I could sleep 8 more hours.

tell someone to scram today, it’ll feel good

I need more coffee, pronto

Feeling churlish and insubordinate today.

spice up your love life with jalepenos

emotional support biscuits & gravy

the muse of hypothetical driven by wishes and the concept of #perhaps never say never an eternal mantra #vss365 #poetry

Oh you're damaged like me..even better.

OMG! You're all doing it wrong! Here let me fuck it up

she's still workin them flowers this evening🥹🐝🌻🖤

Afternoon coffee?

Spending time with the stars

“You have a sunflower soul, no matter how dark it gets, it will always chase light.” 📸 mine

Just keeping it real. Real dumb.

I don't get down with pumpkin spice. I'm more of a chai whore.

Putting the razzle up in this dazzle

Nobody pushes it real good anymore and it's sad

sweet, sweet honey 🐝🌻

If you vigorously shake your hands after washing them in the public restroom, you still have to use 2 paper towels.

all you can eat buffet of emotions, consume wisely

I like being my own hot mess.

I'm just here to tell y'all that Rye toast is the superior toast.

Im posting nonsense y'all

I liked your post, please respond.

Honey, we don't talk about corn dogs like we used to

A bumper sticker that just reads "whatever pisses you off."

You wouldn't like me, I like beans in my chili.

Clouds reflected in the swamp.

A fart so loud, I marched myself straight to the couch.

130 days apart but both in their way just as beautiful

Just finished that roll of Costco cling wrap I opened back in '03

It gets better. It also gets infinitely worse. But still, better eventually.

Woke up not a billionaire. Oh well, at least I woke up and have another day.

A slice of Sicilian and S’Mores coffee. The only way to start off Sunday. 😁

I butt-dialed you, please ask your butt to respond

Sweet and salty in the streets, umami in the sheets 😏

kids watch the weirdest shit on the youtubes

Prescription-strength reciprocation

Do I run? The only running I do is running late.

new visitor, look at her antenna🩵🖤

Normalize un-bunching friends' wedgies

Make no mistake about it, my entire existence is a mistake. ~Me, flirting

*mouthful of nuggets* trying not to spoil my dinner

just got my ass kicked by the tupperware drawer again

something akin to an electrical connection

Minutes before the sun sets.

🔥

fishnets are never the wrong answer

I hope the sky is pretty wherever you are

Sunshine and smiles and all the chins. No filter necessary. 😅