matt 🦖
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I’m the kind of human wreckage that you love. He/Him
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Ah well. You win some, you lose a lot.
almost 3 years ago
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Personally, I question what’s left to explore about the Garfieldverse in the medium of video games.
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about 11 hours ago
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Choosing to assume this mystery man is the perennially offscreen "Liam".
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about 12 hours ago
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Look, you can enjoy your FIFA World Cups, your NBA Finals, your Stanley Cup playoffs, etc. I’ll be over here enjoying a little sport called unremarkable mid-season Blue Jays baseball!
about 23 hours ago
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You seek the wisdom of the crowd, and yet in French, they recognize that the crowd is a “foule.” Much to think about 🤔🤔🤔
about 24 hours ago
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You’re not mad about the new art style for Shrek, you’re mad you’re not 12 anymore and the world is measurably more complicated.
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1 day ago
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For a guy lately so concerned about whether or not he’s going to get into heaven, I gotta say shrugging and declaring hundreds of schoolchildren dead because you started a vanity war a “mistake” seems like a pretty solid RSVP to the hottest fires of Hell.
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1 day ago
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Every new detail of Noel's personal life is somehow always the lynchpin to Noel's entire deal.
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1 day ago
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We don’t have to do this thing where we pretend Shrek is some sacred cow of animation. You were just 12 when it came out.
2 days ago
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Say what you will about the thorough and decisive depantsing of the Trump administration by Iran. At the end of the day, they got a lot of innocent Iranians needlessly killed to satisfy one rich, octogenarian asshole's paper-thin ego.
2 days ago
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"I'm not political" is always always code for "I'm deeply, staunchly, violently conservative, but I recognize that saying so means I will be justifiably socially ostracized."
2 days ago
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Microsoft OneDrive...truly rancid software.
2 days ago
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Yeah, hang on, I just need to choose a thumbnail for my video about the processed ingredients in snack foods that makes me look like the craziest person to ever live.
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2 days ago
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If not even Jelly Roll can find love in this crazy, mixed up world, what hope is there for the rest of us slobs?
2 days ago
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Cannot wait for the era of mouse menu controls on console games to die a fiery death.
3 days ago
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Me: (muttering under my breath) I guess I just don’t see how solving a glorified Rubik’s cube counts as an invitation to get a meat hook through my penis. The Hell Priest: We have such sights to show you. Me: You replaced my eyes with shrapnel!
3 days ago
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They call it the beautiful game because of how much ugly stuff there is around it.
3 days ago
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Me, after the English spend the entire World Cup going "It's coming home, lads!" just to lose in predictable fashion:
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Thanos Places Infinity Stone in Gauntlet
Alt: Thanos Places Infinity Stone in Gauntlet
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3 days ago
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Not correcting Dr. No on his weirdly left field racist assertion that Jamaicans believe dragons are real and terrifying because the last guy who tried that got dropped in a vat of acid for not being a team player.
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3 days ago
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Xbox bought up half the video game industry and now they're going "Eww, we don't want to own all this crap."
3 days ago
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I'm sorry your career isn't going as well as John Krasinski's, man.
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4 days ago
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How does Jared Leto keep getting work?
4 days ago
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The Carolina Hurricanes: “At least we’re not the Vegas Golden Knights *shrug*”
4 days ago
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It’s very funny that Pixar was like “We’re only doing Toy Story 5 because we came up with a story that really matters.” and then that story was just “It’s because you’re on that damn phone!!!”
4 days ago
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You gotta hand it to Bet365 for pioneering commercials where everyone in them is an unlikable asshole.
4 days ago
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Glad to see the power of friendship prevail.
5 days ago
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Jeffrey Koch
5 days ago
Artists! Quote with your fanart!
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The Toronto Blue Jays!!!!
6 days ago
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We’ve reached a point where the gambling ads are genuinely suggesting if you’re bored between pitches you should pull out your phone for a quick game of roulette. Rancid, heinous shit, honestly. Everyone involved is going to the deepest hell.
6 days ago
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I often tell my friend he's got a hot Irish temper thanks to this very compilation.
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6 days ago
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Me, hearing about John Tortorella coaching the Vegas Golden Knights in the Stanley Cup Finals:
6 days ago
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With the upcoming Persona 4 remake, a new generation of gamers will get the chance to meet Nanako Dojima, the saddest little girl in the whole wide world.
6 days ago
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Incredible time to live in Canada. Not one single person in the entire country gives a shit about the Stanley Cup Finals.
7 days ago
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Guy who has only seen the 2019 NBA Finals, watching his second NBA Finals: Getting a lot of '2019 NBA Finals' vibes from this...
7 days ago
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Pfft, like I don’t already know that.
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7 days ago
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Honestly, happy for Noel's parents.
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7 days ago
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My dad was asking us if we were saving money for retirement and I was just like "Our generation isn't going to retire, man."
8 days ago
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Incredible to see what the New York Knicks can accomplish when the worst fucking person in the whole world isn't around to turn the vibes completely rancid.
8 days ago
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Shout out to Bari Weiss for her incredible work disproving the notion of meritocracy.
8 days ago
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Well made as it is, I wish this game would take a fucking break. Needs like 30% less stuff going on in every screen.
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8 days ago
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Like ten years ago, I worked in an adjacent department to a guy with the same name as me and I straight up stole his email sign off. Sorry other Matt B.
8 days ago
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Something that would solve a lot of problems for me would be if I just stopped going to see movies I know aren't going to be very good.
9 days ago
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An Ocarina of Time remake announced and I find I don't really feel any sort of way about it. What a time to be alive.
9 days ago
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Happy for the Xenoblade perverts, I guess.
10 days ago
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For a moment there I just went “Yeah, Sextape’s car would do that.”
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10 days ago
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Superman's dog being named Krypto is like if a human had a dog named Eart.
10 days ago
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Whether they win or lose the championship, I think they should change their name to the Knew York Knicks.
10 days ago
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Tried to sign up for a Facebook account for work purposes and was immediately told my account's behaviour violated Facebook's standards, and was booted from the platform.
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10 days ago
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Oh, no kidding?
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10 days ago
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They should invent a Bluetooth that works.
10 days ago
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One thing I love about being in charge of a feedback email address is how many people make it my problem that they're just rock fucking stupid.
10 days ago
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