Personally, I question what’s left to explore about the Garfieldverse in the medium of video games.

Choosing to assume this mystery man is the perennially offscreen "Liam".

Look, you can enjoy your FIFA World Cups, your NBA Finals, your Stanley Cup playoffs, etc. I’ll be over here enjoying a little sport called unremarkable mid-season Blue Jays baseball!

You seek the wisdom of the crowd, and yet in French, they recognize that the crowd is a “foule.” Much to think about 🤔🤔🤔

You’re not mad about the new art style for Shrek, you’re mad you’re not 12 anymore and the world is measurably more complicated.

For a guy lately so concerned about whether or not he’s going to get into heaven, I gotta say shrugging and declaring hundreds of schoolchildren dead because you started a vanity war a “mistake” seems like a pretty solid RSVP to the hottest fires of Hell.

Every new detail of Noel's personal life is somehow always the lynchpin to Noel's entire deal.

We don’t have to do this thing where we pretend Shrek is some sacred cow of animation. You were just 12 when it came out.

Say what you will about the thorough and decisive depantsing of the Trump administration by Iran. At the end of the day, they got a lot of innocent Iranians needlessly killed to satisfy one rich, octogenarian asshole's paper-thin ego.

"I'm not political" is always always code for "I'm deeply, staunchly, violently conservative, but I recognize that saying so means I will be justifiably socially ostracized."

Microsoft OneDrive...truly rancid software.

Yeah, hang on, I just need to choose a thumbnail for my video about the processed ingredients in snack foods that makes me look like the craziest person to ever live.

If not even Jelly Roll can find love in this crazy, mixed up world, what hope is there for the rest of us slobs?

Cannot wait for the era of mouse menu controls on console games to die a fiery death.

Me: (muttering under my breath) I guess I just don’t see how solving a glorified Rubik’s cube counts as an invitation to get a meat hook through my penis. The Hell Priest: We have such sights to show you. Me: You replaced my eyes with shrapnel!

They call it the beautiful game because of how much ugly stuff there is around it.

Me, after the English spend the entire World Cup going "It's coming home, lads!" just to lose in predictable fashion:

Not correcting Dr. No on his weirdly left field racist assertion that Jamaicans believe dragons are real and terrifying because the last guy who tried that got dropped in a vat of acid for not being a team player.

Xbox bought up half the video game industry and now they're going "Eww, we don't want to own all this crap."

I'm sorry your career isn't going as well as John Krasinski's, man.

How does Jared Leto keep getting work?

The Carolina Hurricanes: “At least we’re not the Vegas Golden Knights *shrug*”

It’s very funny that Pixar was like “We’re only doing Toy Story 5 because we came up with a story that really matters.” and then that story was just “It’s because you’re on that damn phone!!!”

You gotta hand it to Bet365 for pioneering commercials where everyone in them is an unlikable asshole.

Glad to see the power of friendship prevail.

Artists! Quote with your fanart!

The Toronto Blue Jays!!!!

We’ve reached a point where the gambling ads are genuinely suggesting if you’re bored between pitches you should pull out your phone for a quick game of roulette. Rancid, heinous shit, honestly. Everyone involved is going to the deepest hell.

I often tell my friend he's got a hot Irish temper thanks to this very compilation.

Me, hearing about John Tortorella coaching the Vegas Golden Knights in the Stanley Cup Finals:

With the upcoming Persona 4 remake, a new generation of gamers will get the chance to meet Nanako Dojima, the saddest little girl in the whole wide world.

Incredible time to live in Canada. Not one single person in the entire country gives a shit about the Stanley Cup Finals.

Guy who has only seen the 2019 NBA Finals, watching his second NBA Finals: Getting a lot of '2019 NBA Finals' vibes from this...

Pfft, like I don’t already know that.

Honestly, happy for Noel's parents.

My dad was asking us if we were saving money for retirement and I was just like "Our generation isn't going to retire, man."

Incredible to see what the New York Knicks can accomplish when the worst fucking person in the whole world isn't around to turn the vibes completely rancid.

Shout out to Bari Weiss for her incredible work disproving the notion of meritocracy.

Well made as it is, I wish this game would take a fucking break. Needs like 30% less stuff going on in every screen.

Like ten years ago, I worked in an adjacent department to a guy with the same name as me and I straight up stole his email sign off. Sorry other Matt B.

Something that would solve a lot of problems for me would be if I just stopped going to see movies I know aren't going to be very good.

An Ocarina of Time remake announced and I find I don't really feel any sort of way about it. What a time to be alive.

Happy for the Xenoblade perverts, I guess.

For a moment there I just went “Yeah, Sextape’s car would do that.”

Superman's dog being named Krypto is like if a human had a dog named Eart.

Whether they win or lose the championship, I think they should change their name to the Knew York Knicks.

Tried to sign up for a Facebook account for work purposes and was immediately told my account's behaviour violated Facebook's standards, and was booted from the platform.

Oh, no kidding?

They should invent a Bluetooth that works.

One thing I love about being in charge of a feedback email address is how many people make it my problem that they're just rock fucking stupid.