the high cost of bouncy castles is largely due to inflation

H&R Block Location Mistaken For ‘Backrooms’ Fan Event

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Critical thinking is a learned skill. Your opinion is not equal to it. Learn that area of expertise for better decision making and a more scientific approach in an attempt to verify the reality. Society does everything to stop you from doing such just to control you.

The universe is my favourite stringed instrument.

cryptanalyst: what is the first thing to do when deciphering code ? alan turing: fake it till you break it cryptanalyst: what

*wakes up* ah, consciousness, my old nemesis

Ken comes back, plugs in his two printing stations, and runs a diagnostic. Friend, if I told you that very high end dye sublimation printers with lots of onboard electronics don't like having water damage and squirrels living in them, would you be surprised? Ken Whitman apparently was.

Third, squirrels, unable to climb out of the truck since Ohio, scrambled out onto the freight dock and scattered for any place they could hide in the concrete jungle of the Indiana Convention Center. They came charging IN at first, saw people moving and dashed the crawlspaces of the airwalls.

Running a Werewolf 5e game set in 1990 Singapore (making sense of the "new" setting vis-a-vis the "old" has been quite an exercise in, Zizekian sniff incoming, dialectics haha). Like I'm fond of new non-genetic determinist approach to Garou, for e.g. even if other new troubling implications pop up..

star wars nerds be like where the party at-at

I can’t keep all of the fucking stupid straight anymore.

you call him paul mccartney. i call him Lord of the Wings

Drowning in a pool I was never taught to swim in.

My new job as a headline writer is going really well

one of the most dangerous truths of the modern era is this: all evidence-backed "wellness" and "life-extension" tactics are just basic diet and exercise. most people have very little they can do to impact their longevity besides regularly go to the doctor and get vaccinated, etc

Few people understand that the Odyssey is just Hitchhiker's Guide to the Mediterranean.

“Is that AI?” I ask oldmaningly

RIP star of Futurama Ted Turner

You can just say you’re the other guy from Wham! and people will believe you

saying your own sleeper cell activation phrase to get out of talking to someone you don’t want to talk to

Respect for the thought. But if given a shard of the franchise, it would center on the crushing bureaucracy of The Empire and the ruthless egotism of the lead revels and the fact that nothing fucking changes.

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

May 2nd has over time become a startlingly unusual day in this life. It’s the birthday of no fewer than five women who have been or may someday be romantic interests of mine, two of whom I don’t mind telling you are twins.

A guy with a vanity license plate just tried to share his opinion with me

DC is up 24-6 in the 4th.

Sorry your boyfriend thinks cunnilingus was a Roman emperor.

i just want to be where the donuts are

Ravens select OL Olaivavega Ioane at No. 14 overall.

Happy 420, friendos. I wish I could partake 😩 but at least I'm still a bit leftover high from yesterday

Damn, you know you're getting old when you get up in the morning and have to rest for awhile.

4/20 called. It just wanted to say “high.”

You kids and your fancy bathroom alchemy. Time was, all you need in the shower was a bar of soap, a can of Schlitz, and a crippling fear of intimacy

California king is a mattress that’s sober aside from smoking weed

One fun thing about WWE's modern marketing is when retiring wrestlers do the bow down and kiss the canvas thing they're now smooching logos for things like "Kid Kloudz: The First Vape for Children."

me, when i try to go to bed at normal people time

#AndNEW!!!!! Darby Allin is your NEW AEW WORLD CHAMPION! #AEWDynamite

#sunset behind a tree! What a perfect photo!

while you were watching the space ship i was successfully reentering your mom

When a person loses 1 sense the others are heightened. That's why people who have no sense of humor have an amazing sense of self-importance.

Artemis shows what can be accomplished. The future we should build is the one based on science and cooperation. Not division and violence. 🧪

what do you MEAN my flight will be late, i just watched something from THE MOON land on time

i get the very real sense that some of you aren't taking your meds

alcohol sucks, smoke weed like a real modern adult

i'm (not) sorry for the things i said when i had too much caffeine (i meant every word)

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant