Amy Poehler's best podcast golden globe is truly a historic win for the underrepresented "celebrity millionaire" demographic. A celebrity interviewing other celebrities? What a fascinating and original concept for a show!

Man, Ghost of Yotei’s combat design sprints circles around Assassin’s Creed Shadows.

Trying to play Metaphor: ReFantazio feels like when Tim Robinson has too much fucking shit on him in that one sketch.

When I see an instagram post from some content farm with the caption “Thoughts?” my thought is that I want to sock you in the fuckin’ jaw.

Can’t wait for the @remapradio.bsky.social Sports! podcast this week. Da Bears are back!!!

Lmao Da Bears!

I know a lot can change in a minute forty five but: lol, LMAO

The only thing bringing me even a scrap of joy right now is watching the Bears’ score creep up ever so slowly on the Packers because I know my friend who recently converted to the Packers is really sweating it lol

I think it’s great that Esso found a use for all those Wii remote speakers in their at the pump ads.

Almost finished season 11 of Frasier and I can’t believe I’m almost entirely out of new Frasier.

In retrospect, ceding broad control of most municipal governments to heavily armed gangs empowered by the state to commit violence with no oversight was probably a bit of an oopsie goofer.

Having a real “so this is all there is” weekend.

One thing that really tends to get lost in how evil the people in power are is how fucking stupid and embarrassing they manage to be at the same time.

They should put that stupid little bowtie guy from the shitty fake mobile game ads in the next Smash Bros.

What a time to also be experiencing a major depressive episode.

I think it would be nice if something good happened for a change.

They should make it so actions have consequences for bad people.

One of the best things you can do for your sanity on this website, short of leaving and throwing your phone into the ocean, is to turn off autoplaying videos.

A lot of democrats don't like to hear this, but if you want to win elections you have show the voters you believe in something other than turning the big racism dial back and forth until it's just right.

Accidentally learned that Matt Gaetz is Palmer Luckey's brother in law, which, like, of course. That makes perfect sense.

If I’m understanding the plot of Hillbilly Elegy correctly, it’s a justifiable case of “but what if the kid has bad vibes?”

Human artists, use only once piece to convince people to follow you! Graphite on strathmore paper.

A lot of people don’t realize, if you’ve never been an actor or gone to school for acting or been around actors for any length of time, that actors are some of the least capable of shutting up people to ever live. You could never get one actor, let alone dozens, to keep a “crisis acting” gig secret.

Enough time has passed that I can now reveal, while visiting my dying grandmother in hospice last year, the instrumental album she had presumably been listening to for several years by that point played a full orchestral version of the Star Wars cantina song by Figrin Dan and the Modal Nodes.

Work comix

As always, the worst thing about all this is the violence and cruelty, but it is still deeply infuriating just how aggressively fucking stupid all the people responsible for the violence are.

Under 18? DNI. Over 18? Also DNI. 18 on the dot? You guessed it, DNI. Just DNI.

In a just world, every single democratic consultant would have been fired on November 9, 2016 and given a lifetime ban on working in politics.

It is a little staggering just how many people seem to be bound and determined to ensure they earn their first-class ticket to the lowest circle of hell.

Taking a deep breath and refraining from posting.

All those billions and billions of dollars and Amazon still can't create an ad for that Mr Beast show that makes him look like an actual human being.

Kristi Noem must have insane traps to walk around wearing Homer’s hidden camera cowboy hat all day like that.

So much shit happened in Marty Supreme I completely forgot about the kid who tried to buy an armadillo from the pet store.

One of the funniest things Square Enix ever did was make a sequel to Final Fantasy X and call it Final Fantasy X-2, ensuring that anyone who wasn't familiar with the series would forever be asking "Did you mean Final Fantasy XII?"

God give me one fucking year where a stupid Florida hockey team isn't good.

Thinking very hard about how much Final Fantasy XII I can rip off before it becomes too obvious. Giant bunny ladies are obviously a step too far, for one.

As always, every single anti-Trump republican loves what he's doing, they just don't love the way he's doing it (saying the quiet parts out really, really loud).

Intellectually, I realize that TImothee Chalamet is 30 years old, but also come on. That is a teenager.

In a way I empathize with a lot of liberal politicians. I too want a job that pays me a lot of money to do absolutely nothing of substance.

Image searching "ploughman's lunch" just to feel something.

Impressive how quickly "Protect the children" gets dropped as conservative reasoning when it starts getting in the way of capital.

The secret to having a band that rules is making sure said band actually sucks just a little bit.

Want to feel old? Christmas 2025 was one million years ago.

2026 prediction: Avengers 5 will make less money than Avatar 3 and it's going to make a lot of very strange people extremely angry.

Sketching and found myself gravitating towards rated R DBZ.

This will be the fourth time we have killed Professor Xavier on film and we are getting exceedingly efficient at it.

Boy, it really doesn't matter how stupid you are if you're good at flattering the right people.

The worst part about coming back to work in January is having to hear a constant stream of "Happy New Years" for at least the next three weeks.

Getting in trouble with my friends for my firmly held belief that if you are a millionaire and you start a podcast they should arrest you (yes, even Conan).

Oh hell yeah, time for me to really piss people off! FFXII FFX FFVIII FFVII FFIX FFXV FFV FFVI FFIV FFXVI FFXIII FFI Unplayed: II, III Gray Area: VIIR VIIR2, X-2, XIII-2, Lighting Returns, Tactics Disqualified: XI, XIV