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A bite?

My energy has weakened over time too…

Yellow. No blue.

A White House spokesperson reportedly said "the pope doesn't know what he's talking about," a claim Vice President JD Vance has questioned.

'Researchers have found that the primitive humans who lived 2.75 million years ago at an archaeological site called Namorotukunan used stone tools continuously for 300,000 years.' 1/2

Eric Idle. See Google.

I know what I want on my headstone: "In this grave lies Gary Percival, an atheist who hopes God is merciful". Any thoughts as to what you want, Eric?

@vromansbookstore.bsky.social Thanks for the kind words you wrote about my diaries. And look they have been nominated for a Thurber Award!

Homo Semi Erectus

I’m hoping for a nude guitarist in Whitley Bay.

Oh bravo. Give her a big hug from Me..

My friend who wrote Porridge is interested in seeing what Kenneth wrote. Anyone got it? How do I find it?

Alas no.

No bigger than Lisa.

The way he walks is not Homo sapiens.

The Pressed fairy book is genius. I got a Venetian bookbinder to make him it in leather as a gift.

I think it was made by Jenny Kee.

Sadly they did win it, eventually.

Too silly? Damn I recorded it for the audio book too. Could you be a bit sooner?

I think Terry wrote the best kids books.

Stalinislavsky. The Georgian Dick Tator.

Wow it’s almost like he’s corrupt.

And it contains a Middleword by me. One of the finest Middlewords ever written. Apparently.

Stanislavsky?

Brian Cox uses method maths.

20 Scotsmen masquerading as an army.

Should have been Mona.

I had trouble with ANFSCD.

Good idea.

You will see that sweater is Australian. And I wish I had it too.

And my book.

Oddly Republicans are hominids. But they are also Homo sapiens, so not different. Though Trump is.

Always look on the bright side of life.

I think most hominids had that capacity. We tend to forget this is the first time in 50,000 years we have been the sole hominid on the planet.

@astrokatie.com is the one to ask about the possibly oscillating universe. It might have been Fred Hoyle who liked that idea, but then of course time runs backwards.

I wouldn’t know. I ignore it.

I loved seeing that. I had forgotten. Nice to make him Laugh.

It was Brian asked me to take it down. No need to feel bad. It was a UN thing.

And I get blamed for it. Like I’m the one who keeps the Stones up…

He was so funny. He even did the bit on the single we made.

I think Jeffery’s life was a work of friction… I actually like him a lot. And we are both cancer survivors.

I did do one episode but it was filmed and I wasn’t in the studio with them. Not a bad little song though eh?

None whatsoever.

We’re having a little screening tonight. I wonder if it holds up.

I liked the idea of one persons life but in the wrong order. But that’s because it was my idea….!

I think the question is would it be better.

Interesting.

Orson Welles loved it! Seriously.