I beat this game in 2016 despite feeling like the controls were fighting me constantly. I played it again in 2020 convinced by its apologists that I just needed more experience with it. Tried it again today and holy fuck the motion controls are terrible and non-adjustable as far as I can tell.

My first attempt at a "realistic" house in Pokopia. This game unlocks patterns so fucking slowly, but I used what I could craft and stole the roof off of what I couldn't. Lol.

I can't stop thinking about him

You guys... There was SO much Fox in this stupid movie 😭😭😭😭

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! This amazing art was made by @wuna.bsky.social, who is a wonderful ally and one of my best friends! Much love today 💙🩷🤍🩷💙

I'm under water

Can I just leave Pokopia running 24/7? I could watch these guys bummin around all day!

I had a hell of a morning

Whenever the question is asked "if you could choose any superpower what would it be?" My answer is always the ability to freeze time. Not only does that pretty much negate any other superpower, It lets me fulfill my dream of doing whatever the fuck I want without being interrupted.

Pokopia has taken over my life

I'm about to have a fucking EVENING

I finished season 1 of Buffy. I've never watched a single episode of this show before. And I just gotta say...

quote A Goofy Movie Or face the consequences

Happy Japanese release anniversary to the best Pokemon game ever. (Yes including that one)

Starfox 64 Donkey Kong Country Ape Escape Pokemon Red/Blue Metroid Prime Metal Arms: Glitch In the System

Fuck I'm so fucking tired of every video short about Pokopia being all "HOW TO FARM THE MOST RARE THING EVER INSTANTLY. HOW TO GET EVERY PATTERN. HOW TO UNLOCK ARCEUS AND RIDE HIM LIKE A PONY." Chill the fuck out. Why are we min-maxing Pokemon Animal Crossing?

Drew this sick dragon today during my training.

Who wrote the dialogue for this game? 🤣🤣🤣

Don't be fooled by Scyther's serial killer exterior. He just wants flowers 💐

I took requests and drew these from memory.

My ex wife told me I look like castaway today.

Is there a Pokemon that gets smaller after it evolves? 🤔

Hi. I'm watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer for the first time. Leave your reaction gifs below. Thanks.

Bulbasaur knows me so well

I feel attacked

My problem is I'm dumb This I might overcome Right now, it's just too hard for me I just wanna punch whoever led me here - Jason Lytle (Grandaddy) 1997

Happy MAR10 day

The fact that it's called "Kirby Air Riders" and not Kirby Derby is a crime against humanity.

some of my favorite female video characters for international women’s day

What the fuck Liquid Death 🤣 never change.

They gave Donkey Kong a theme park and a brand new video game. Then they took him out back and shot him.

Feeling like shit today. Few things help me keep going like a trip through the existential with Grandaddy as my copilot. What happened to the family cat?

"Comping mechanism" has a negative connotation. When it's literally an evolutionary survival tactic. We are emotional and empathetic beings. Our brains carry a lot. Being a child is fucking BRUTAL. So you find ways to cope. And as far as ways to cope go, escapism is pretty fucking innert.

Spent the entire evening last night organizing our non EX/V/full art Pokemon cards so the kids and I can actually engage in deck building without losing our minds!

Kinda all over the place. And a skipped a few generations 😅

I learned Weather For Tennis on guitar. We're in deep.

Everyone's talking about the 40th anniversary of Zelda. But no one wants to talk about the 21st anniversary of Starfox Assault.

It's only getting better 😭

I love videogames. Fuck I love videogames. It's the hobby that I have the most money and time invested in, and it's not even close. And I have a LOT of hobbies. But sometimes I think it's healthy to force myself into a hiatus. When there's nothing to play and when my emotional life needs a check

Everyone's out here talking about the 40th anniversary of Zelda. When it's actually the 33rd anniversary of Starfox.

This Hillary Duff album is my guilty pleasure for the year.

My (almost) complete Metroid collection! Only missing Metroid Prime Pinball which hardly feels worth it at $100, and the NRS Classics Series Metroid for GBA which I'm in no rush to get.

Dragon Posting! Bonus points if you can name this game.

Holy shit today was Chinese New Year and Nintendo totally launched it's most RED vibed console ever on NSO today on purpose WTF

Gave my 10yo a history lesson on the Virtual Boy this morning. Now we're trying out different games. It's as underwhelming as it was in the 90s, but still a cool bit of gaming history, made accessible. Also, 3rd party VR headsets totally work perfectly!

A lifetime ago, I used to stream retro games for fun. I have been challenged by my Retrologic crew to finally actually play A Link To The Past 🗡️ I feel like this is a golden opportunity. Anyone interested in watching my flamboyant ass fumble my way through this game for the first time?

My local Lego reseller put the Piranha Plant with the Lego Botanicals. And I think that's pretty fucking cool.

🕹️ Fresh Retrologic Episode! 🕹️ This week we welcome friend-of-the-show Moses! for a rousing round table discussion about genre! History, controversy, and modernization. Check it out here: sites.google.com/view/retrolo...

I think I'm going to have to face the facts that I'm a huge nerd with zero social skills. And I'll only ever get along with other huge nerds with zero social skills.

I haven't posted about Donkey Kong in a while. You all must be starving. Have some Funky.