BREAKING: This is Beirut right now. Israel is MASSIVELY bombing Lebanon’s capital in the middle of the night — deliberately wiping out apartment block after apartment block. Civilian homes. Residential buildings. No justification. Just pure terror.🤬🤬🤬🤬

A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

Shooting grok to impress Tilly Norwood

Getting a bird tattoo puts heron your chest

This look 3 minutes and you can do it anonymously. It's open until the 27th of April, so set a reminder in your calendar if you're too busy doomscrolling right now 😉

Breaking: SC newspaper verifies portions of Trump accuser's story. Textbook journalism. Local journalism. Support your local news outlets. www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...

Matt Berry? The Harry Potter actor?

Cis allies need to get involved, they're trying to kill us all and there are too few of us to fight back

Pay up Jerkwad

he's been disemvoweled

FACT: only our ALLIES have shot down our fighter planes

we all float on … THIS DIIICK

i lift my house up a BIT too much, what can i say? well you just fucked balloons, it was all ok

if you give an inch on trans rights, people will die.

the straits are NOT okay, y'all 😩

My phone is obsessed with thinking A) I want Eye Comfort mode at sunset B) Sunset is 4:57 PM

Sir I’m going to need you act like your hairline and take five steps back

coworker: hey how’d you pitch for 100 dalmatians go me: *laying face down in a grassy knoll* craig beat me again

Hi, 🇩🇪 here. This shit should scare you, 🇺🇸. A LOT.

If you're wondering why there's so many anti-trans articles written by cis people while so few positive ones written by actual trans people it's because they're intentionally being silenced

omg

welp, another one for the boycott list. hope you have fun sitting next to target, chilis.

making a metal horse just to name it RoboClop

i’ve listened to enough true crime podcasts to know this guy stabbing me is up to no good

drinking your morning pick-me-up and it goes down the wrong pipe (cough fee)

Nekima on the Target boycott.

"Medical technology giant Stryker is experiencing a global outage across its systems, with staff and contractors reporting that the logo of an Iran-linked hacking group has appeared on login pages."

If i were a rich asshole and my boss bought me overly large shoes because I was lying about my dick size i would just secretly by the same shoes in the right size instead of parading around like a toddler pretending to be daddy

He finds it objectionable that Emily told the podcast host to... go to a library to get more verifiable information about the fall of Rome?

Wrong coast! WRONG COAST! Somebody get these guys a map

it may finally happen

1. Horrifying ruling out of the 4th Circuit. An all-Republican 4th Circuit panel has just ruled that states can compel trans adults to "appreciate their sex" by enacting care bans. It even directly says that trans adult care bans are legal in the ruling. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t just a well known new york financier, he also invented the famous right-wing dating app: TindrGarten™

I need the new pokemon game to do really well so in a few years we get Pokopia: Here We Go Again

getting booed offstage at the Efficiency Conference because nobody likes my presentation on employee productivity that, ironically, contains only a single-slide that says "pay people more money"

If the s̶h̶o̶e̶ ̶f̶i̶t̶s̶ boss bought the shoe, wear it

Older couple came in the bar tonight. They had some drinks, had some oysters, decided “what the hell, we’ve never had caviar before,” seemed to have a nice time. As they left, I was folding napkins in our lobby. Wife walked ahead, husband stopped to chat.

I remember this episode

When Americans were asked to temporarily sacrifice going to their barbers so we could keep the morgues from overflowing, people with guns stormed the Michigan capitol.

Anyone know what happened to illumi this time

Okay I didn't want to say anything until I confirmed it myself but there are NAKED PEOPLE on the internet WTAF 🤢

Boom! Had a great ight show over the skyline tonight. Here’s my first big lightning shot of the season. This is a 2-frame composite. Best as I can tell, two large, branching bolts struck the eastern antenna mast of the Hancock. #wxsky #ilwx

Gregory with soft Gs Jrejory

Preparing for a recession the only way I knew how - storing a single purple rupee in a treasure chest atop a broken stone column near a moblin camp

marco rubio hopping around in one big boot like Mario 3

[Swinging a morningstar when my elite nunchaku muscle memory takes over] hyah hyah hyOH MY GOD

but also, this is what i was originally thinking of & i found it!

The temp dropped 15 degrees since the beginning of my walk