"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car. I got six kids in the car" "His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."

need someone to care about my well being (the being which resides within my well)

My best friend's niece, Daphné, has terminal brain cancer. We created this gofundme to help the parents raise money to be able to spend as much as the time she has remaining with them. Please consider donating if you can. Every little bit helps gofund.me/5ce959c72

Jesus Arturto Jimenez: if you're going to do advance scouting in plain clothes hours before Border Patrol raids in the San Fernando Valley, best not to leave your PIV card where it can be photographed. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE #LosAngeles

Might actually cry at the world we've created for these children

Holy hell, what an obituary

i dunno what you can say to get electeds to do anything if “they flashbanged a baby” doesn’t do it

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES

I'm really good at compartmentalizing (I'm dead inside)

Every privacy policy update: We have found new ways to monetize your data !!

Their plan is to unconstitutionally cancel or suppress the elections in 2026 and 2028, thus the flippant disregard for their historic unpopularity.

Our wedding was beautiful in The Sims 4, please respond

One time a small child tried to tell me a knock-knock joke. I didn’t play along. I was in a bad place at the time. It was mean and selfish of me. Kid, it's been a while, but if you are reading this: “Who’s there?”

Just saw the absolute lowest level of fame where someone is bragging about being in the comment section of a reddit thread that was posted here

I finally have an excuse to dig this out of my shitpost folder

His 6 month old stopped breathing! HIS SIX MONTH OLD STOPPED BREATHING! A father was getting his kids out of the neighborhood because it was unsafe & ICE threw flash bangs & tear gas at his car with children & a baby inside! His 6 month old stopped breathing & all the children were hospitalized!

[Sees a banger] this fuckin sucks actually

“don’t give them what they want” they want to finish destroying reconstruction, they want to commit acts of racial terror at will, they want to destroy our way of life and our society. you’re the one giving them what they want, pussy

Some ICE vehicles got taken and a streamer is saying that the entire MPLS city wide battle plan, operational overviews, tactical details and agent lists + id info just got found in the car lmao these clowns driving around with hatchbacks full of their whole shit like the villains in an immersive sim

This is hostage taking

one guy in new york doesn't vote Harris: EVERY. 👏 VOTE. 👏 MATTERS. this is YOUR fault. take responsibility. and enjoy the camps! 23 Democrats vote for the worst person ever nominated to a position: the vote would've passed anyway, who cares

Lmao been a while since I caught a real block

Man 'trains' crows to attack MAGA hats after saying there's 'no longer a moral option'

3:07 am : *sits bolt upright in bed* TOO MUCH SOUP IS A SLURPLUS *immediately falls back into deep sleep*

you can’t have a viking funeral in the no wake zone

What it's like playing Pokemon Legends: Z-A

INVENTOR OF THE TAT: hey check out my tat INVENTOR OF THE TATTOO: ooh i want a tat too

The Trump administration is now clearly just sending ICE goons to any place with a Somali-American population. Targeting a tiny city in Maine isn't helping them hit their deportation targets. It's simply ethnic cleansing. That's it.

i love my notifications

A funny dog chases schticks

I am introducing a bill requiring ICE officers to provide punch tickets that can be redeemed for a free garbage bag to replace every 11th shattered car window

Jacob Frey told ICE agents to get the fuck out of Minneapolis, a hugely popular viral moment, and the media has been browbeating him over it ever since. Trump flipped a guy off and told him fuck you and it’s barely acknowledged.

Hey babe you wanna check out the Georgia O'Keefe exhibit "Maybe a Labia"

Did you know you can just buy rubber bands? By themselves? There is literally no reason for broccoli

I mean what can you say except dudes rock

He's a 10, but draculas

ICE abducted and injured (bruised cheek) a 1-year old who is the daughter of a US citizen detained as part of a Kavanaugh Stop.

Yes, immigration agents not only took Arnoldo's phone, the 10th grader had to use Find My Phone to locate it — in a vending machine for used electronics, close to an ICE detention center. Read the full story here: www.propublica.org/article/vide...

honestly thank god for reply guys or else i would forget what i posted

In America you have to snitch on others for free stitches because healthcare is too expensive

"“They specifically asked me if I knew where the Hmong families lived on my street & in the neighborhood.” Lugert-Thom responded, “I don’t know anything about that” & she said they then asked, “Well, what about the Asian families?”" "“I was a bit shaken & a bit shocked of what I was asked to do.”"

mugger: *gun in my back* don't turn around me: uh oh mugger: Der Kommissar's in town me: wha-UH OH

Child’s Blow Into Car Breathalyzer Rewarded With Dicey Trip To Ice Cream Shop https://theonion.com/childs-blow-into-car-breathalyzer-rewarded-with-dicey-trip-to-ice-cream-shop/

Closing the milk jug extra tight cuz the cap's ridges scratch my thumb just right 🫦

returned “most of the time” — okay so where’d the rest of them go who didn’t get returned? 🤨

>"If Biden is elected, there's a good chance you will be dead within the year." > trump elected > dead within the year