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Haunted meat with clown blood. Drawing dicks on things is cheaper than therapy. 🍋👻👾💣 🇦🇺🏳️🌈
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“Wow this account’s pretty cool” -Me, not realising I’m looking at my own account
5 months ago
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mr coffee
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I don’t care who you are, there’s nothing quite like a Ticonderoga #2.
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 🦃
4 days ago
ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
4 days ago
The vibes this year gave “waiting for the air puff test at the eye doctor’s office”
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Restaurants should offer the option to have really bad service so you can test out how your date reacts. Does he yell and berate them? Does she ask for the manager? Does he tell you not to make a scene when you politely try to send back the wrong dish? Call it “Red Flag service.”
4 days ago
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Saving up my pee so everyone else in the ladies room can hide their pee sounds behind the sonic blast of my pee hitting the bowl.
9 days ago
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What if the moon is literally mooning us? How do we know that isn’t the moon’s butt?
9 days ago
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A funny thing I like say is that I drive like an old lady so I live long enough to become one, but the last time I said it to somebody they were like, “Whoah…that’s fuckin’ dark, man.” He seemed genuinely shaken and I like to imagine he drove the speed limit all the way home. I saved his life.
9 days ago
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
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9 days ago
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Fun
11 days ago
hateration and holleration in this danceeconomy??
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“Maybe this one will fix me,” she murmured, putting a fifth brand of strawberry yoghurt into the shopping basket.
11 days ago
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Frances Meh
12 days ago
in life i always shoot for the moon because even if i miss i'll at least land on your mom's tits
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Dear future self, The reason you need to get up earlier is so you have time to poop before you leave the house. If you don’t poop before you leave, you’ll have to hold it in for your whole commute and end up missing the narrow window of easy pooping. Respect the poop window. Sincerely, Past you.
11 days ago
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If you see this, quote the post with a movie you rate a perfect 10 out of 10.
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11 days ago
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Fun
14 days ago
formula one but all the cars are the fuck truck from titanic
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Trying to rebuild my life but the instructions are missing and all I have to work with is a rusty multitool and a bag of assorted screws I found in the bottom of a drawer.
15 days ago
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Sam
18 days ago
If you’re going to be depressed, please do it during work hours so you can get paid to cry. Let’s not give in to capitalism, not even a little bit.
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DaddyJew
15 days ago
*watching a serial killer documentary* i could change them
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Blair Loudly
16 days ago
rot is actually good for environments so my soul is enriching everything around me
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Twitter died
16 days ago
Girl i wanna motorboat your personality
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Boobs. -This message was brought to you by wine.-
16 days ago
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My oldest child went to their high school dance dressed in a cute femme goth outfit and full face of makeup. I asked if they got any peer feedback, “A lot of positive attention from the girls. The guys were all a little weirded out.” I couldn’t be more proud. 🥹 🏳️⚧️
17 days ago
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A student started hating on the Welsh today for literally no reason at all. But then I showed him the Welsh flag and he was like, “Ok, that’s actually pretty cool. Never mind.” 🏴
17 days ago
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I’m so horny for the new Jim Jarmusch movie but I don’t have any movie nerd friends to share this excitement with.
18 days ago
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Melbourne Cup day tomorrow. What do you think of the look I have planned?
20 days ago
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Today I confirmed that the website I made when I was 17 still exists on the internet.
ladyjane69.tripod.com/noframes.htm
Proof my cringey ass has been posting bullshit online since 1998.
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https://ladyjane69.tripod.com/noframes.htm
20 days ago
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Emily
24 days ago
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
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Fun
almost 2 years ago
everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
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Sorry, I stayed up too late thinking about Wendy Carlos’s fake sideburns from that one 1970 BBC program again.
21 days ago
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, soup?
21 days ago
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Robocop (1987)
21 days ago
Can you fly, Bobby?
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Ashley
21 days ago
What if this series fixes whatever the fuck 2016 unleashed
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My work colleague shaved off his Ted Lasso moustache and it turns out he was hiding the fullest sexy Squidward lips under there.
23 days ago
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Just had a wet dream* *dreamed of heartbreak so bad I woke myself up crying
24 days ago
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No kissing for me. Someone at work made a joke about herpes and apparently it awakened the eldritch cold sore demon from its slumber in my spine.
24 days ago
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If you see this, quite with a robot that is not from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.
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24 days ago
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Invited some nerdy year 9 students to come to Gaming Club and ended up having to tell one of them to put his shirt back on after he decided “strip Uno” was a thing. That was not on my bingo card for the week.
24 days ago
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DaddyJew
25 days ago
you gotta be sluttier with the reskeets when it’s slow around here. that’s your way of paying it forward
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Toby 🇵🇸
25 days ago
Hah! Joke’s on you! My heart was already broken
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Letting my email inbox get to 666 unread messages as a Halloween treat.
25 days ago
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful November
add a skeleton here at some point
25 days ago
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Alexandria Stone
26 days ago
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
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debbshock
25 days ago
you may be cool but are you "swan in a hammock" cool
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Who decided to call it a “wet dream” instead of a “snoregasm?”
2 months ago
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Is today a baseball?
26 days ago
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This account is where I hide my jokes.
27 days ago
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Dear men, “Dad bod” is a useless descriptor if it includes everything from “a soft little bit of poochy belly” to “I haven’t seen my own dick since 2009”
27 days ago
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛
27 days ago
Remember when we got philosophical insights from bottlecaps?
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Ugh. I know this recent breakup means I have to raise my standards but that sounds like a lot of work.
29 days ago
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trickykat
29 days ago
this life crisis is mid
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