I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be

So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions

super unpopular theory: what if a "mid-life crisis" is often someone just finally finding out who they really are and what they really want out of life?

You can't spell SURVIVES THE HOLIDAYS without SSRIs

Had a telehealth patient today who was over it and declared, “I’M READY TO GET OFF!” Me too, sister. Me too.

Tanooki Mario is just fetish Mario as a furry.

In that song “Adia” by Sarah McLachlan she says there’s no one left to finger, but like, I’m RIGHT here.

RIP Charlie Kirk, you would've loved putting the Christ back in Christmas.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years

Over 30 selfie trend 41

Yes, CECOT is a concentration camp in the guise of a prison. The Venezuelans were the first people to *ever* be released from CECOT since Bukele opened the prison in January 2023. Seriously. The first.

watching the CECOT 60 Minutes segment that CBS suppressed, it’s striking that Weiss specifically called out as unnecessary some of the most rigorous investigative work in the segment, including an explanation of how it was done (by human rights researchers)

Weissand Effect

I bet JD Vance thought Ashley Furniture was a real person at some point

I barely know what to do with all this freedom.

Firing up the VPN to watch a news program the regime disapproves of

HIRING: We're looking for a statewide editor at Free Press Indiana! Job posting here: www.freepressindiana.org/jobs/statewi...

congrats to CBS

The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas. It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...

I claim to be a feminist but maybe not because like I would probably be okay with closing my legacy small business cutest bookstore in the world in order to bone Joe Fox Tom Hanks

What an incredible surprise! This chapbook is officially out next month but apparently it's available already at www.cutbankonline.org/2026-chapbooks Thanks to the fabulous editors at CutBank books for being so stellar at every point along the way.

as foretold by the prophesy

me and my wet bandit burglar friend marv would have killed that little punk with hammers i can tell you that much

andor spinoff called ifthen

Bari Weiss is the logical endpoint of corporate media. This is what happens when people who hate journalism are in charge of it. The only way journalism works is when it’s independent from the power it’s supposed to hold to account, which means ownership can’t have anything to do with those in power

really liking scarf season

I want it to happen on Christmas Day so I can run through the streets screaming "Merry Christmas" like Ebenezer Scrooge.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep. --Robert Frost

Warning: very disturbing read. It’s a story told by a woman who Trump allegedly raped when she was 13. 13!! It’s not new. She first came forward in 2016 when he began running for president. It was mostly ignored. But it seems increasingly plausible now! katemanne.substack.com/p/the-actual...

support independent media. idk what else to say right now.

Americans & Europeans needlessly exposing African babies to preventable diseases just to see if they can find something that would justify their preexisting antivaccine beliefs is not only unscientific and actually anti-science, it is very much reminiscent of colonialist, racist human rights abuses

Sad death of CBS News as actual journalism And a reminder that CECOT is a human rights travesty, and everyone up and down the Trump admin involved in illegally sending people there belong in The Hague.

"The project—[Bari Weiss's] and that of her backers—is to establish herself and her cohort not as new-right media, but as the new liberal media, staking out the leftmost acceptable position within the new right-wing paradigm." (This is a gift link, from October) defector.com/bari-weiss-s...

The genius of Louise Fletcher's portrayal of Kai Winn is how skillfully she did Erika Kirk face.

Another holiday season, another year where nobody has loved me enough to get me a flamethrower. 😞

isn't it Make Out With Your Mooties Week? people be slackin

This and the discussion about how academics can now just read AI summaries of things really drives home how much these guys always confuse the product for the goal. You don't do a coloring sheet because you want to have a colored sheet at the end!!! The coloring is the point!!!

The most annoying thing about genAI is that eventually the genAI proponents are going to get to the end of the novelty of it, realize its limitations, and then claim to be the innovators of doing things the long way without genAI. Call it "slow productivity" or something.

the broad inability to leave a social media platform owned by a white supremacist and prolific manipulator of public perception really is one of the most discouraging data points right now

There is a tremendous opportunity for a brand new generation of media outlets to rise up right now because many news outlets that spent decades painstakingly building their credibility are seeing it torched by bootlickers with incredible speed.

Hon Solo’s name is actually Hanukkah Solomon but they changed it on the Ellis Island planet.

you can tell avatar has had a big cultural impact because people still talk about it when there’s not an avatar movie coming out. hardly a thread online that goes by without someone dropping an avatar meme or quote (“my ponytail is fucking this horse” “my ponytail is fucking this pterodactyl” etc)

A little bit of Monica in my life A little bit of Erica by side A little bit of Rita’s what i need A little bit of Tina’s all I see But they were all of them deceived For another Mambo was made

Robotaxis were never a good idea and the city has lacked real vision on what happens when the technology fails while people are on board.

Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?

Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be