i guess i made a transparent background image of the chef on the achiote paste box last year? he's pretty into that turkey

oh my god Apple, you want people to PAY for Pages? the thing that silently doesn't auto-save for hours without any warning, and then crashes when I hit save? FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU I love re-writing hours of work augh

Welcome to Jackass

it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced

why they showing so much football at the superbowl, i want to see more heartwarming stories and crazy nbc sports graphics please #graphics #super #bowl

ive used advanced computer simulation software to predict the superbowl outcome, please don't take advantage of this knowledge of the future in your bets please #superbowl #stats #timetravel

Thanks for the helping out in a pinch, USPS Kitchen Labeling System

There's a new USCSB video, but it's missing the glorious extra-long 25-year anniversary intro. I clipped that intro so you can get pumped up to do some chemical safety before watching 🦅🇺🇸👩‍🔬 (be sure to unmute otherwise you'll miss the epic music)

ai stinks, why wont you help me wash my dog >:-E

RIP to the challenger astronauts :(

don't do anything that will cause the accident investigation narrator to start narrating @wtyppod.bsky.social

you know 2026 is gonna be a good year when you open up your music app and there's a new Megadeth album in there

hello internet, im at my moms house so tonight we are finding out if generic Benadryl that expired in 2013 still works

The Challenger exploded 40 years ago this month - just found this 2nd grade class journal entry I wrote the day we all got to watch it blow up on live tv. Just a reminder that you should dig around your childhood home and see if you have anything from elementary school, kids are hilarious

if you have boomer parents who got married in california and you're helping them prepare wills/documents/inheritance/whatever, watch out for CONFIDENTIAL MARRIAGE - only the couple themselves can get the marriage certificate without a court order 💁‍♀️👩‍⚖️💥 ask me how I know lol

Start your 2026 by being blessed by buff Pingu, he has truly risen 🙏🐧

this is the real answer to improving ur health

🎄🎅👽 M E R R Y C HR I S T M A S 🎄🎅🥌🎁

HAWAII!!! 🌈🌴🌋 What a great bowl game

merry christmas eve, ya filthy animals

Rick is the real deal 💁‍♀️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥

BOOMER SOONER!!!! ahaha 🏈🔥

you better be wishing smooth coke a happy birthday OR ELSE

Hooray it’s Friday 🧑‍🔬 ☢️ 👩‍🔬 ☢️ 👨‍🔬☢️

nice meltdown

Dolan was a cardinal? Catholicism is wild

why isn’t there a telenovela version of the Fansville commercials on ESPN Deportes? 😢🥤🏈 @espn.com

i dunno sounds like heaven to me?

throwing the ball with the doggo, so cold

finally, a festive hat

ICYMI: @azpm.org recently released an excellent documentary called “The Water and the Wall” about how the border wall is impacting precious water in Arizona. Especially timely given the new wall going up in the San Rafael Valley: ow.ly/6Bo550XC9FG Photos of San Rafael spring courtesy SIA.

Some important media that everyone should be reading! Learn the true nature of the World Welding Championships!!!

Man, it feels like the TikTok algorithm deeply understands me sometimes

cozzzy dog

lmao at byu and nd getting left out of the cfp, ha ha haaaaa (sickos emoji)

knight rider theme song

lol was watching batman this morning and got hit with "ignore all previous instructions"

Omg, one of my favorites 😭😭😭 RIP in peace, Claude 🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊💔🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊💔💔💔🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊💔💔💔🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊💔💔🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊💔🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊💔💔💔🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊💔💔💔💔💔🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊💔🐊💔💔🐊💔🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊💔💔💔💔💔🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊😭😭😭🐊🐊🐊💔💔💔💔🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🪦

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

i just fixed up my mom's carpet robot and my poor dog is just sitting in my lap looking down the hall to keep an eye on the invader

rest in power to the og american quirked up white boy

planting rows of squawking, chirping milk crates