Hast thou seen the white whale!?

This to me is the most evil Final Fantasy villain. He actually won. He destroyed the world. Insane clown does not even begin to describe him and his evil.

LOL one day later a the SE now books to a folder with a question mark. I've had issues with the HDD sticking before. Might try some percussive maintenance. I have a floppy emu....somewhere!

I’m in the final stretch here—things should be good next Tuesday on Payday. I still need some help with gas to work and food (mainly cat food as I ran out last night). Thanks!!!!!

I don’t really care much about the OoT remake but the trailer looked cool. I’m shocked that it’s this year though. Wonder if Ganondorf will have red blood again.

Look who booted up to a Happy Mac first try after sitting in storage for two years! Now I just need to find my mouse. Anyone have a spare ADB mouse?

Another old friend up and running from storage. Display still looks amazing at 32 years old and the hinge is still fantastic.

Welp, keynote is done and now I eagerly await @macstories.net write up of the betas, especially MacOS Golden Gate because it seems most of the features boil down to “hey we fucked up our UI last year, sorry guys” #wwdc

This guy took a real photo of his kids, that showed a moment in time for both his kids AND the photographer, and turned it into slop. #wwdc. LOL Hair Force One just said some of the features have daily usage limits.

Literally all of these "Apple Intelligence" features are just machine learning features that would have been demo'ed as normal OS update features just 3 years ago.

This Siri segment is so awkward with the long processing pauses. I get that it's realistic in that regard, but it doesn't make for a good keynote. #wwdc

Holy fucking shit my 11 Pro Max will still run iOS27. Wow. #wwdc

VW Bus sighting! #wwdc. Also, MacOS Golden Gate? More like "MacOS we fixed the terrible interface choices we made last year"

All ready for WWDC!

Famicom Basic Rerelease!!

*dancing mad starts playing *

It will probably be at least another two years before I can get a new Mac but still…I’m excited for WWDC!

I am never ever moving into a second story unit ever again. My body is screaming at me to sit down but I can’t because it’s not done yet

Ducktales for the NES! I made my mom take a picture and everything.

Repost while I’m unloading the truck in the dark lol. If anyone can help I still need some help with moving costs. Thanks!

Genius in the Sperm Whale? Has the Sperm Whale ever written a book, spoken a speech?

youtu.be/rUVEFkjqiEE?... This is the definitive version of this song.

Basically this entire sketch which I understand Mr. Rogers found to be hilarious.

When your shoe size is 13 and all the socks in stores are for size 6-12, every sock is a compression sock.

Kind of wild that a crucial plot point of this is just “post a message on every internet message board”

It just occurred to me that the reason I am cursed to always move in the summer is tied to the fact that I had an apartment in college so all my leases revolve around graduation/school year dates. It’s too hot here.

I finally deleted Microsoft Word and Excel from my Mac. Been on my computer for over 20 years. Killing functionality for a product that was sold a "pay once, own forever" is not ok. Goodbye, Microsoft.

This is the first trolley problem that has made me laugh.

NOT NOT, MUMMY SOURDOUGH.

Pro tip: if you ever have to store your vintage computers for a longer length of time, tape the power adapters and cords to the computers itself. I got a Mac SE, Apple //c, G4 Powerbook, and Clamshell iBook....and I have no idea where the cords and adapters are...

I can confirm that the keyboard of the Apple //c makes a very nice fidget toy to mess with while driving a huge truck. They don't make em like they used to. Anyway, I'm on the road, if anyone can help I'd appreciate it! Gas is insane! I'm even driving with the AC off!

Please build more trains. Please. Why are we doing this. Build trains.

I think it's finally time for me to uninstall Word and Excel, which I have religiously updated for maybe a decade...and yet I never, ever use them.

Hello! I got the truck and it’s loaded! I could still use help with gas if anyone can help.

happy pride month

Watched the first episode of Star City and it’s just a joy to see 60s tech again. Show seems pretty good too.

Real Klingons know there's no honor in whaling.

BREAKING: Billy Bob and The Rock-afire Explosion have also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration.

I love timeline serendipity.

Sorry to beat the dead horse--I'm leaving on Saturday on a bus down to where our stuff is in Texas. I can use all the help I can get. Thanks!

At what point does playing video games become something that only rich people do? I don't blame Valve for this, this is very much AI's fault. But still. Who can afford these prices!?

TikTok style closed captions are incredibly difficult to read don't follow proper captioning standards. Pharmacy app not updating with any relevant info so I still have to call them, every single time. In the year of our lord 2026 Windows STILL will not let me move a file if it's open.

Moving date rapidly approaching and I could still use some help for gas money and other moving costs if anyone can help!

LOL this is why Nintendo is trending? "The Entire Nintendo Project". WTF is he talking about. Nintendo, the company that has made games for entertainment, since 1889.

In Christ there is no male or female. Literally non-binary.

If god tells you he needs your starship, maybe question your god.

Walmart periodically sends me emails asking me to review my purchases. I usually buy like...water. I haven't yet but I'm very tempted to leave a review that just says "wet"

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

Fringe!

Wait shots fired at the White House and I didn’t get a single notification on my phone? Is this just routine now?