I guess they can’t Bánh Mi from taking a swing at a cop?

and now it’s time to see what Charlie Kirk has to say about Zohran Mamdani winning the NYC mayoral election. you’ve been awfully quiet, Charlie! something stuck in your throat?

1. Nothing wrong with cheese 2. Nothing wrong with cheese 3. Nothing wrong with cheese 4. Nothing wrong with cheese [later on toilet] 1. Somethings got to give 2. Somethings got to give 3. Somethings got to give 4. Somethings got to give

I do follow some people just because their name made me laugh

Former Israeli MP Moshe Feiglin on Israel's most watched news show: "As Hitler said, 'I cannot live if one Jew is left,' we can't live here if one [Palestinian] remains in Gaza.” When people tell you who they are, believe them Zionism is the new Nazism

After hours of work...

Big titted goth bimbos for the communist revolution

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

Great choice, Ted

COMMUNIST JIHAD LMAO

Dick Cheney, architect of the invasion of Iraq, was found dead near the toilet today. He shitted so much that he lifted up into the air and sustained 800 broken bones when tumbling off of the top of his geyser of shit. Officials have elected to concrete off the area rather than deal with the corpse.

what has become of chernobless oblige?

New awareness campaign

happy "the car clock is finally correct" day to all who celebrate

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Always repostin'

they killed the escaped lab monkeys, they're accelerating the harambe timeline

Day 71 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo

just circling back on this, ana

“Let them eat ballrooms”

you know who would've gotten the epstein files released with zero fucks given? scully and mulder

isekai me, skydaddy

That one unemployed friend who's really good at Sony Vegas at 4am

I don't get terfs bc isn't more women = more better

Not a single person shouted "THIS MF IS WEARING BEANS" And I am so disappointed

A very offline cousin sent this to fam group chat. This story is breaking containment.

I thought the weirdest news today would be RFK recommends everyone eat more saturated fat, not Trump released the Earhart files to get money from a rich recluse during the pre planned shutdown

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Maybe they should have just asked someone who has watched Indiana Jones before.

it's friday. a sunny fall day. the first leaves are turning their colours and falling to the ground. a few straggling birds can still be spotted migrating south. a peaceful calm fills the air. a perfect day really, for someone to just do it already.

Merry Christmas from the Groverballroom in advance

There's a lot of abstract talk about nazis right now and I just want to bring it back to concrete reality for a second: Those motherfuckers tried to murder MY GRANDPARENTS.

fight, flight, freeze, curl up in a ball sobbing

the president will hand deliver the weapons grade plutonium, white glove service in an intricate endangered redwood box

vote bluer no matter fuhrer

How do you create that baby shadow from GoT? All I have is: 1. cum

one thing about old white men is they just ramble endlessly and no one dares interrupt

We proudly present, [announcer gestures as curtains open] a vague sense of impending doom!

air bud dies at the end

so I gather this is a lot of people's first middle east cease fire.

Idk what I was expecting but this is dope.

they're resurrecting him. crystals have captured his essence

Can Sliwa just be told he wins? Can we do a sort of Truman show thing with him?

It’s so funny that for the past week republicans have all been like “the only people out there are gonna be Hamas.” Everyone in this crowd is signed up for Kohl’s rewards points.

found out there's a gnosia among us

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