Shut up Wesley

i think its as good of a time as any to force you to listen to the seminal hit by Was (Not Was) - Walk The Dinosaur

A lotta yall still dont get it. Ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape.

Just saw a reminder of something I did 7 years ago and what actually is time

the hungry observatory

I miss sitting at the bar at Origami and doing no limit Omakase with Sari.

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

on my 3rd listen

This song is exactly gay treadmill walking speed (3.6mph) approved.

Idk if there’s anything that requires less proof than saying something or someone is haunted

Me when I read Facebook comments

Me when I open Bluesky

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Some gray catbirds migrate more than 2,000 miles from Central America to New York City to eat pepperoni pizza in Bryant Park. 🪶

This google news today just makes me happier I’m dumping Gmail for fastmail

I got a ticket for @anginedepoitrine.bsky.social but got botted by axs trying to get more for others so oh well

I have really been enjoying a new friendship I have so much

She took a little drive today

Things people with a human food-obsessed cat do

I dream about the Howard’s bar cheeseburger

Decided to move away from Gmail again for a lot of reasons but boy I am not looking forward to changing 700+ accounts emails

Secret third member of Angine de Poitrine, Buddy Guy.

i saw cherry and the spoon and canal park already

Hockey is only fun when there’s kissing

Saint Paul in the streets, Minneapolis in the sheets

“Don’t worry buddy, Kristi Noem isn’t around here anymore.”

Sending this owl-snoopy hybrid to my mom to let her know how much I care

There’s a family with a young kid at Yumi Sushi and I’m always so jealous of little kids who get to go have sushi, I would be 10x more of a food snob as an adult if I had sushi at that age. Also high merc levels

Twitter fucking sucks. I was on it from the very beginning until 2024 and I DO NOT MISS IT.

Construction is gay

when dogs walk outside they see the entire world as a toilet

New solo Mike D song dropped

Bsky is fine but I’m getting kinda tired of the same 3 peoples opinions getting reposted

I have whisker fatigue

Pittie Q BBQ in Roseville is fire

"order is on the way" ::clicks link:: SHIPPING LABEL CREATED Is a story as old as time

My face when people say “I asked ChatGPT…”

I’m a sucker for a waltz, especially in popular music

Having dinner at Jasmine Thai in Columbia heights with incredibly important local realtor @natepentz.bsky.social - pull up if you want an ass kicking

If we’re gonna complain about the met gala being funded by a billionaire I guess everyone who’s into sports needs to be quiet too?

not my brain remembering The Official Ninja Webpage randomly after 20+ years

If you see this, post a concert photo you took

"Quote from Count Dankula" — the Russian government

Sabu-chan, a larger than average cat, promotes the annual cat festival in Yushima, Tokyo.

"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come I look at it every morning and it makes me sad, hmm? Explain that.