I'm sorry, Pokopia is ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS?

Now, more than ever, I believe I could be trusted with the power of the Death Note.

I love Odin's eight-legged horse, Sleipnir. Just a perfect ancient guy way of thinking. "What make horse go faster? More legs, obviously."

Tucker Carlson always has an expression that I assume he thinks comes across as pensive and intelligent, but it looks more like you tried to explain high level physics to a particularly stupid dog.

There are a lot of factors at play in why Highguard didn't really take off (crowded market, unremarkable gameplay, technical launch issues), but I don't think you can really undersell the extent to which Geoff inadvertently putting a target on its back is something it never really recovered from.

Wish I hadn't just spent a week off work with a cold, because I could really use that week off now for bad mental health reasons, instead.

Okay, I think we can be done with appending "-slop" as a descriptive suffix now.

If I may hazard a guess, is the answer “by being wealthy and able to afford help”?

Sony heard everyone begging for a PC release of Bloodborne and said "No, and in fact, you know what else?"

LinkedIn loves to be like "17 Notifications!" and then every single one of them is like "Someone you met once logged in!"

Heading into the lab with the boys to determine if there's a way to speak in Arnold Schwarzeneggar's accent with JFK's speech patterns.

Pete Buttiegieg just feels like everything wrong with the democratic party. All sizzle, no steak, whichever way the wind blows kind of guy with no actual principles beyond "I deserve to be in power."

X-Men sketches in Procreate. Just practicing.

Alt version of Logan

Everyone in charge of everything is so fucking stupid, oh my god.

I am really just so tired of having to hear this guy speak, read his words, listen to all his midwit catty asides within asides all while he just carelessly burns down everything around him.

Leon S. Kennedy, Resident Evil Requiem (2026)

Never misses an opportunity to write a novel when a sentence will do. Least of his many, many crimes, but jesus what a waste of time.

Resident Evil loves to introduce a friendly Black character to get fed into a wood chipper for narrative purposes inside of ten minutes.

I think The Batman is a pretty good "one of those".

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I’m pretty sure they designed the RE Engine with the purpose of trying to make the handsomest Leon S Kennedy possible.

Assuming Leon S. Kennedy has a closet full of sick coats like Rude from FFVII just has drawers full of sunglasses.

Fuck Mark Carney. Cowardly neolib slimeball. Fuck the liberals and fuck anyone else who supports the US in their wanton imperial murder spree.

The world we have made disgusts me to my core.

Goddammit.

Haha, turns out a minor inconvenience was the last straw that made me absolutely fucking lose it today.

RE Requiem FBI Director: You need to face your fears, agent Ashcroft. That’s why we’re sending you alone to investigate an active crime scene in a location you have a deep, personal connection to and therefore a massive conflict of interest in.

Shout out to the only two places to buy physical video games within driving distance for apparently ordering a combined four and a half copies of Resident Evil.

Friday Fun Fest: Is this headache a product of my lingering cold, the result of staring at a screen editing transcripts all day, a physical symptom of the depressive episode I'm experiencing, or secret fourth thing (all three combined!)?

The people in charge of Microsoft should tried in the Hague for like a billion different reasons.

One of the big planks of the whole Republican platform was "DEMOCRATS ARE GOING TO TAKE YOUR BEEF!!!!" and now they've pivoted seamlessly to "Who the fuck do you think you are that you even deserve beef, you fucking slime?" which I'm sure will somehow still work out for them.

A bunch of my little consumable necessities (cat litter, hand soap, hair product, etc) all came due yesterday, so there goes the little weekly surplus being sick gave me.

Oh great, now Rona's scoring off me??

I really wish Lies of P had multiplayer. Soulslikes are fine solo, but they really sing when you and two of your other meathead friends are bouncing off the walls and getting wildly overleveled.

Goddamn the Leafs stink this year.

Frankly, I'm disappointed in the circumstances surrounding the US Men's Hockey Team's gold medal win last weekend. Frankly, partying with the Tkachuk brothers is an inexcusable lapse in judgement and Mr. Patel should step down from his role as director of the FBI.

Maybe it should be illegal for companies to purchase their competition.

When the design presentation you have to transcribe is only 20 minutes long.

You could probably pitch the NBA pretty successfully to goth kids by explaining its commissioner appears to be some sort of ambulatory skeleton or perhaps a lich.

Sometimes a Soulslike just hits you with an enemy where you're like "Would you give it a fucking break, man?"

Stuck in a real Poochie kind of mood writing this media release. "Biographical musical to make life worth living" is probably not going to make it to the final edit.

Consensus around the new Resident Evil seems to be that it falls apart a bit in the back half. Baby, to me, that's just Resident Evil! 😎

More than almost anything else, I feel that internet comment sections are the greatest evil of the modern age.

Famously, once an embattled minority has been destroyed, the fascists responsible for their destruction always find peace, and look for no further outlet for their violence.

The entire system around raising professional hockey players is designed in a lab to produce cretins like the US Men's Team. Affluent kids shipped away from home in their teens and placed on a pedestal while they play in development leagues, excused from having to learn anything of consequence.

On the plus side, the US Men's team winning gold in hockey has given them ample space to publicly expose themselves as a bunch of heinous rats (whereas the heinous rats of the Canadian men's team cleverly remain hidden).

Instead of watching the state of the union, I played Dark Souls 2 with my friends.

How it feels watching regular season Jeopardy after a month of post-season episodes.

Once again reiterating my stance that Industry, a purported cable television show, is a psyop the media is perpetrating to unclear ends and does not actually exist.