Does this self loathing make my boobs look big?

Rest peacefully, Catherine O'Hara, you beautiful, incomparable Queen 🧡

This appeals to the dadaist in me

shit I gotta use up all my america before it expires in july 2026

Todd Browning’s “Freaks” (1932)

Him: what’s your dream car Me:

Hands up if you’re an Australian who reckons you’d be locked up or deported if you tried to enter Trump’s America right now because you refuse to be quiet about the fascism, racism and hate? #DumpTrump

abolish ICE. replace with ICP

Never date anyone who thinks it’s dumb to wear matching concert t-shirts in public. Oh, you’re too cool to show off your mutual interest in excellent music? What are you ashamed of? Good taste? OUR LOVE??

I’ll end a sentence with a preposition whenever the fuck I feel like it for.

Good morning

I’m trying to find the Plur1bus takes that the hive mind is AI because that’s what AI is, right? It’s a very polite plagiarism machine that’s using up our resources and forcing itself upon us at every turn? Did I get the metaphor right? I haven’t finished it yet, no spoilers.

Maturity is understanding Jessica Rabbit likes Roger because he’s a funny little guy who will stand by her no matter what. Adulthood is realising that it’s also because rabbits notoriously fuck.

“AI sloppy joes” is this anything?

Had popcorn so I could spend all night picking kernel shards out of my gums.

No Country For Old Men With Big Naturals

I’m obviously fine with referring to “pregnant individuals” instead of “mothers” but can we please come up with a more inclusive name for “dad jokes?” “Parental puns?” “Carer cringies?”

I started rewatching Brazil for the 100th time last night and the scene where the stormtroopers bust in and abduct Buttle in front of his family hit me different this time and I started shaking and crying. Fuck this timeline and FUCK ICE.

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals” Silence of the Lambs with Big Naturals

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals” When Harry Met Sally with Big Naturals

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals” Saving Private Ryan with Big Naturals

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals” Buffy the Vampire Slayer with Big Naturals

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals” Interview with a Vampire with Big Naturals

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals” Lost Boys With Big Naturals

Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha

Here is me back in 2016 when I was Snake “Ariel” Plissken.

Let’s all blast Ministry up to 11. youtu.be/zhPx9QdzNpA?...

The best part about having a boyfriend who survived a literal genocide is when I’m freaking out watching my home country slide ass first into fascism he’s like, “Yup, this is what it looks like. You’re not overreacting.”

They need to invent short pajames that don’t ride up and slice your pussy down the middle like a baked potato.

I got my first skin fade with a straight razor today and the back of my neck is so clean it feels like the inside of a vulva.

I’m not too proud to admit I have no idea how to colour-match my foundation but when the girl at the counter narrowed her eyes, asked me if I used the testers and then asked if I was buying for someone else, I looked her right in the eye, said “No,” and bought it anyway. Yes, I kept the receipt.

Was drawing things for the kids to colour in. The 4yo begged me to draw him a Spidey picture and this is how he coloured it. I am so tired, y’all.

I have just met one of my boyfriend’s adult kids and I feel like we vibed almost too well. She’s the kind of person I could gift a badly taxidermied raccoon or a haunted doll to.

youtu.be/TrsvTqcMrKo?... Always

People on here sometimes get angry at me but they shouldn't because I'm just a clown. Instead they should be terrified of me

youtu.be/v0Uc6ZWDF3c?... Holiday in Cambodia - Dead Kennedys Released May 1980.

You don't know me but I'm the little voice in your head yelling "stop" while you continue pulling on that hang nail

ADHD in your 40s is mental hyperactivity while simultaneously needing a nap.

Dick so good I’m considering converting, or at least giving up pork. What I’m saying is, I’m willing to give up hog for the hog.

Despite all my rage I'm still just gray, middle-aged

Crocs are the Comic Sans of footwear.

Many neurotypical people seem to think that being neurodivergent implies incredible abilities in math and science, when it mostly means that if I don't get to take a shower at the correct temperature and with the correct soap that my skin feels incorrect

Get in, loser - me, during sex

Important sex tip: if they’re not gonna put their tongue in there then they don’t get to put their dick in there

IBS is just your microbiome telling you to eat more cheese

New year, new clock! I bought a clock in March last year which immediately fell off the wall and broke but I kept it on the wall until the end of the year because I paid $60 for it. Probably a metaphor for my life or some shit.

*watches movie* *plays on phone* *misses scene* *rewinds* *plays on phone* *misses scene* *rewinds* *plays on phone*