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NEW: Submarine crew medevaced for erections lasting more than 4 hours www.duffelblog.com/submarine-cr...

Today is our 14th birthday. From making your dad lose his mind, to embarrassing members of Congress and the Presidential cabinet, we can't thank all of you enough for your inability to read past the headline. We'd be nothing without our readers. Here's to 14 more.

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NEW: Typo leads to epic furry parties all over Tehran www.duffelblog.com/typo-leads-t...

The campaign, tentatively titled Operation War Like Nobody’s Ever Seen, will reportedly combine a massive air assault, multi-division ground invasion, and an undefined end state described by officials as “winning eventually.” www.duffelblog.com/trump-promis...

NEW: Trump promises largest quagmire operation in US history www.duffelblog.com/trump-promis...

NEW: State-of-the-art drone grounded due to cyan ink cartridge www.duffelblog.com/state-of-the...

NEW: Pentagon reconsiders Harvard tuition assistance after learning Hegseth went there www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-rec...

NEW: Active military forced to watch ‘Melania’ documentary at SERE school www.duffelblog.com/active-milit...

This weekend, get ready to cross another country off the list! @duffelblog.com www.duffelblog.com/top-10-count...

NEW: Sergeant Major of the Army announces new ‘I hate soldiers’ initiative www.duffelblog.com/sergeant-maj...

NEW: VA benefits reduced to 9mm and bottle of bourbon www.duffelblog.com/va-benefits-...

NEW: Intel whistleblower accuses director of national intelligence of being Tulsi Gabbard www.duffelblog.com/intel-whistl...

NEW: Hegseth saves billions by using green screen, pretending to invade countries www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-save...

NEW: Comic Sans named official font of Department of War www.duffelblog.com/comic-sans-n...

NEW: Marine almost went finance but ‘would have punched a managing director’ www.duffelblog.com/marine-almos...

NEW: Navy admits it’s been making up enlisted ranks this whole time www.duffelblog.com/navy-admits-...

NEW: Opinion: My 'come and take them' tattoo was about my rights, not guns www.duffelblog.com/opinion-my-c...

NEW: Vet T-shirt company releases ‘Shall Be Infringed’ line www.duffelblog.com/vet-t-shirt-...

NEW: Chief’s ‘sea stories’ include at least 4 felonies www.duffelblog.com/chiefs-sea-s...

NEW: President Donald Trump on Wednesday used his recently-acquired Nobel Peace Prize to bludgeon the prime minister of Denmark to death, sources confirmed today. www.duffelblog.com/trump-beats-...

NEW: Fuck! You left your I.D. card in your computer www.duffelblog.com/fuck-you-lef...

NEW: Senior service college initiates new curriculum in strategic gaslighting www.duffelblog.com/senior-servi...

NEW: Report: Venezuela strike ordered after Maduro ‘failed weight standards’ www.duffelblog.com/venezuela-st...

NEW: Top 10 countries Trump will send you to attack rather than release the Epstein files www.duffelblog.com/top-10-count...

NEW: Nicolás Maduro to return in Avengers: Doomsday www.duffelblog.com/nicolas-madu...

NEW: Trump adds his own name to Vietnam Memorial www.duffelblog.com/trump-adds-h...

NEW: 5 reasons this war for oil will be better than the last war for oil, and the one before that www.duffelblog.com/5-reasons-th...

NEW: Trump offers Maduro pardon for three kilos of cocaine www.duffelblog.com/trump-offers...

NEW: Military websites undergo annual update to make them worse www.duffelblog.com/military-web...

NEW: Pentagon strikes 'narco-terrorist' sleigh, reindeer off Venezuela coast www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-str...

NEW: Hegseth blames fog of war after wrapping car around tree www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-blam...

NEW: Most powerful military in history mobilized to arrest guy washing dishes www.duffelblog.com/most-powerfu...

NEW: Defense Security Cooperation Agency replaced by Office of Cool Knives from the PX www.duffelblog.com/defense-secu...

NEW: Nation that doesn’t care about Russian war crimes also doesn’t care about American war crimes www.duffelblog.com/nation-that-...

NEW: Navy football unveils new uniforms honoring Lisa Frank dolphins

NEW: Hegseth says he supports contributions of ‘colored troops and broads’

NEW: Hegseth disappointed Sexual Assault Training only covers prevention www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-disa...

NEW: Duffel Blog presents: 10 other things Admiral Bradley is solely responsible for www.duffelblog.com/duffel-blog-...

NEW: Accountability! DoD IG fired over Hegseth Signal-gate report www.duffelblog.com/accountabili...

NEW: Third-class petty officer promoted to first-class douchebag www.duffelblog.com/third-class-...

NEW: Pentagon recalls Hegseth to active duty for violating most of the UCMJ www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-rec...

NEW: Hegseth demands female service members treat all orders as lawful www.duffelblog.com/hegseth-dema...

NEW: Study confirms best time to be in military was exactly 5 years before you joined www.duffelblog.com/study-confir...

NEW: Pentagon orders Guard troops to return pay after judge rules DC mission ‘unlawful' www.duffelblog.com/pentagon-ord...

NEW: Saudi crown prince gifts Trump solid gold bone saw www.duffelblog.com/saudi-crown-...

NEW: Guy who almost joined military now enjoying career as ICE agent www.duffelblog.com/guy-who-almo...

NEW: Trump blows cover on Venezuela op, crushes SEALs’ dreams of book deals www.duffelblog.com/trump-blows-...

NEW: Pentagon says US has ‘turned a corner’ in War on America