Out of office message

I find Borat offensive and mean-spirited. That’s it. That’s the post.

whenever i get hopeful that we as a society can rise above and do better i remember we can’t even get people to stop eating at the homophobic chicken place

Even the bathroom stalls have multiple locks around here

As president of the new Erling Haaland stans club, I’d like to welcome you all to our first meeting.

Wait a minute, hasn’t Mitch McConnell been brain dead for decades?

When the water wars come, and they will, everyone will be clamoring to come to the Great Lakes region. This is the last place they should be putting fucking data centers.

Remember when the only explosive diarrhea parasite we had to worry about was the one in the oval office?

Unfortunately I do need a few thousand bucks ASAP and don’t have a way to obtain it. Should really have turned to a life of crime instead of spending time applying to jobs.

ai is the u2 album nobody asked for in our phones

Unfortunately I do need a few thousand bucks ASAP and don’t have a way to obtain it. Should really have turned to a life of crime instead of spending time applying to jobs.

So bad news all around. The job I’ve been interviewing for is as offered to someone else, apparently. There might be a chance there is a similar role open, but I can’t bank on that. My account is very overdrawn, my auto insurance needs to be paid idk what I’m going to do about anything. Shoot me

I think that July 5 should be the start of fall.

Remember when the only explosive diarrhea parasite we had to worry about was the one in the oval office?

There’s no Balkan teams left, the US is about to be out, I guess I’m rooting for Argentina and Messi at this point.

When I’m elected, podcast equipment sales will be banned on day one. Thank you.

I’m Balkan, so if you raise your voice at me, unfortunately, I will light you car on fire.

My most delusional belief is that I could do a better job at being a goalie and a lot of these World Cup goalkeepers.

I’m Balkan, so if you raise your voice at me, unfortunately, I will light you car on fire.

haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it

The farewell to Milwaukee video Giannis posted made me cry 😭

You guys if I don’t hear about this damn job by the end of the day I’m giving up. Who wants to hire me?!

Nothing gives me secondhand embarrassment more than grown adult Taylor Swift stans.

And when I’m elected, Bomb Pop colors will be reversed because they should be eaten in least to most delicious flavor, not most to least.

Celebrities are too media trained now. Nobody has a nemesis anymore. Robert Smith hating the fuck out of Morrissey and taking every opportunity to shit on him would never happen in 2026, to the great detriment of society.

My girl Rhaenyra is a Democratic Socialist! #hotd #demdragons

Finally date night with my boo Daemon Targaryen #hotd #demdragons

I’m not a shit poster, I’m a poop promulgator.

bsky quiet at night, shitposters take flight bsky quiet at morning, shitposters take warning or something idk

Old school playlist today

Old school playlist today

I bet America’s 250th would’ve been lit if we had literally any other president.

Currently not working and actively on the job hunt, so I have time to go see my parents, but no money to afford the trip. It’s always something!

I’m not a good person to talk to for relationship advice because I will say if he pissed you off again serve that man a hemlock martini and be done with it

I just realized that today isn’t Sunday and that means I won’t be seeing my boyfriend Daemon Targaryen and now I’m sad

I don’t know how many more times I have it in me to start over

I bet America’s 250th would’ve been lit if we had literally any other president.

What time is the president waving a bible at the masked Nazi march

Less American Revolution, more French Revolution.

Well, it only took us 250 years to fuck it all to hell. Good job, America.

For your 4th of July playlist

If you’re seeing this, congratulations, you’re in my cabal.

Bro do you even know any of the arcane arts?!

I’ve been in bathroom stalls in the women’s room at a club with more people in it than attended the entire Great American State Fair.

You guys I feel like nobody understands how glorious Milwaukee is in the summertime.

Are there any recruiters in our midst? I’ve been interviewing for a job. Had my third and final interview in the Tuesday before last. They hoped to make a decision by last Friday. It’s a week later and nothing. What can I infer?

Overrated: moving on Underrated: relentless, definitive revenge

I just found out that I got approved for a ground beef loan, so it looks like the July 4 cookout will be on this year after all.