What do you call a pair of slimeballs?

Am I the only one who really wishes dogs could talk?

This false story, shared by Trump on Truth Social, originated on a satire Facebook page "America's Last Line of Defense", who states "Nothing on this page is real". Obama lives rent free in Trump’s head and will be the scapegoat to justify taking away healthcare for millions of Americans.

Thank you ☺️

Hope they taste as good as they look – I’ll know soon.

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My lavender is still blooming.

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Good morning, Patrick! Enjoy the rest of your weekend! 💙

Senile Satan is straight-up lying again. After away food and healthcare from millions - this is his go-to defense. Obama has never made any profits or royalties from the ACA, ever.

Good Morning Patrick Luv! 🤗💗🎼☕️🌷☀️🐾🇨🇦🍁

Not without some sort of weight loss drug🤔

Seems to me that is you can’t stay awake when literally the whole world is watching you probably have a hard time doing it when you are alone and supposedly working🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

In a nutshell. I wish I knew who to attribute this to. #USpoli

Good morning Bluesky Family💙💙💙

“Becoming Your Future Self” You don't "get there" by wishing. You become her by aligning with the habits, the energy, and the boundaries of the version of you who already has everything you desire. Happy SinDay gorgeous souls 🐌🤎🤎🤎

Trump appointed Judge Karen Immergut, just ruled that "Donald Trump violated federal law 10 USC section 12406, he violated the 10th Amendment to the Constitution by trying to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon and she permanently enjoined him, etc. youtube.com/watch?v=O9v5...

So the oldest person ever to become president keeps falling asleep in his office during public events and there’s no big public discussion on how this is a coverup or how republicans are lying to us about how this government is running?

My pleasure Patrick 😊💙

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Can you imagine the fury if Obama demanded this? (Of course he would never because he isn’t an egomaniacal little bitch but you get my drift.)

This is James Carville, a political consultant and author. He was lead strategist for Bill Clinton's campaign.

This was our tomato harvest this year. We live on an acre. For five years we've tried to grow food. It's exhausting: bugs, heat, too much rain, not enough, and on and on. Anyone who says we can all just grow our own food during a shortage or economic collapse is nuts. Anyway these were delicious.

Absolutely, positively. And for the Caribbean boat strikes, too.

Good morning Patrick! Enjoy your day 💜💙💜

Good Morning! Happy Sunday! 🍂❤️ It's snowing in Toronto ❄️❤️❄️ The current temp is -1, feels like -5C (31, feels like 23F). The high is 1C (33F). I'm off today 🥳 I hope you have a lovely day! ❤️❤️

Hello my lovely friends. 👋🏻☕️🌞 Happy Sunday! I hope you all have a beautiful day! 🤍

Newsom: "Think about the state of mind of the VP. How do you square the circle when you go to a prayer breakfast? Old testament, new testament. What's the fundamental thing that connects John to Matthew to Proverbs? It's this notion of hunger, feeding the poor. It's central to advancing God's will."

Democrats, last Tuesday:

Good morning to you, Patrick!!! Have a GREAT day💙

Good morning Blue Birds🐦 Happy Super Sunday🏈 & British Pudding Day🍮I've never had it, but would DEF try it National Chicken Sandwich Day🍗🍔Fried? Grilled? or Chicken Salad? My Fav A rainy day here today🌧️which I intend to just watch🏈all day. Wishing you all a GREAT one🩷

We haven’t seen this level of emotional surrender since the Twilight Saga.

Under Trump’s new healthcare plan, every American gets their own GoFundMe and a prayer emoji.

I really think what’s needed here is more gold.

The new decor at the White House looks like it was generated by AI in response to the request: "What would his house look like if the tackiest man in the world won the lottery?"

Lots of empty seats, broken promises, and screaming fans in red hats.

There hasn’t been this many people lining up around the country to get food assistance since the last time Trump was president.

Please join the #DefendersOfDemocracy in congratulating a resister sister & a dear friend! Phoenix 🔥 @fivetimessix.bsky.social has hit 70K followers. Congratulations Phee! We thank you for all you do to defend our democracies and we’re happy to celebrate with you!