Maybe you're not the person who caught the football

They should do MyChart Wrapped

i've been struggling with moths invading my house since i moved in 5 years ago. I gave up on trying to get rid of em but a friend told me about these moth traps, i was skeptical but literally the second i opened the package on one of them a moth flew into it out of nowhere, pure insanity

Two bars of harmonica is two bars two many, ayoooo

I bet Stribby would give the Prince musical 5 quacks

I feel like some of my problems in life could be solved by attending Monster Jam

I love the Charlie Brown Christmas album so much but Linus and Lucy? instant skip.

Just ONCE I wanna see a lost dog sign that says it’s ok to chase them

Pre Malone

This seems like a challenge

I asked my mom if I could charge my EV on the outlet on their garage and she was ~extremely concerned~ that it would affect the various crock pots at thanksgiving.

while everyone is out there trying to date chatgpt i decided to shack up with Pepper, the chipotle digital assistant

it's giving Thanks

whoever created this vile excuse for oatmeal should think very hard about what they've done

I bet Stribby would give the Prince musical 5 quacks

PANTONE® 3507 C SUMMER just didn’t have the same ring to it, glad they went back to the drawing board on that one

Sir, your camo hunting jacket is ineffective in the white walls of Mall of America.

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My waiting for Thanksgiving to be over so I can go home face

Seeing 10% off fills me with rage. You must think I’m stupid

How I look reading your posts

Mashed potatoes suck ass but gravy comes to the rescue

Being obvious here but healthcare in this country is so fucking screwed right now

This place served cold expensive pizza very slowly at lunch

Pushing forward but remembering the loss of so much is hard

It’s giving conversion therapy

Grizzly Bear at the salt shed was fantastic, they haven’t changed much since 2018, I guess that’s a good thing.

Arby’s steak nuggets are one of the seven signs of the apocalypse, look it up

With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.

Already got a compliment on my beach house shirt from the CLEAR guy at the airport, I have lots of band t shirts (too many), but this one by far gets the most comments

If you don’t use Flighty when you fly idk if we can hang

The maplewood Wendy’s is where it’s at

brb, inventing 400 in 1 body wash

I’m gonna be real popular at work tomorrow with this giant container of Costco croissants

I MAY BE STUPID , - dashare.zone ADMIN

i had no idea where this meme came from and now i do

Radiohead should print up a shirt that says “I got depressed listening to Let Down before it was cool”

If you’re still in line, leave the line! Do it!

Lotta ass slapping, maybe I should give baseball another shot

I think Fernet would be a good cat name

Making friends as an adult sucks fucking ass

Might drive to carls corner in essig for the lulz

This is legal tender