Happy to report that Mad Max: Fury Road still absolutely fucking whips.

Today in niche music takes: The acapella sequence in Alexisonfire's cover of Moneen's The Passing of America where they all break out laughing is a fun little sequence that, even if staged, always makes me smile.

Every few weeks, some new liberal goober pops up to say, "Well, the fascists were nice to ME!"

Could not have told you who Cass Sunstein was before today, but he makes pretty much the ur-case for liberalism being an empty, vapid ideology of constantly shifting goalposts in just about every single line of this Chotiner interview.

Only one thing can heal the fractured soul of the American people: a late night host publicly and profusely apologizing for some of the most milquetoast commentary ever uttered on television so that we can all go back to paying an uncomplicated 20 dollars a month to not watch The Little Mermaid.

Autocorrect getting noticeably worse year over year is a psyop aimed directly at annoying me.

You know a game has the juice when the posts about it could be a genuine list of important beginner tips or a total shitpost.

Silksong is proving to be a terrific catalyst for long, unintelligible strings of barely-muttered curses.

Me, when I want to play a strength-based character, but I also want access to the good dialogue options.

Didn't get raptured and god told me it was because I fell for the "dinosaurs" scam 🤷‍♂️

I think my version of Cellar Door is the phrase Alimony Tony's Valimony Showny.

It's a little wild that they put out a trailer for a new Star Wars movie today and the collective response has been, charitably, an internet-wide shrug. Incredible brand value assassination from the Disney Corporation in just ten short years.

I’ll give the British this much: cheddar cheese.

Star Wars: The Muppets Take Mandalore

YouTube is showing me ads for Real Housewives shows and having previously gone out of my way not to engage with these shows, you mean to tell me these people dress like this on purpose? Of their own volition?

Rogers congratulating the Blue Jays for making the post-season.

Happy September 21st to all who celebrate!

If I were Grand Nagus Zek, I would simply not travel with a giant bodyguard who seems to do nothing but cringe in terror anytime there's something even a little challenging near me. I would also probably not go by the title of Nagus.

“Ah, I just gave birth to the illegitimate child of our cult leader, the power mad cardassian, Dukat. If it ever gets out, it will ruin him and destroy our organization. Now to stand inside this airlock and tell him I don’t know if I can keep the secret.”

It's kind of bullshit that Chief O'Brien never got promoted.

Who designed Bilewater in Silksong? I just want to talk.

I don't really follow baseball, or sports in general, but I've been hearing a lot about the Savannah Bananas lately, and that whole endeavor strikes me as very fucking annoying.

Switched from Lossless to HQ for music and instantly got like 60 gigabytes back lol.

I haven't finished a video game or a book in like a month, which stinks!

They should give me one of those big seven figure newspaper columns writing obsequious crap about how even though I'm definitely a big liberal, and no foolin, guys, you do pretty much always gotta hand it to the right when you really think about it. I'm a liberal though.

Saw a professionally staged version of The Dumb Waiter today, but I still think I liked @blockedparty.bsky.social’s Actor Party version better.

Looking forward to the future of television!

Do you think when the I Think You Should Leave writers came up with the hot dog car sketch they had even an inkling of how clearly it predicted what the state of political discourse would become for the next 6 years (and counting)?

Good news on one of these!

Congrats to Jimmy Fallon on finally becoming the funniest host in late night tv.

We really fucked up when we decided to award the title of generational technological genius to a guy who made MySpace for College Students.

For me, when I'm thirsty, it's gotta be Glass of Water So Cold It Hurts Your Teeth. That's right, nothing quenches your thirst like Glass of Water So Cold It Hurts Your Teeth. Try Glass of Water So Cold It Hurts Your Teeth today!

Paramount’s Star Trek merchandise division should absolutely be selling: 1) Deep Space Nine Niners baseball cap 2) Replica Deep Space Nine Niners signed baseball

Watching the Deep Space Nine baseball episode while the events of the world are happening like:

Personally, if I were a famous children's author who was slowly becoming more famous for my bigotry than for my writing and I was even remotely concerned about my legacy, I would probably stop quoting Hitler with such alarming rapidity and familiarity.

Melania dressed like she just rode into town at high noon and she's a-callin' the sheriff out.

People will tie themselves in knots justifying racist right wing rhetoric with all kinds of generous interpretations, but ask that that same nuance be extended to left wing talking points, and suddenly-- I was going to say you're worse than Hitler, but I guess that's not a high bar to clear anymore?

I am once again urging gamers online to develop a sense of perspective regarding their hobby.

Whoever programmed the flying enemies in Silksong is my enemy for life.

"I'm on a fixed income!" And what, you think my salary goes up every other day?

Elderly people love to complain that the discounts they get just for being elderly are insufficient.

The secret to immortality is to become such a rich, annoying asshole that credulous media dipshits never stop writing articles about you or your stupid beliefs with breathless awe.

Trans rights are human rights.

For years, I thought this show as called Kid KISS and that was something I wasn't about to put in my google search history, but it nearly drove me insane trying to figure out what the hell it was actually called.

World's most insufferable polycule wants you to hear them out on throwing minority groups under the bus.

Currently crowdfunding 50 US dollars so I can explain the Rachel McAdams hot chick reference on Jeopardy to @jeopardypodcast.bsky.social

My Chemical Romance should have released Conventional Weapons as an LP.

Christ, do you know how stupid you have to be for *Bill Maher* to get one over on you?

Please help me budget this, my family is dying.

All his movies bomb at the box office, his performances are always wooden, and everyone who works with him finds him annoying at best, so of course, it's time to let Jared Leto anchor another major franchise.