn't understand me when I said "I'm so sorry I thought you were the wind"

Then why am I so haggard?

If it was up to me the sniper wouldn’t have even been able to buy a gun. Pointing out this irony - and curbing your sympathy accordingly - isn’t the same as condoning the killing

Milhaus Risograph prints are back in stock jimll.co.uk/products/mil...

It’s Bandcamp Friday - a good day to support artists you like. I’ve just released an EP of acid remixes so if you like that sort of thing take a listen and support if you can. All profit will go to Medical Aid for Palestinians eraserheadmusic.bandcamp.com/album/acidwe...

I asked my followers what they thought I look like and the response with the most likes was Anthony Smith: “A love child of the South Park basement nerd & Michael Portillo. You dress like Cereal from Hackers but with an ‘I love birdwatching’ T-shirt and goggles like that baddie from Flash Gordon.”

Thanks Richard! £2,738.67 donated so far. Will remain up for sale until October.

View from my studio. I know because of all the immigrants coming here and erasing our culture it's hard to tell - but this is actually in England.

Had to get this one out of my head

I mixed Annie Lennox with BC Camplight and I like it. Apologies to both

What do you reckon this smelled like?

It’s 2004. I’ve just bought these 3 albums in HMV in the Warp15 3 for 2 sale and am now ripping them and uploading them via a USB cable to my 40gb iPod having found HD scans of the album artwork by searching on Google and clicking the first image. This was it. This was the peak of civilisation.

Some collage

If you enjoy the caustic sound of a distorted TB-303 you may enjoy this EP. Look, I know I'm just the guy that paints stupid pictures. But music is what I really love. It's what I studied and what I do to truly express myself. And right now it's bringing me solace where Paint just isn't.

I've released an EP - all profit to Medical Aid for Palestinians eraserheadmusic.bandcamp.com/album/acidwe...

One of my top 10 books

The music video is a criminally ill treated medium. Most of the official classics are available only as 240p Youtube fodder. Meanwhile I can get a 4K restoration of the shittest slasher film you've ever seen with deluxe artwork and 4 hours of extras.

I’m do worry that this bottle makes it look like I don’t know what an elephant looks like