I would up and die.

What it's like inside my head:

Generation X when they walk in the club and "Funky Cold Medina" is playing:

Imagine the Headless Horsemen only it's me running into everything flailing my arms while trying to get my head through my sweater.

🥶

Now playing: 🤘🤘 Fucken Arch Enemy! spotify.link/Th57yTe6KXb

Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager: And where do you see yourself in five days

Not my home, but I know my way around.

For Halloween this year I'm showing up in nothing but jeans, and telling everyone that I just came in my pants.

If I see you look at me, I will look back at you and make it awkward. I promise.

Some people would’ve been better off as cum stains.

I’m almost bummed that you like me.

I wonder how many of us have unknowingly walked past human remains in the woods

Mood.

It’s probably bitter

fingers crossed 🤞🏼

Come play with us.

guys I don’t know if you noticed but this is all super fucked up

If you're saving my posts you should be confessing your adoration for me.

My new nickname for the haters: