big deal i do that all the time

can’t believe I have to say this again, but if you find me unconscious beneath a freeway overpass, please leave me alone, that’s MY time

"We see here the pinnacle of human physicality on display in a entertainment ritual enjoyed by what many would call the common person. It is a strange mix of opera and martial arts performed by actors who double as body builders. While perplexing, it is an act of impressive skill and dedication."

It only happened once

Once again the invisible hand of fate has guided my car through the front window of a mattress store

hoppin around in one huge boot like mario just fuckin trashing this circle k

Depressed! At the Potbelly

Happy birthday to the only TV show to predict that in the future some people would communicate using only reaction memes

If we're allowed to directly reference the alt text here, I simply hope that Branson's demands are never met, cruel as it may sound.

i think its actually awesome that the bestselling books right now are all like, hermione/draco fanfics with the serials filed off because it lets those of us who are mid writers console ourselves with the fantasy that we too could get $30,000,000 option deals if only we were willing to stoop so low

chatgpt is much like an improv comedy group 1) you are the audience, giving it prompts 2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt 3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And 4) it has the factual accuracy of improv 5) it does not understand comedy

Second panel of today's strip made me burst out laughing embarassingly at work. What more could I ask for?

tits or ass? bro, the way she cannot forget Carcosa where black stars hang in the heavens; where the shadows of men's thoughts lengthen in the afternoon, when the twin suns sink into the lake of Hali; and the way her mind will bear forever the memory of the Pallid Mask.

I'm not saying I loaded the dishwasher perfectly I'm just saying ideal solutions to packing problems are not always the most visually ordered

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.

Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social

how effortlessly the check engine light just blends into life’s background

“AI will replace movies. I can make my own version of Star Wars where I’m the hero and Obi-Wan doesn’t die.” The problem is we’ve allowed a society where adult men can say things like this without being shunned from the village to starve as a pitiful outcast.

happy labor day

Programme 4 is brought to you in part by Ramon’s Venetian Room on Rte. 9

Yoshi is born with shoes on, but it's the fucked up world he's born into that puts a gun in his hand

You don't scare me, you're not the angry sun from Super Mario 3

on a scale of 1-10 my depression is at a “need to empty the sink of dirty dishes but still haven’t unloaded the dishwasher of clean dishes”

sometimes i wonder if my husband would have still proposed if he knew how much i listen to we like to party by the vengaboys

Was trying to find this to confirm it’s real. Turns out it’s from Threads and dril is killing it over there

Also related (or maybe the same): Suspense is not generated by the reader not knowing what happens next. It's generated by the reader CARING what happens next.

ME, EVERY SINGLE MONDAY, 6:45AM:

it probably feels good af for an s-foil to lock into attack position

rise and shine!!!

To the tune of "Aqualung"

OH MY GOD

dc club legend

You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’ You don’t ‘run the gambit.’ gamut = entire range or series gauntlet = severe trial Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Slab Bulkhead, Fridge Largemeat, Punt Speedchunk, Butch Deadlift, Bold Bigflank, Splint Chesthair, Flint Ironstag, Bolt Vanderhuge Thick McRunfast, Blast Hardcheese, Buff Drinklots, Trunk Slamchest, Fist Rockbone, Stump Beefknob, Smash Lampjaw, Punch Rockgroi

Man that took AWHILE

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

It’s not just cool people who love @rachellichtman.bsky.social’s Programme4.tv Trace and I love it, too.

i like that this guy cant wait until the cat is at least done shitting. i got places to be

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

sorry for the lane closures due to my beyond thick son

me before I go to work: I’m gonna do chores after work me on my couch after work: auuuughh auuuuuhhhhhh whuuuuuugh nauuuuuuhhhh

If you look like cartoon organic lettuce farmer dm me