everyone wants me dead because I have a fat ass and a killer body and murdered 35 people in cold blood

to quote my favorite philosopher ja’mie “i don't want to be a bitch but you guys are really boring” bye for the weekend bsky

it actually hurts less now that this little piece broke off

maybe not broken just chipped

it just broke. taken out by a chicken tendie

remember earlier this year i got botox for clenching cause one molar was really hurting me

at least they know

I became addicted to earnings

spring is a desolate wasteland

today is my FRIDAY i love fall semester

then i guess i’m also not needed get fucked

Education Secretary Linda McMahon said the federal shutdown offers evidence that her agency is “unnecessary.” Advocates say firings at the U.S. Department of Education threaten to disrupt the flow of federal money to America’s schools. https://to.pbs.org/4n7sBRx

we really don’t need to know all that, thank you though

in actuality i’m looking for fanfiction archives in the wayback machine

i’m too busy planting the seeds to be someone’s internet sugar baby

and she wants to talk to me oh no NOT ME get a new friend to terrorize

if you recall my friend who made having a baby be her whole personality but also shades me for the opinions she asks me for she has now had her second baby

it’s me i’m the fanboy

going for the jugular today

no no no don’t do this planned obsoletion bullshit now iphone this battery needs to last two more years

on a highway to heck

you’re all nerds right what superhero should i be for school that’s cheap and easy to put together?

what’s, new pussycat, whoa oh oh

learning that elvira lost her v card to tom jones surely has to be significant somehow

you’re all nerds right what superhero should i be for school that’s cheap and easy to put together?

on a highway to heck

why does it feel like he’s getting away with everything

fuck that guy

saturday morning cartoon level of villainy and buffoonery

there's something wrong with the rabbits

I just saw the new Trump TIME cover and assuming the camel throat angle is a nod to the Middle East.

the motherfucking time (in my jay and silent bob voice) (derogatory)

many people thing the bonnie blue bang bus is a demonic vehicle for sexual hedonism, when in actuality if you trace her route onto a map it forms a powerful land acknowledgement

i didn’t even get to have one marijuana in colorado!!

i don’t deserve this i had a very good weekend

going downstairs and seeing the fox news praise trump as an agent of peace might be my 13th reason

i did love that everyone in colorado was young friendly and presumably gay such a vibe

like i am overly friendly in a perpetual fear of confrontation take it up with ya mama

also if you wanted to know what snoop dogg was up to this weekend he performed at a corporate dental conference in colorado and brought a troupe of pole dancers with him

so take that shitty agent at the southwest desk

if people in customer service positions have a power trip and take it out on me-who is visibly anxious at all times-i am going to write scathing feedback from behind my keyboard cause i’m gonna match your energy just not to your face

Sentinels Danial Ryan

are we gonna survive this one boys

should be getting my period this week let’s lock in for the monthly crash out

sitting with my feelings