mounjaro 2 go

A cave in Queen's Domain

Between the shadows

it’s best to be 100% transparent on the internet

if you’re here because you think this is a banger please know that this a group project product of my chaotic friend group chat

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here take a “why are my work bags so big and also my biceps” selfie

being front and center in pilates against my will was a great deterrent in overthinking about life

in good news i’m not in mental pit of despair like i was on sunday

i promise i don’t normally ignore friends like this but alas the horrors

damn how did you guys let me get so behind on replies

i’m gonna regret making that post

how much longer can i sit in my car so i don’t have to go inside

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costco has no business being almost $5 a gallon and this fuck ass in the pump in front of me is wearing a bald eagle ‘merica shirt i think this is grounds to cause a scene

$50 for half a tank off gas fuck me

what a dumb day to die(t)

why are all the close talkers this week so stinky

what am i gonna do in a submarine??

"Erm, ackshually, the people of the U.S. should do something." lol, ok. I'll get right on that.

The rest of the world should probably collectively stand up to the U.S. right now, tbh

we don’t gif like we used to

A moon that doesn't kill you

A moon that kills you

this is what they call retail therapy

this lil guy is sold out everywhere and there he was waiting for me on clearance

speaking of birds

now i have to “persevere” that shit is for the birds

is it normal to tell your dr she recommended a psychiatrist too good that i miss when i was able to yearn for death

re: needing an impromptu therapy sesh

so who is claude

who all up feeling unfeeling about the future

and on top of everything else he’s still alive

god what a nightmare

the devil apparently in me sees and honors the devil in you

this is good night from me

this is not the life we manifested

so at my grown age i’m camping out in my childhood bedroom crying on a holiday

that’s a new one apparently the devil is in me

if these holidays are difficult for you too i see you

Barret Wallace posting from the Pope you love to see it

i wore this outfit specifically to go bowling so how we ended up at a club with very well dressed people is beyond me

if it happens while i’m bowling i’m only rolling strikes

we are FUCKED, i am so sorry

if it wasn’t clear to you guys i am the disappointment between me and my sister

which always ends up as a “well tell me how you really feel”

oooh i triggered my mom well and good just now

we really lean into being boring in our thirties huh

any egg magazine scans we could get our eyes on were like looking at holy texts

you think they do foreheads only