The regime will NEVER peacefully surrender power to the Democrats no matter what the election outcome is. They. Do. Not Care. What. The. Peasants. Want. Is that clear enough for you? Get ready. It is going to be bigly ugly.

"WARNING: HIGH DOSE!" hmm. for who?

YOU CALL THAT BIG AIR? THAT’S NOT EVEN MEDIUM AIR. THAT’S MICRO AIR, me, a person who would not even be able to put on a pair of skis, yelling at an olympic champion

Me, watching olympic hockey (🇨🇦v🇫🇷); You're killing me, Smalls!

I’m just saying if Sauron *made* the ring who are some dweeb-ass hobbits to decide it’s gotta go. Are we pro-creator and pro-artisan or not.

Two ICE-Gestapo killers have been placed on leave after lying under oath about a violent encounter they supposedly faced during their seige in Minneapolis. They face termination and criminal charges. Good, they aren’t agents, they are terrorists. They should all be sent to jail.

Remember, kids: it's always just and right to punch a Nazi in the face or dick

Man online: “You’re old” Me: how’s your micro penis?

i just need to say that i’m so disappointed in this behavior. NO ONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS. fire has the ability to travel up the stream from a lighter fluid bottle and explode in your hand. you need to apply all of your accelerants BEFORE lighting

end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance

"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing. "'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"

*at McDonalds This happy meal better fuckin work.

My son asked what Valentine’s Day is. I said, “It’s when we celebrate that we haven’t killed each other yet.” —He asked if there was cake.

this account is a grown up version of bobby’s world

This ad should concern Susan Collins.

President Trump has become the leader by vindication and whim.

Remember when Brett Kavanaugh went all menopausal on the Senate

You’re rushing home to start dinner. I’m rushing home because I kept saying, “let me do this one thing and then I’ll go pee,” for 12 hours and now I’m about to piss my car seat. We’re not the same.

No one believes it. I guess one small benefit coming out of this is that even normies in MSP know the media is carrying water and doing PR for the Gestapo. Regular taxpayers who used to just go about their lives now know the press is suppressing what's happening on the ground and amplifying lies

Waiting to see which city ICE invades next like some kind of fucked up game show

Subway is a bowling alley. We’re not out selling sad-looking footlong subs at highway rest stops with no other options.

I've learned the Indian restaurant in my building has an easy online order form and I can just go and pick up my food without all the added costs of a delivery app and I think I'm just going to be eating curry forever now when I can't be arsed to make a lunch which is often goodbye.

Putin demanding war end be signed in Moscow, is a very important symbol. It’s to show UKR is a vassal state. No way Zelenskyy could be confident of his safety. The war won’t end.

Minnesota, you won. Much of ICE are leaving. Don't trust this. They are trying to get the funding bill passed. Once the bill passes they'll be back at it either by you or someplace else.

In just a few moments, I will vote against the so-called SAVE America Act and I am a strong no. That's because this bill would place unnecessary burdens on millions of women and eligible citizens to register to vote and make their voices heard. It is un-American & undermines our democracy.

There's been a big shortage of golfing and public appearances and late-night rage posting the last couple days. Manifesting 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 It 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Men are like “I hate cancel culture” meanwhile women are forgiving them for their third affair on the regular.

On Tuesday, I learned that my dad was put into a care facility. Today, my first day off, I went to see him... My mom (we're NC) was there and she didn't even recognize me. He did, despite dealing with Alzheimer's. The world seems colder somehow.

THIS COLD DARK RECTANGLE OF SAD AND GLASS IS NOT GIVING ME THE SUPPORT AND COMFORT I REQUIRE.

I never flip my food halfway through cooking in the oven. Ever. And you know what? It's fine. Nothing happens. Fear mongers. All of them.

The SAVE act also forces states to submit their voter registration lists to the DHS! I know we’ve been focused on voter ID but that’s only the tip of the iceberg !

Olympic hockey is the best. The speed is just unreal

She london on my werewolf til I awoooo

If I die of a papercut infection, I just want all to know I fought courageously against paper

We don't need Gallup poll to tell us Trump is a pathetic president and he actually seems to work hard at being so.

JFC that goddamn chicken is in the backyard again I don't want her eaten by my dogs, but she longs for death

Nowadays, when my wife says she's "with child," she's pointing at me.

“The left media”???? You’re supposed to be on the left you worthless traitor.

The MAGA regime just took another axe to the EPA by repealing and erasing an Obama-era scientific finding that determined carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases endanger public health and welfare. More petty vindictive actions taken by a crook that puts us all in harm’s way.

I'm not sure if this is the message people are looking for from the secretary of health and human services

People made fun of me for buying shorts in February, but it might hit 60 degrees next week. Who's laughing now?

my son turned 19 today which is so weird because 2007 was only like ten years ago

Olympic athletes retiring at 28 while a slippery shower is a direct threat to 1/3 of the U.S. legislative body.

Someone called me a "fckn scumbag" on reddit last night. So I'll be riding that high all week.

Fuck this actual reality.

I just wanted you all to know that I have not purchased a new candle in 2026 and deserve to be congratulated for my restraint. You may now clap.

any room can be a panic room if she tells you "we need to talk"

Me, being fastened into restraints by an orderly: “Is this my slut era?”

lying in bed clapping to make the lights turn off (i do not have a clapper)

The NSW government claims everyone 'lacks context', so we spoke to an officer hear his story. chaser.com.au/general-news...