Second one: youtu.be/fHzhDKwYP2s?...

Oh this is an impossible question. I'll give two answers in two posts. First up: Raiders' March: youtu.be/VVYFvL5S7nU?...

This is supposed to be a joke but it’s actually the plot of the brilliant Bates Motel TV series.

*sees Kefka trending* Immediate thought is "What did the orange idiot do now?!*

BREAKING: Union Pacific unveils revised version of newest paint scheme.

We’ll have to go back to sharing code via magazine listings you type in by hand.

My god, 10% of Meta being laid off and it’s explicitly because of the money they’ve spent on AI?!

The best part about this skeet is while I’m assuming this is about Virginia districts, there’s no way of knowing for sure with all the things they’ve been whining about.

My Alma mater is hosting dual competing events today, a TPUSA rally (gross!) and a counter event that actually has LGBTQ speakers at it, for the first time in Baylor’s history (officially anyway). I hear the BGCT is so verklempt about it they might end their association with Baylor.

Oh yeah it’s not like disease has ever affected an army. No way. Hegseth is a serious threat to our military forces.

I carried one every day in junior high.

Didn’t have Tim Cook stepping down today on my bingo card!

I’m fairly certain that Trump thinks he can capture one oil tanker, sail it to the US, and gas prices will immediately go down.

For All Mankind Seasons 1-3: Space is dangerous but really cool and we should be there. For All Mankind Seasons 4-5: Unions are really cool and corporations are evil.

I wonder if the "Newtons" in For All Mankind are thick like a 1st gen iPod not because of a joke but due to Apple in that timeline needing to include more radiation shielding due to them being used extensively in space?

When someone asks if you’re a god, you say YES!

Shrek returns to theaters! 😃 ….For its 25th Anniversary 😧🤬 (Jesus I’m old)

my brain: It's almost 3, which means it's almost 3:30, which means it's almost 4, which means it's almost 4:30, which means it's almost quitting time, so I think I'm done for the day.

Logs in for the day. Gets everything set up. Open all my work stuff. *windows spontaneously reboots* I swear I think if the world ran Mac OS or Linux it would be a much calmer place.

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

Windows should not be allowed to restart of its during work hours and I have stuff open! Fucking…why!?

Everyone needs to read The Grand Inquisitor part of Brothers Karamazov, because boy does it feel EXTREMELY relevant with Vance and Trump mansplaining the Pope about theology.

You ever take a moment and think about having to explain to your grandchildren how someone in 2026 can say "when it happens" and everyone knows exactly what "it" is?

Literally the plot of Desk Set.

Steamed Hams Day!

I’ll get behind whatever liberal candidate runs on this platform.

Ugh the revamped ordering interface for my job launched today. What previous took one click from the home page now takes FOUR. No one that uses this day in and day out worked on it did they?

Shoutout to whomever left this july 2000 copy of Dune Buggies and Hot VWs in the library free box. That was a welcome nostalgia bomb.

official stated policy of the united states government

Ah yes, a blockade of all ships. That will help gas prices.

watched The Eras Tour. Morbid curiosity. What creeped me out the most was when Taylor pointed to the audience and asked if they knew the Bridge and then screamed PROVE IT. And then the penultimate song was essentially about how the singer has manipulated everyone for years. Anyway wtf.

You ever just put on Theme for an Imaginary Western (Mountain) and veg out at the end of the day? It's the best.

Tim Burton’s Planet of the Apes, with the “surprise new ending” that is just the book ending.

I'm 43. I learned Piano as a kid but stopped in 6th grade to start the trumpet. Played trumpet for 11 years. I sing Bass but I still have to do a bunch of mental hops to remember the stupid bass clef note names.

(Star Fox Voice) The Hatch is Open!

Watching Apollo 13 will never be the same again. When Tom Hanks wonders when we will go back, I’ll shout April 2026.

They kept saying that when the capsule went in the communication blackout that it would be 1701 miles from earth and I can’t help but think some person did a ton of math to make an amazing Star Trek reference.

God damn the livestream was so cool

THEY DID IT!!! SCIENCE!!!!

Feels like I’m holding my breath for this landing!

My wife pointed out that this decade has been remarkably toilet-paper themed.

I would absolutely watch a TV show where the Pope joins the Harlem Globetrotters to end wars in the world.

Come on then, and remove him.

I’m not sure what it means when I read the president’s post and think “need to fill up on gas today”

Oh good they’ve redesigned the software I use at work so that everything is buried under multiple menus. This will sure improve my speed at work! /s

God damn this is the hope I need today.

I know they're probably not but I really hope those Eclipse glasses they are using are the same kind you got at the supermarket. Little fold out cardboard things.