Have Ilia Malanin and Jake Guentzel ever been seen together?

Hockey handshakes are the most beautiful thing is sports

How about you stand on guard for deez instead?

HUGHES with the gold medal goal!!!

referring to death as "killing the vibe"

For further context, there is about 1 hospital per 56,000 people in the US

Nothing more frustrating than watching a team that’s afraid to shoot the puck on the power play

Love, laugh, lesbian porn.

If you're up early for the game, we should be friends

Girl who loses the remote 2 seconds after it was just in her hand

Really hoping this case of the sniffles isn’t terminal.

This 53 year old man who lived in my neighborhood w/no criminal record & who had been in the US for 30 years, was detained and thrown into a cold cell for days, caught pneumonia and COVID there and deported. He finally died. I am so angry. www.kptv.com/2026/02/21/n...

my goal is to always try to post something people are afraid to like

couldnt find a charimoya but got some avocados and kumquats and strawberries and dates and found a nice old hippie citrus farmer and just gave him $5 and asked him to pick out what he'd give two little boys who had never had california citrus before

Wow! Its the highest rank one can achieve without being an Officer. They have to possess lots of experience & skill because they are technical experts. SME on steroids and very respected. So to reward that, they're basically being asked to spin the wheel on the Price is Right?

Poppin' bottles in the ice, like a

Wow.

this but “arrest rich pedophiles”

SSRIs are currently the pack mules of our society

I took an antacid that expired in 2021 and god revealed to me that ranch dressing is just gentrified salsa

baking a king cake but instead of a plastic baby inside it’s my index finger

Mike's hard sour cream. Now with twice the corn

i heard that jizzing on tramp stamps is making a comeback

technically i'm not a mom but i always have a wad of napkins in my purse for the schmutz on your face

My favourite part of the day is the performing the ceremonial blanket wrap.

oui âllo, I am ‘ow you say “seek of thees shit”?

doing my nightly meditations (fantasizing about stepping on a Minion, its insides gushing out from underneath my shoe)

looking for a job where all I do is cut tightly packed mounds of flour with a butter knife

Pecan Porter is a beautiful name for a baby beer

My brain, immediately moved into, oh no, this is a "let's reconnect" call, but no, she just needed to tell me specifically that she divorced him because she learned he had been shitting in the shower and stomping it through the drain FOR YEARS and letting her clean the drain whenever it got clogged.

Why are we keep bringing back vintage diseases.

If anyone's hungry I just made 40 devilled eggs. You can't have any, I just wanted you to know.

took my one-year-old soon to see wuthering heights. he fucking hated it.

which essential oil stops people from telling me about their weekend?

HomeGoods stepped up their fucking game

anyone wanna play sword in the stoned? last one unsheathed is a rotten egg

nobody plays light as a feather, stiff as a board anymore so now how am i gonna get touched

Him..any hobbies? Me..I drink coffee.

These people get to a certain threshold of delusion that cannot be reasoned with no matter how poor the outcome is or who is affected and those of us in healthcare see this with other preventable illnesses like COVID and influenza and it's really hard not to suffer burnout from it.

Wait until he hears men also have children with different women Oh wait he is one

I can’t be certain but I think the last British monarch to imprison a sibling was Edward IV in 1477.

This is an important point. As yet Andrew has not been arrested for anything involving Giuffre, which is difficult to prove in court. They have him on information in the Epstein files regarding his time as trade envoy, which was well known to be corrupt. They mean to put him in prison.

The late Queen respected Charles, but worried about his capacity to use soft power. She never left fingerprints; he always did. As King he has mostly known when to leave fingerprints. Other public figures have created a gap for him that when appropriate he has used well.

Charles genuinely believes that to be a monarch is a calling to service by God. He's also a decent politician. No one could live up to his mother, but he was never going to sit on his hands here.

It was well-known while Andrew was trade envoy that he was corrupt.

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

The possibility that pre-Elon Twitter was limiting the reach of conservative tweets was the greatest story in the history of journalism, while a vast network of sex trafficking pedophiles that included billionaires, celebrities and two presidents is just a big yawn.

I bet Andrew's learning how to sweat right now