the return of the mac would be a welcome distraction

Phantom of the Opurra

Who's Brent Crude???

R.E.M. do y'all still feel fine or

need a banger? i think you should leave x disco elysium - parking lot is a banger

special envoy to the shield sounds like how the centauri treated Londo's position on B5

Embarrassing! murdered my father without confirming my place in the line of succession (dog got the nod)

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I don't agree with the trump administration on much but I liek hamburber

ugh it's still so crazy sexy cold outside

trans women are my sisters, trans men my brothers. their struggle is my struggle. their freedom is my freedom.

"babe what are you thinking about?"

certain posters should be allowed to make threats of violence, and if the post was funny

babe my bones are so wet rn

posters anxiety can happen to anyone

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king garfdorah

toilet getting turdmogged by this shitmaxxer

you’re transphobic? the epstein ideology??

comin outta my khole and I'm feelin slush mind

You can't fake the funk

genAI is dying repost to make it die faster

𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝙒𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙.

[Sees the photo] 🤬 What did mango mussolini do th- [Sees headline] We may not have seen eye to eye on everything, but it's clear he loved this country and worked tirelessly to improve it. My thoughts go out to his family and friends. I will not tolerate insults to his memory on my feed.

we are all weird little guys in the eyes of the lord

watched the latest Pitt ep instead of working and my punishment is to be crying the rest of the day

wandering around in the dark just to feel something (shin bruises)

breast crumb coated croquettes

RFK Junior's CDC advising Americans to wipe from back to front

Schrodinger's leftist. According to liberals we are simultaneously too few in number to be relevant as a voting bloc. But somehow so numerous we can swing elections by not voting for democrats.

are we under lib attack what happen

I can't believe in god because everyday the whole world is praying for it and yet

I can't believe there's a damn cheeto in my butt

so ice kidnaps a child in minnesota, takes her to texas, infects her with measels and then "frees" her. it's hard to see this as anything but biological warfare on her community.

the "it was all just a dream" trope has merit, let's do that one

my bed bugs see me as kind of an authority figure, or even a god

ICE agents, if ur feelin like u can't go on, u don't have to do it alone. turn to ChatGPT for pro tips and tricks

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no offense i went to a state school instead of the servile eichlet factory attached to the rape fraternity daycare network for the failchildren of slaver families

A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York by claiming to be an FBI agent with a court order to release him, authorities said

lol