Going out for roast duck is all fine and dandy until you get the bill.

Phil Knight co-founder and chairman emeritus of Nike just gave millions to Republicans. Let’s boycott Nike. Just do it.

Truth.

Pure, uncut Nazism.

On “The Necessary Conversation” podcast, Chad’s Trump supporter parents tell him the military should follow Trump’s illegal orders and kill everyone in LA if Trump commanded it — even with him and his sister in the city😳

The truth is out there for anyone willing to #Fact_Check. As in this seek and speak truth about President Biden and his administration. Usually from the right- wing propagandists like VP Vance spewing lies about Canadian life. VANCE.. Shut_thefuckup

Indigenous actress Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake

Every ten minutes. Let that sink in. Women are killed every ten minutes by intimate partners or family members. This is why we call out misogyny and patriarchal values. This is why the President shouldn’t get away with calling female reporters “pigs” Enough.

God rest her soul. So heartbreaking for her family. Trump should have never used National Guard members as political props. He has blood on his hands. mol.im/a/15333463

Twinkies and spam is not a nutritious meal.

My nickname for JD Vance is VLADIMIR FUTON and I would love your help in getting it to stick to him like the plastic slip covers on his Meemaw’s couch 😈 Example: #VladimirFuton wanted the full Epstein client list released & I wonder what’s changed?

You people are SO sensitive. Slightest little push and your little feelies get all tangled in knots.

If the state of Delaware prohibited companies incorporated there from spending on elections in any way, Citizens United would be dead in the water. Delaware incorporates more companies than any other state. It’s a blue state. Let’s get cracking on moving Delaware lawmakers on this!

I really don't know why there hasn't been a mass uprising by now. Are you waiting for the cattle cars to fill up?

open.substack.com/pub/angrypic... The last colony and exploding imperial myths.

What once was stubborn, free thinking, and independent. How LOW can you go. I am profoundly ASHAMED of a corporation I once called progressive, and much respected for their original (and controversial 😈😂) content. Fuck y’all for the COWARDS that you now are 🤬 open.substack.com/pub/erininth...

Sooner or later Americans are going to have to face the fact that this regime wouldn't think twice about orchestrating events such as today's to further their own agenda. You're dealing with mobsters.

Are we to believe that tRUmp gives a flying fig about the welfare of people he describes as 'suckers & losers'? Yeah, right.

Kinda like a boiled egg omelet.

How much did they offer you, Pete Skandalakis? Did you take the bribe? What was the Kompromat they had on you?

Funny getting all these new followers when hardly anyone sees anything I post.

He won't try to impose martial law on a national scale. He'll start by limiting it to a city or state.

The National Guard shooting is going to be used by the tRUmp regime to further attack Democrats for their recent video on illegal orders and to justify a possible declaring of a national emergency and the imposition of martial law. Don't be surprised if they organized this themselves.

So today is #StrangerThings day?

I will forever watch George Springer's 3-run homer that effectively eliminated the Seattle Mariners.

New word for a tRUmp republican? Since when is 'TRAITOR' a new word?

I propose someone start manufacturing aerosol sprays of your favorite cooking smells. Lamb, Turkey, Steak, Cabbage etc. They'd be great!

How hard can it be to make a decent 'Red Sonja' film? #Film

Me: Excuse me but I ordered the split pea soup. Waiter: And that's what you got. Me: But there are no peas in it. Whare are the peas? Waiter: They split. (I'm here until Thursday)

John Cleese said What have the BBC ever given us? , 1986

Skippy wanted your last Rolo in 1995

Previously on Bylines Scotland...

"My most vivid memories of my school life is Farage repeatedly coming up to me, knowing that I was Jewish, saying 'Hitler was right' and 'gas em' and that was frequently followed by imitating the sound of escaping gas." Peter Ettedgui, ex classmate of Reform UK Leader Nigel Farage.

Just as Hitler sprung Mussolini, tRUmp tried to spring Bolsonaro. Didn't work this time. Donnie has no Otto Skorzeny.

Cream of walnut soup.

What do you call a pit full of donkeys? An ass hole. (Cleaner version: A burrow of braying!)

After Trump's threat against Canada with a military takeover, that nation has moved at warp speed to replace the multi-billion dollar order of F-35s with us to the Swedish Gripen jet fighter. How many American F-35 workers about to lose their jobs voted for our orange motherf*cker? 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

Has anyone else noticed that more and more of maga seems to be adopting a posture that could best be described as simian? Is this the next stage in evolution?

Last night I watched 'A Few Good Men' for the very first time and apart from the poor editing, poor pacing, bad writing and over-acting it wasn't half bad. Come on ... you know it's true.

Not hearing much from the Large Hadron Collider these days. What's up?

Tom Hanks branded fishing rods called Cast Away

Are you telling me the vast majority of Americans can't buy perogies?

Gonna go buy some cigarettes and multi-vitamins because I'm not completely self-destructive.

Why has no one ever called out Pete Kegbreath for using an American flag as a handkerchief?

I really wish the cat wouldn't sit on my chest and stick its bum in my face.

So the swastika is back to being an unacceptable image. I guess we'll never get to see all of Pete Kegbreath's tattoos after all.

I love it when scum forms on the top of my coffee. It's like having a creme brulee!

Think I'll go and eat something delicious that'll shorten my life.

Random photo off the internet.

Wonderfully delicious breakfast this morning. You all would have loved it!