She argues in Italian She sings to you in French She yells at you in German In tones that make you clench The girl is complicated And very hard to please When you disappoint her She

It should be spelled CiA because I spy with my little i.

The Gen X urge to sweep the leg

I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”

Former Star Trek RPG game developer Ross Isaacs is in dire straits. As he writes in his latest update: "Things are bad. I need help. I owe a lot of money. I can't pay my electricity bill. I'll be out of electricity in two days. My cellphone bill is due in a week.

Juggernaut commission. Green Bay Comic & Toy Show.

the cool side of my pillow is telling me to do drugs

JD Vance Booing should be an Olympic event where everyone who participates gets a gold medal.

I converted to Catholicism a couple weeks ago. Here’s what I think Jesus got wrong.

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

If we were to bring back dueling, we would have a lot less offended people.

Since Melania and AEW are the top two trends on BlueSky, I decided to do a thing. I am so, so sorry. #AEWDynamite

i don’t feel like going down into the crypt tonight i don’t care what lurks there

Might start up a company to bet on snow total during the game, going to call it Drift Kings

Prescription drugs should not have commercials

#nfl #NFL #nflmemes #Bills #Jets #Patriots #Dolphins #refs #Broncos

You know things are going well at work when HR names a new conduct policy after you.

one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny

BREAKING: The UK Government is working with Canada and Australia to launch a coordinated ban on X, per the Telegraph

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

2026 is the year I switch to "that's so real bestie" as a way to get out of a Jeopardy! contestant interview.

#twilightzonemarathon He's Alive, Miniature, and Printer's Devil are peak season 4. Those were the best use of hour long format.

"Charley was unable to cope with this world. So his mind created another. Of course, he knew it was false. And he destroyed it." TZ's "Miniature" by Charles Beaumont stars Robert Duvall. #TwilightZoneMarathon

It's that time of the year again. #TwilightZoneMarathon

"I looked in the mirror, and I could see the whole waiting room, and I ... I saw myself. Sitting right on this bench." #TwilightZoneMarathon #S1E21 "Mirror Image" stars Vera Miles and Martin Milner.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

Our favorite writer would have turned 101 today! Rod Serling was born December 25, 1924. As he so famously quipped, “I was a Christmas present that was delivered unwrapped.” As Lois Nettleton ("The Midnight Sun") said, he was "a lovely gift to the world." Merry Christmas, all!

Dudes Rock

Conan took a long pull of coffee from his tankard, his heavy brows furrowed in thought. "Have you not tried sacrificing a goat to this Zuul?" he finally suggested helpfully. "Mayhaps a comely virgin?" "For the last time, it's ZOOM!" yelled the IT manager. "And that won't help!"

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

We can do even more.

Top 10 Christmas Carol cover bands: - Sleigher - Awreatha Franklin - Faith No Myrrh - Nine Inch Noels - Saint Nickleback - Naughty or Nice by Nature - The Whoville - Taylor's Gift - Bon Jovial - Lil Nas Xmas

Episode 7 of #ITWelcomeToDerry is now streaming on HBO Max, and you can catch the final episode tomorrow.

that's a nice osoto-otoshi @ 0:37 by the blond waitress

Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.

People don't follow the train tracks to see a dead body like they used to

We can believe it as it is a reality! #AEWDynamite is LIVE as Winter Is Coming to Atlanta on TBS and HBO Max

Not sure how I feel about holiday beverages – I’m eggnostic HAHA I wanted to get this joke out one more time before we're all sent to work in the asbestos mines

From The Archives: Why American Hubris Will Never Catch Up To Us

Them: I would never have guessed your age! You look amazing. What's your secret? Me: Irresponsibility and immaturity.

Srsly, the best shortcut ever was the thing about: • if you hate everyone, eat. • if it feels like everyone hates you, sleep. • if you hate yourself, shower.

The Annual Steve Jackson Games Holiday Sale is live and runs until December 14th. They have brand-new bundles, stocking stuffers, and discounts of up to 23% off on a wide selection of dice, accessories, games and more. warehouse23.com/collections/...

I keep asking myself what year it is tonight. #AEWDynamite

Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.

One of the few d20 conversions that I think didn't do damage to the original brand: Call of Cthulhu d20. Great author (John Tynes!) , solid publication (by WotC!), and perhaps more importantly: always intended as a one-and-done, so it didn't crash in 2003 and take the original with it.

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

movie posters featuring the muppets: thread