We would not have Folklore if it weren’t for Lena Dunham and I think that’s important.

My editor at the Mercury and I had a safe word for when I needed a break from the criticism. I never had to use it though. He was usually right.

When will they understand that without employment there won’t be any consumers?

Euphoria time. The Rue storyline is boring for me. Also the fun of watching this show was that they were in high school. That’s what made it interesting. This is what killed Beverly Hills 90210 too. Buffy got better actually.

I don’t think Kitten could get closer to me right now unless he crawled inside my skin and believe me, we both would actually enjoy that probably. Put him back in my WOMB because that is my SON.

I’m rewatching Too Much and Meg Stalter is just so pretty. I mean I love her but also SHE IS SO PRETTY.

What the fuck is wrong with you

I can’t with this kid! He’s delightful! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTku3shMP/

I just heard Lena say this exact thing in an interview. It was something her parents said to her.

"You got your Steve Zahn in my Ed Begley Jr.!" "No, you got your Ed Begley Jr. in my Steve Zahn!"

Lena Dunham being a Scandoval fan only makes me love her more.

I was wondering why I was having a small panic attack and realized I hadn’t taken my meds yet. Being alive is stupid.

The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.

one day when my mom was well into her dementia she told me about skipping meals so my brother and i could eat that’s why hunger bothers me so much - my mom literally went hungry so we could eat, and right now as a society we won’t take our surplus and feed others

GARY OLDMAN as Cary Grant from ‘North By Northwest’ for a photo project whereby Actors posed for a role they always dreamt of playing. (It had to be self-deprecating, ironic, absurd, a bit twisted and kind of like a funny/bad dream take on the movie.) Love it.

how a person acts about Taylor and how they act about cats is directly correlated to how they act about women and I don’t even feel the need to elaborate

He’s forgiven me for giving him a bath three days ago.

I had terrible anxiety dreams last night. I was trying to bond with this group of girls and I kept forgetting about Shepard. I went out for the night, came back and luckily he was fine but he was dirty and scared and I cannot explain the very REAL INTENSE FEAR AND SHAME AND TERROR. I still feel it.

I was about to watch a Hollywood Reporter interview w/ comedians until I saw it was all men. And men I like: Adam Brody, Seth Rogen, Ted Danson, Jason Segel, etc… And not one of them thought to ask “where are the women?” I turned it off, saying Oh fuck this bc what reason could there possible be?

liberals on this microblogging website

Thank you for your courage to publicly address abusive language.

Selena Gomez’s weird husband is in this!

I’m really enjoying this second season of Beef! Is that because they put white people in it? Am I confronting my inner racism right now?

The hairstyle Oscar Isaac is sporting in the new season of Beef is so bad I’m losing my lady boner.

Do we know where JD Vance was when this man “fell” off his horse?

✨Capitalism✨

If anyone would like to see a photo of a cat that wishes it was a red panda, this is your lucky day. #Caturday

I was going to work out but my headphones are taking their sweet time charging. I think I’ll just do HOT BUBBLE BATH.

Zohran Mamdani on CBS — “Socialist politics can flourish anywhere, because there is only one majority in this country, and that is the working class. It’s time we have a politics that puts them at the heart of what we’re doing, not in the appendix.” America’s Mayor can’t miss.

I’m about to have a Joss Whedon (I AM SORRY BUT HE MADE SOME GOOD STUFF) evening. Sort of. Cabin in the Woods (Drew Goddard but whatever close enough) and Serenity

My last two doctors told me they’re glad I google my symptoms. I’m not always “right” but I’m close enough to give us a direction which, when they have maybe 15 minutes with you, is pretty important.

Just found out Jennifer Lawrence and I are on the same sleep journey. Just another thing we have in common - like the perfect bangs and golden skin and beautiful figure. What.

And to the idiots who say “but two people were killed” I say, if that man could have killed his own children that day, he would’ve.

In the history of fake events, Trump’s assassination stunt has no equal. It was so fake that even the staff at the National Enquirer said, “Oh, c’mon now, what a load of shit.”

The origins of the Supreme Court’s secretive “shadow docket” have been revealed, providing a glimpse into how the justices began bypassing traditional procedures to issue rulings.

It will break me if I ever have to leave Portland.

I’ve been using the dregs of a weird face wash I got from my cousin who is an aesthetician and it gets all warm on your face and anyway it’s awful and my skin has been ANGRY about it and I just got to buy my regular Youth to the People wash. NEVER TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANTED.

I was vey worried for Madonna going down those stairs but she did it!

Kitten is happily on the deck. He is not hiding in a dark room because his skin is bothering him. I think the bath really helped.

coming out in favour of a four day workweek so that my weekend can look like this: • one day for fun things with my friends and loved ones • one day for taking care of stuff around the house • one day for an emotional exhaustion-induced breakdown

I m watching Lena Dunham and Drew Barrymore make love to each other on a couch - figuratively.

It’s Saturday! (It is right?)

“Did I eat all that cheese?” #headstone

I completely forgot about Outlander.

Excellent album with these two absolute gems. Does anyone hate Billy Joel? Maybe his ex wives.

💚🕊 Zero 👉🏽 waste ♻️ kind wholesome #Caturday 💚🌿

Oh good. The poor Kitten is asleep next to me. He’s almost dry. I’m gently brushing him.

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

Uni is melting