Howdy partner, I'm out cow pokes. Be seeing ya in the land where the mastodon roam HEE YAH 🤠 www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4...

"DOJ quietly closed more than 23,000 criminal cases in the first six months of President Donald Trump’s administration, abandoning hundreds of investigations into terrorism, white-collar crime, drugs and other offenses as it shifted resources to pursue immigration cases…"

The peak of my professional life was working on an experiment that flew on Artemis I. It was a challenge: it had to be completely self-contained, standby for 100 days then run for a week on batteries, detect launch & TLI, grow yeast, and fit under an airline seat. Incredibly, it worked perfectly. 🌙

I had a very nice time on the @1password.bsky.social podcast, and the episode is out now... youtu.be/wd74Pnwd-50?... ...we discuss some outrageous stories, but in spite of the fact that today is April 1st, I assure you they're all true! 👍😁👍 Thanks for having me on!

Kifl just being extremely handsome.

AI is alibi

I would kind of like to tattoo this on some people I love.

We're having work done on the house, because I was looking out the window while talking on the phone, he knows we're expecting someone and has LOTS OF FEELINGS

World revolutionary if even slightly true

Lol I forgot I took this

Anyway fuck the Supreme Court and fuck the fascists who have sat here for generations and told your neighbors they don’t fucking belong here Abolish borders

You can also help me directly here, if you like. All “bits” aside, my need is not as great as many others I understand, but my situation has worsened, I am FAR behind my modest goal, and other hopeful revenue streams & income boosts have dried up like a crick in summer. Please share etc.

I mean—MAXIMUM PRESSURE, SEND ME YOUR PENNIES SO I CAN BETTER FILM THE COPS

You know what’s a really good way to learn to brainstorm, bounce ideas? Read more. No joke, read more. Keep a commonplace book next to you and write down whatever the fuck comes to mind Mind map it. Let the thoughts float in a nebulous cloud above your head. Your brain will pin them down eventually

I think I found the con: Slopbot requires multiple attempts before it farts out anything useful. So the idea is to make it so all of the rubes who have destroyed their brains and become dependent on slopbot have to burn through their allowance so that they always have to pay more just to tread water

the rich and famous need to be mulched

1 minute 15 seconds. no one could take 1 minute 15 seconds to add alt text. to a campaign about visibility. irony is dead

Sonnet got adopted! We are so proud of him. He wasn't thrilled about being in a crate for his meet up though.

and for the reading audience "what types of people are buying these munitions?" (because you and I know)

AAMBAC (All American Military Bases Are Cartels)

A slightly different vibe but definitely of the same era for me. Did you know this exists?

The next person to tell me American liberalism as it exists is a serious ideology is getting blocked lmfao

just got back from the big Council of Transsexuals meeting. yeah, we were discussing that, actually. Yeah, we’re changing it to “Transgender Day Of Getting A Gun”

Trans Day of Being Visibly Armed

on today’s @trashfuture.bsky.social I coin a nickname that pulls that entire show to a halt for about a minute open.spotify.com/episode/1NXO...

Do we think Theo is comfortable? y/n

trans day of I Am Approaching Your Location With Haste And Malice In My Heart

my coworker has a staring problem

"The red parts are valleys"

A happy Day of Visibility to my trans friends! And a reminder that we don't fuck around about trans rights here. Human rights are non-negotiable, end of discussion, if you disagree see yourself out.

Hey you can send me money through here too if you like

There is a certain type of Terminally Institutional Lawyer (TM) who will calmly and rationally argue that we have to walk calmly into the camps because after all, if we don't, they'll just shoot us instead for noncompliance.

RWTB: Yes but look at all the fighting and war in Deep Space Nine! That's not woke! Average DS9 episode: The Black captain is having visions from the prophets about fighting racism and his canonically trans best friend is talking with the first officer and chief engineer about their polycule.

Stephen Miller allegedly urged Department of Homeland Security agents to “force confrontations” with protesters in Minneapolis in order to win a “PR battle." trib.al/NcbpdiX

This week, participants in the resistance to ICE in Minnesota will begin speaking tours around the country to discuss what they learned in the process of confronting Operation Metro Surge. You can find the details about the events here: crimethinc.com/breakicetour Help us get the word out!

I have a new essay published! You can buy it to read or listen to here :)

For five hours on Saturday, I joined a group of musicians to keep up the rhythm and the spirits of the No Kings march through Manhattan. Here’s what I saw and some notes on what it can mean:

A staggering new finding from Harvard's Joint Center for Housing Studies: since 2001, the money left over each month for lower-income renters—after paying rent and utilities—has fallen 60 percent to a record low of $210. $210 left over for food, healthcare, childcare, and everything else.

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support the show here! www.patreon.com/leftanchor

Once confined to neo-Nazi circles, “remigration” has moved into mainstream political discourse. This timeline shows how a neo-Nazi concept moved through Identitarian networks, and far-right parties, before appearing in U.S. federal policy, with serious human rights consequences. Read this timeline:

Proving yet again that our greatest weapon continues to be civil lawsuits archive.is/XIihm www.desertsun.com/story/news/p...

NEW: Americans shocked to learn war in Iran still ‘ongoing’ two weeks after they stopped checking www.duffelblog.com/americans-sh...

Copilot putting on the scenic route®™ without asking

Also! Even if u think they have u dead to rights! Even if u can't make bail! Even if you can't get released pre-trial!DO NOT PLEAD GUILTY AT YOUR ARRAIGNMENT I BEG OF U TO NOT DO THIS THING

Not to argue with the glossy news magazine for people who want to know if Jennifer Anniston is pregnant yet or not but it is not HCAB it IS ACAB

TIME IS RUNNING OUT SLUGGO IS DONE WITH TRADE SCHOOL IN JULY AND THEN HE HAS *MORE* EXPENSES FOR SETTING UP A BUSINESS, LLC, LICENSES, TOOLS, ETC. ACT NOW WHILE THIS ONCE IN A LIFE TIME OFFER IS STILL AVAILABLE!

People hate on AI, but sometimes AI is just faster at things. Here we see how much faster AI is at enshitification! notes.zachmanson.com/copilot-edit...

Okay, just a wee clarification: Slopbot has no agency or capacity to do this on its own, so this should read "Gormless, artless, lazy little goon had a sook and lazily prompted the slopbot to automatically produce lowest possible effort drek and slosh it on a blog like a truck stop toilet"