New age Intercity 125 T-shirts for the spiritual diesel locomotive enthusiast

Everytime I drop a non black T-shirt everyone is like "Can you please do it on black" Okay I get it you don't have dandruff. Congratulations.

Jam I’m Alan Partridge Bottom The Armando Iannucci Shows Brass Eye Peep Show Tim and Eric Awesome Show Look Around You Curb Your Enthusiasm Red Dwarf

Ok day off work, let's go Brighton Body by chips Threads by @sirpaintalot.bsky.social

Passionate ambient fans have started painting portraits of Brian Eno on roundabouts

Quick doodle to mark the occasion

"Please paint Corbyn and Farage playing conkers" - John Dee

I made a video. Thought it was maybe a bit earnest and cringe but people seem to enjoy it on the other social media places so here goes.

Animated album covers on streaming services: get to fuck. The album cover is not a moving medium.

Yesterday I punched a waiter in an airport burger joint because she snuck up behind me and all I saw was my empty wrapper move in my peripheral and my instinct was to grab it. She looked angry and confused but luckily didn't understand me when I said "I'm so sorry I thought you were the wind"

Then why am I so haggard?

If it was up to me the sniper wouldn’t have even been able to buy a gun. Pointing out this irony - and curbing your sympathy accordingly - isn’t the same as condoning the killing

Milhaus Risograph prints are back in stock jimll.co.uk/products/mil...

It’s Bandcamp Friday - a good day to support artists you like. I’ve just released an EP of acid remixes so if you like that sort of thing take a listen and support if you can. All profit will go to Medical Aid for Palestinians eraserheadmusic.bandcamp.com/album/acidwe...

I asked my followers what they thought I look like and the response with the most likes was Anthony Smith: “A love child of the South Park basement nerd & Michael Portillo. You dress like Cereal from Hackers but with an ‘I love birdwatching’ T-shirt and goggles like that baddie from Flash Gordon.”

Thanks Richard! £2,738.67 donated so far. Will remain up for sale until October.

View from my studio. I know because of all the immigrants coming here and erasing our culture it's hard to tell - but this is actually in England.

Had to get this one out of my head

I mixed Annie Lennox with BC Camplight and I like it. Apologies to both

What do you reckon this smelled like?

It’s 2004. I’ve just bought these 3 albums in HMV in the Warp15 3 for 2 sale and am now ripping them and uploading them via a USB cable to my 40gb iPod having found HD scans of the album artwork by searching on Google and clicking the first image. This was it. This was the peak of civilisation.

Some collage

If you enjoy the caustic sound of a distorted TB-303 you may enjoy this EP. Look, I know I'm just the guy that paints stupid pictures. But music is what I really love. It's what I studied and what I do to truly express myself. And right now it's bringing me solace where Paint just isn't.

I've released an EP - all profit to Medical Aid for Palestinians eraserheadmusic.bandcamp.com/album/acidwe...

One of my top 10 books

The music video is a criminally ill treated medium. Most of the official classics are available only as 240p Youtube fodder. Meanwhile I can get a 4K restoration of the shittest slasher film you've ever seen with deluxe artwork and 4 hours of extras.

I’m do worry that this bottle makes it look like I don’t know what an elephant looks like

Does anyone know of any fundraisers for the people who have been wrongfully arrested for peacefully protesting in support of PA?

Yungblud is the first music act to truly make me feel like an old fart and I guess that counts for something

Extreme Duress, 2025 by Anonymous Teenager This provocative artwork by an emerging young talent makes bold use of freshly washed laundry to make a powerful statement about the unfairness of having to hang up your own clothes before being allowed to eat the Indian takeaway that was bought for you.

More cassette nostalgia from the pages of an OMNI magazine I’ve been cutting up for collage

Just thinking about the X Files theme cassette single

I would love to be an insect. I think I would be good at it.

The older I get the less tolerance I seem to have for sounds beyond my control (people talking in cinema, bad music in gym, cars with loud exhausts, church bells going off when I'm not in the mood) - worried that by the time I'm 50 I'll have to abandon society completely.

Nirvana's Nevermind cover but the baby is Baby Sinclair from the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs As requested by Morgan

Trying to sell prints at the end of the world makes me feel like a real cunt haha

Probably not the first to point out the irony that Sydney Sweeney - whose early roles include playing a child bride put to death by a deeply misogynistic totalitarian regime should later become an unofficial poster girl for Trump's Republican administration.

A piece of music I wrote around the poem Diving into the Wreck by Adrienne Rich

I wrote some thoughts about a lonely gannet and AI

What’s everyone’s Birdle stats? (it’s like Wordle but you have to guess the bird based on the song/call and a blurry photo) I’m quite pleased with mine.

Jamie XX is like “all the UK ravers… hardcore will never die!” and then it drops into the most painfully introspective marimba-based ambient house you’ve ever heard

"Father, why is there no water in the taps?" "Son, we spent it all on making photographs that look like something else when you squint"

@womensartbluesky.bsky.social Awesome page but it would be really cool if you also tagged the artists (those who are on Bluesky) so we can more easily follow them. Even if it’s just in the comments.

Christ, trying to get people to listen to your music is fucking hard work. I can see why my musician friends are so jaded.

Made an acid remix of my favourite The Bug track youtu.be/8Z7Srwcz6fA

Ltd Edition Risograph jimll.co.uk/products/sme...

Incredible overlooked track. And more relevant than ever.

I've got it guys: we need cinemas to install those little minijack outputs in all the seats like on an aeroplane. Or even just one row of seats. That way noise sensitive people like me can bring their own noise cancelling headphones, plug in and enjoy the cinema again.

Some mysterious mail from @sirpaintalot.bsky.social ahead of our 'Evolution of Horror Presents' event at the Regent Street Cinema this Friday 👀 🎟️ www.regentstreetcinema.com/movie/the-ev...