I have to keep reminding myself of two important things: — if they wanted to, they would. — no reply is a reply. a loud one.

Let’s say… hypothetically, that I had a friend that hasn’t filled their taxes in a few years… What should they do? Hypothetically speaking, of course

All I’m saying is that if we had executed the people insisting on the use of irrelevant, we wouldn’t have this problem with you’re and your.

On one side, you have trans people asking to be left alone and maintain our access to health care. On the other, a bunch of people who believe we shouldn't exist. But Cass believes both sides are the same. This whole interview is atrocious. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Ai could replace most of the nursing c-suite and we’d probably not notice.

I feel like I’m dehydrated but damn if I’m not peeing every 45 minutes tonight.

Not much has changed, tbh. Except my new car won’t fit in my garage…

It would be so much easier if I was told to fuck off. The breadcrumbs trailing off to nothing is heartbreaking because there’s that strand of hope.

Wait. Itchy inner ears are a perimenopause thing? I’m going to give my self an estrogen injection right now.

You’re rushing home to start dinner. I’m rushing home because I kept saying, “let me do this one thing and then I’ll go pee,” for 12 hours and now I’m about to piss my car seat. We’re not the same.

The hardest thing in the world for me… is being ok. Not great, but ok. Ok alone. And someone draws you in with a hard and fast intensity, flirting, hand holding, cuddling, a kiss. And you fall like a house of cards. Only to have the energy change within weeks and you’re left to pick up the pieces.

I really hope I have enough advance warning before they come to put me in a camp.

My crush never watching my instagram stories is kinda disappointing… but on the upside I can yearn on main.

Ok but hear me out:

Duolingo doing streak nags at 7am is a bit much.

My a1c jumped from 5.0 to 5.7 in 6 months. I think that’s on depression. But just wild, considering I don’t drink beverages with sugar and I’ve been eating more candy but that’s not even a daily thing.

One of the techs said she was nervous about doing chest compressions because she worried she’d look foolish in front of 20 people. I said, first of all, in a well run code, there won’t be 20 people running around. Secondly, in a well run code, the coach is going to give you constructive feedback.

If you made a Venn Diagram of people who said they were never watching NFL again after Kaepernick took a knee and the people complaining about Bad Bunny, it would be one big circle.

I hate systolic based bp goals. 0300: 134/99 map: 109 0600: 214/77 map: 109

It’s kinda laughable that someone who is maxed out on available PTO could get written up for call-outs.

I think night shift is killing me. As much as I love it. This crush is killing me too. My mental health is in the toilet. Current events. Work stress. Sleep hygiene. House is disgusting. The cold weather. Ugh. My passive suicidality is working hard. Just treading water.

I blogged my transition, divorce, a whirlwind relationship and the subsequent ugly breakup, and my partner’s suicide. And then just stopped. I lamented recently that maybe I should start up again. But today I realized that I can never be that publicly vulnerable. They’d take my nursing license.

My brain and AI are similar… we both come up with half-baked and somewhat delusional ideas… the difference is that I consume no drinking water in the process.

Friendly reminder: plug your toys in. 🤡

Whenever someone comes into my life and shows me any sort of reciprocal affection, it’s all bad. I can deal with my own crushes. But when it’s two way only to find out they don’t feel the same… I’m fucking destroyed. That’s where I’m at right now.

Everyone that’s like, “an ER doc would never ride a motorcycle, let alone without a helmet,” have obviously never dealt with chronic, passive suicidal ideation. Because… hi. Neuro nurse motorcyclist here. I’m also bad about wearing my seatbelt. #thepitt

I submitted a request to become a member at large with @nationalnurses.bsky.social Monday. Maybe they’re just really busy people but it seems word they’d not want my money. lol.

Still think we need to invent a pure wick for roadtrips. Purewick device integrated into a pull-up brief.

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi I’m a beta blocker overdose secondary to nursing school.

you do not need a gallbladder to live más

Why are there so many dead canaries in this mine? Seems like a weird coincidence.

If I never have to wake a parent up to tell them their child is going into asystole ever again, that’d be ok.

You can't spell "Taint" without "AI"

And people say I don’t know how to party. #SoMuchVersed

What’s wrong babe? You’ve hardly touched your Neigh-Lox.

I have seen it. The kind of neck that keeps anesthesia awake at night. The one that has trauma standing by gloved up, scalpel in hand, ready to open a surgical airway.

What’s the most versed your patient’s gotten in a 24 hour period without being on a versed drip? Mines gotten 134.

Maybe if pharmacy wasn’t in the basement, they’d be happier.

I have injured my shoulder. How? In my sleep.

Hey cis women, if you contacted your doctor about unusual vaginal bleeding during sexual activity, do they jump immediately to surgical evaluation?

Never the less, I decided to try my luck at using my ultrasound to calculate my bladder volume. Using the cuboid correction of 0.89, I got 393mL. I voided 400. Close enough for government work.

Having 3 ICU patients is too much but having one on 160 of propofol just means I’m changing bottles constantly.

My favorite tricyclic antidepressant is flexeril. My favorite muscle relaxant is nimbex. Follow me for more pharmacology recommendations.

Over the last few years I’ve tried really hard to stop being a hater just to be, idk, edgy… or to dunk on people for a couple of likes. Unless it’s CVICU nurses. Then the gloves can come off. Otherwise, let people enjoy things. Shit is so bad, let people have the small joy of posting wrapped.

We would like to remind our customers that Bluesky is not zero-rated on any of our plans. Feel free to continue to enjoy Bluesky, but you will be billed.

New @shady.tel expansion spotted in West Virginia.

I never understood the whole, “new phone who dis?” thing. I haven’t deleted a phone number from my address book since my first android smart phone in 2009.

The bartender at this restaurant is a trans woman who sounds exactly like my ex-fiancé.