Lady in white, "Andrew Windsor was followed around by protection officers at all times" #BBCQT "The royal family would have known what he was up to many years ago" "The royal family aren't blameless in what Andrew has been doing over the Epstein scandal"

Mark Clattenburg doing his former profession no favours. Vinicius Junior celebrated, as is his right. Nothing Vini could possibly do would merit what he alleges happened to him. If he doesn't want to play then the game needs to stop.

Mark Clattenburg is a twat

“You can’t be mad at me for being dangerously stupid about this because I have also been dangerously stupid about other things.”

Jesus Christ these people are monsters.

my favorite Robert Duvall role is where he appears as a priest on a swing for 2 seconds for no apparent reason in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

Had the pleasure of drinking Brewdog at a charity do once: Found it surprisingly down to earth and very funny.

This is some genuinely psycho shit...

Here's the passage from Character Limit: bsky.app/profile/pete...

Hang it in the Louvre

“The global publishing platform Substack is generating revenue from newsletters that promote virulent Nazi ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism, a Guardian investigation has found…” www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...

ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons

Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Martinez ends her testimony with this: "If there's not justice for the people, let there be no peace for the government."

Looks a bit like Will Arnett in that new John Bishop film

Give a man an alarm clock and he’ll wake up in the morning for free. Teach his AI to alarm clock and he can pay five cents a minute to ask “Is it time to get up yet?” over and over forver.

Top tip: to avoid having the British Union of Fascists logo on the side of your mock-up train, don't use horrible text-to-image AI slop instead of actual designers and artists. www.scotsman.com/news/transpo...

Sometimes Fife looks like Mordor

one of the worst sentences i've ever read

The best part of like 100 great things.

It’s hard to imagine someone more universally enjoyed than Catherine O’Hara where the opinions range from “I like her and her work” to “I love her and her work” and that’s a pretty good legacy

This story about David Brooks is one of the most brutal takedowns I’ve ever read. By the late Tony Judt

none of this surprises me. The time sacrifice is still appreciated.

This is INCREDIBLE. Like I almost suspect it's actually performance art or something.

Agatha Christie's Poirot

I find this (from Helen Lewis) really naive. The analogy seems superficially reasonable but then it all falls apart when you think about it for more than five seconds. open.substack.com/pub/amyhogga...

I think I’ve solved the mystery of why some people who get booted out of boozers are a national emergency, and others are not at all

Suella Braverman MP has joined the Reform party, despite briefings from the party last summer to the Daily Mail, GB News and others that it would refuse her if she wanted to join.

i feel for all the radical centrists out there now confronting the fact that their ideology was the one built in a bubble and formed by groupthink. with enough exposure to facts and logic they will, some day god willing, catch up to the left

damn we can’t even tell him to stick to comedy

Nehls: I would like to quickly address the police officers from January 6th. And I can tell you that the fault does not lie with Donald Trump. It lies with the US capitol leadership team. Fanone: *Coughs: Go fuck yourself*

“In other words, AI reduces productivity, not increases it.”

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Because the crap thinking required is a tell for other red-flag habits. Trusting your gut. Going with your instincts and “common sense”. Expressing hindbrain thoughts as if they’re high brain thoughts. Mistaking upbringing for logic, custom for analysis. Not listening. Not reaching out. And so on…

You're telling me a woman was forced to give up her trophy to a biological male

Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.

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Behind on Traitors, but its very funny that the cop voted for same person over and over and the only person they trusted with the knowledge she was a cop was a traitor

Naïve optimist voice: “Surely this will call into question the actions of the EHRC under her aegis and lead to a thorough, impartial, public re-evaluation of the role of the public body, and an investigation into its subversion by right-wing ideologues.”

Hillsborough Law talks between campaigners & the Prime Minister have broken down. Those involved in the campaign say they cannot support the bill at present Liverpool MP Ian Byrne, a Hillsborough survivor, said he would have to vote against as things stand He tells me it is 'soul destroying'