field roast is such ostentatious name for a little block of fake meat

what a wonderful sweater

new post up on bullshit lit www.bullshitlit.com/blog/pdugay?...

new post up on bullshit lit www.bullshitlit.com/blog/pdugay?...

when god closes a door it’s like um can you not i was using that

love takes so many forms like my husband makes sure the coffee mug i use is washed every night and i clean the food trap so he doesn’t yak

zohran is going to make people take their backpacks off on the subway again

why would i care who people who don't live here endorse

a little girl walked past us today at the coffee shop and said "boys are zombies and girls are aliens" and she is so right

i've decided it's not fair that my healing is reliant on my willingness to do my pt exercises. i didn't ask to be born

repeating "it will not make me feel better to shave my head again"

(cape swish) it is I, the bringer upper of how ChatGPT is causing psychosis, killer of the positive Teams chat about AI

brain dump playlist open.spotify.com/playlist/71y...

Every future Mayor & Council MUST have active plans to address strategic retreat. My primary criticism of "City of Yes" is that it didn't center global warming & known environmental issues. We must build up on the high land and evacuate the low, while rebuilding a sanitation system. LFG!

my immediate circle is getting tired of hearing me say that if we stay in NYC for the next few years we'll all need to invest in waders

i need to stop buying sailor shirts when i’m stressed

been thinking about trench foot a lot lately

One indication that its becoming unsustainably hot is that death rates at the Desert Botanical Garden have spiked. Even under the watchful eye of caretakers & botanists, plants that are evolutionarily prepared to survive Arizona’s heat are not surviving. www.vice.com/en/article/a...

reading a book everyone has raved about and i can’t stand makes me feel so cuckoo

can’t believe the NIN show is all an ornate trap to catch one guy

The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.

every time i leave the house i return with corn, figs, cherries, or tomatoes. it's almost over!

Me?? I have to do it? Ok then…

sometimes i wonder if my husband would have still proposed if he knew how much i listen to we like to party by the vengaboys

people talk about traveling back in time to see major events, but i think i would go back to see my parents, not yet married, on the road to casablanca in a volkswagen beetle. and there they encounter a man driving a truck full of watermelons that hit a tree, as he gifts them several watermelons

weapons was interesting. i feel like i saw two different movies cut together

unfortunately i now need a new agatha christie-centered friend group

so weird to be a newlywed and a mom-newlydead in the same year

my bodega cannot keep up with my clearly canadian needs

if you pull a stray hair off someone it's funny to wrinkle you nose and say "oof cobweb"

Hello to the few folks whose skyline I pop onto. There is a Baltimore elder who is struggling to raise a modest amount of $1100 to help her recently disabled spouse with kidney disease. She’s just under a quarter of the way there, I really would love for it to be fully funded. Help if you can. 💕

i've become so obsessed with nature over the past ten years because it all feels so fragile and fleeting in light of climate collapse. look at this magical teensy animal!

so bored today i’m thinking about what notes a blair witch project perfume would have

cried at the aquarium because the ocean is so beautiful and we treat it like a toilet

it's a summer of gothic novels and books on seas, lakes, and rivers

placing a bookmark in the big laminated cake book they keep on the counter at baskin robbins so i may resume reading tomorrow

libraries are one of our still great actual social services. they are places where people can learn and practice english, apply for jobs, cool down or warm up, learn a new skill, meet people in community, and read.

sometimes after your mom dies she will visit you in a dream, and she will be normal, not sick. and then you can be like well since you’re here lemme tell you what a bitch my sister has been lately

For the absolute last time: I *never* said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said *I could see why people would think that*

fighting with my dad about the great lakes

maybe if we tell more andrew cuomo has his nipples pierced they won’t vote for him

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

my husband just said outloud "i'm trying to order a coffee from my phone, no i don't want to open a line of credit at dunkin donuts"

I don't have a fancy Substack but I do have some Good Good Things for you: www.gojeffgo.com/good-good-th...

really getting into books where nothing much happens

my husband just told me he thought it was anna greengables. like a first and last name

in my new york public library guild jacket on the train reading the library book by susan orlean … i look like such a fan girl!!!

if there's one thing about me it's that i'm gonna hear a weird noise

I think I take a lot of the RFK stuff pretty personally because as a Dipshit-American I have a lot of quasi-magical beliefs about how my body works and it really pisses me off to see someone turn this joyful practice to evil

trying to fit in another showing of sinners today