I don’t know how to acknowledge and celebrate Juneteenth. Happy Juneteenth sounds awful. I hope America’s Black communities enjoy their day off if they get one… Okay that sounds terrible too. This country is fucked and we have a LONG way to go but here’s hoping reparations can still be made.

Oh shit. It’s going to be 85 and sunny and the pool is open. What am I even doing messing around here?? IT IS POOL TIME!

He slept all night by my face like he usually does. We both got up to pee at the same time and I thought he wanted to go do his nightly cat stuff but he asked to come back up on the bed and we immediately fell back asleep. I’m so happy. This week, on top of last week’s family court has been A LOT.

These centers suck in more water and electricity than countless major cities, which's literally displacing communities and farmland and generating billions for the greedy owners! www.instagram.com/p/DZsqBpxH3hO/

Ohhhh. We’re living in Tim Burton’s timeline.

If extra gingery ginger ale is wrong I don’t want to be right.

Well now ALL the countries are gonna want to do war with us.

I wonder what the Mob thinks about Robert De Niro openly hating Trump.

Tony Soprano would not have voted for Trump. Game recognizes game. Tony was too shrewd when it came to self preservation to not recognize another crook when he saw one.

HE IS EATING REAL CAT FOOD

Kristen is being terrible to Luke but Luke is being such a fucking child. Your partner just had your baby four months ago. Kristen is a nightmare to travel with. It is known. She has post partum depression/amxiety. It’s A LOT. Danny is giving good advice. Hell has frozen over. #thevalley

Why does Scotland suddenly need 24 mega data centres. What the fuck is going on? This has to be stopped in its tracks. No compromises, just no.

Am I a bad democrat if I say Mamdani’s speech here is much more inspiring than the one Obama gave today?

Food is so beautiful.

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

We went from the best version of ourselves to the absolute worst. Isn’t that just like America?

Obama shouts out "those ordinary people in the Twin Cities who braved frigid temperatures, risked their own safety, standing shoulder to shoulder to look our for their neighbors and sometimes for strangers because they knew that was the right thing to do"

Oh hi! I’ve been busy finally having a good night’s sleep but then waking up in a panic bc I still haven’t seen Kitten eat with my own two eyes. He’s acting totally normal though. Lying in the sun on the deck. Showing me his tum. Meow sounds normal. Idk.

Remember in Mad Men when Betty walked into a bar, found the hottest guy there, let him hit on her and then fucked him in a supply closet or something? That was a baller move. Just amazing.

The first album I ever bought was Olivia Newton John’s Physical. I was obsessed with Wham. Madonna was everything to my little dance obsessed heart. Even Britney but I would never admit that at the time. I love iconic blonde pop stars. I do not know why my mother is surprised I’m a Swiftie.

Gerard Butler is very James McAvoy in this. #reignoffire

Wow, so beautiful

Am I going to watch Reign of Fire tonight? Two hot guys (Bale is hotter) fighting each other and DRAGONS??? HELL YEAH. I haven’t seen it in a long time.

No lies detected.

Majestic. Mysterious. Exotic.

This is where her power comes from.

I TOOK A BATH. It was very needed. I was kind of neglecting hygiene while Kitten was in danger. Feels much better.

Color is in my hair. The L’Oréal creme excellent stuff smells good. To me. Smells like Redken shades. I worked in a salon for 4 years and I have always loved the smell of color. I know it’s not for everyone.

“Jabs”??? Did we decide to use anti vax language? Are we taking it back? What’s happening?

Supposedly, the family got in the car and drove towards the officers and that’s why they shot but I’ve seen this film before…. Also shoot at the tires you worthless fucks. #acab

Coloring my hair and if that doesn’t exhaust me, painting my toe nails.

Before I die, I just want to know what happened to Kate Middleton during that weird time we all thought she was dead. I feel like I’m owed that much.

If we’re bringing back things instead of coming up with new things, bring back the Twilight Zone.

I’m watching Summer House the Aftermath and this convo btwn Lindsay/Amanda? Lindsay is doing such a good job naming what is going on - West manipulating Amanda, Amanda’s low self worth, West and Mieja - and Amanda is just saying “Yeah. Yeah. I know that now.” And then goes to Italy with him.

Somehow Kitten got out of my room and is now happily lying in the sun on the back deck. He ate some wet cat food. I’m hesitant say I think he’s okay because I keep doing that and then he’s not okay. But I’m feeling positive.

I’m really mad and I want to post a complaint but I will wait 24 hours before I do. Because I am a grown up.

She kept mishearing me but replacing my words with RIDICULOUS ones “He’s got what? The sleepies?” No lady. I’m an adult human who uses words. Fleas. He had a flea issue. She couldn’t have pulled up my record??? What the fuck ma’am?

Ohhhhh she was at a birthday party! Not recording. It was a casual outfit! Very California chic! I know nothing!

I wonder what the percentage of DoorDash complaints are racist? What is more than a 100 percent?

That vet was an ASSHOLE. JUDGED ME FOR NOT HAVING A PRIMARY DOC. It’s been two days. He was doing better and now he isn’t. I don’t know what to do because I can’t ask for money again.

On hold for the vet. I can’t get Kitten to eat anything.

Good god.

Kitten news: he is currently settled into me/not moving around trying to get comfortable. He has used his box for both 1 and two so he must be eating when I’m not looking? Maybe?

I’m rewatching Girlboss because I like it but also because I miss San Francisco.

I take back everything mean I ever said about Captain Sandy.

Oh no I’m fucking cry about Joe finding out his mom has breast cancer. I hate that guy but I hate to see a woman sick and her son scared his mom is going to die.

Am I being insane or why is this called the Debut album skirt when it’s the same background as I Knew It I Knew You? WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? 🤡

Kitten is still under the bed. He keeps coming out for water and affection and then goes back under. He won’t eat. 🫠

Kitten spent the night under the bed but came out as soon as I got up. He drank some water but still won’t eat. He’s behaving totally normally otherwise! Affectionate, his skin isn’t irritated anymore, his nose is cool and moist. I guess I’ll give it one more day. Maybe he’s still too freaked out.

I rewatched the Office recently. “Tranny” jokes. That’s what he’s talking about. Otherwise it’s fine. It’s the trans jokes he wants back.