What kind of beautiful magic is this? 🤩✨ (This is not AI) hummingbird world

The U.S. government just banned five people from entering the country because it doesn’t like their speech. This ban, according to the State Department, is necessary to protect free speech. If that sounds insane to you, congratulations on your reading comprehension.

Hey Jessi. Glad to see you. I didn't really think you'd be back. I'm glad I was wrong. I hope you're doing well!

Hope everyone had the perfect Christmas ❤️

Santa believes in magic but Indiana believes in roundhouse kicks.

Stephen, you scrotum faced, little troll, both Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra were children of immigrants. Dean Martin’s father immigrated from Italy and Dean spoke primarily Italian in his young years. Get back under your bridge and shut your racist face.

A year-end special from me: The 25 Worst Villains of the Trump Admin, in ranking order. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...

Christ almighty

Trump: “Now 1,000,000 more pages on Epstein are found. DOJ is being forced to spend all of its time on this Democrat inspired Hoax. When do they say NO MORE, & work on Election Fraud etc. The Dems are the ones who worked with Epstein, not the Republicans. Release all of their names, embarrass them”

This feels like the last scene before the commercial break.

Being on Earth under Trump is like a carnival ride where the operator just yelled “eh, close enough” and lit a cigarette and the safety announcement is just “relax, this has never happened before.”

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Bravo — Faith is their costume. Power is their goal 👇🏼

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open.substack.com/pub/ojaiohan... Nice 😊

True that

And to you, @markhamillofficial.bsky.social 🩵

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Whose boarder are they crossing into…. 🤨😏 Migrants found hiding in frigid woods after walking to Quebec from U.S. - Montreal Gazette

Nailed it. 😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

more confirmation that lurking clearly behind this idea of the “heritage american” is a straightforward contempt for the actual history and tradition of this country, such that vermeule has to hallucinate a framework to justify his desire to jettison the clear meaning of the 14th amendment

Another fact that is pushing Donald to a total and complete psychiatric breakdown. It will be BIGLY.

Would they desperately try to conceal the Epstein files because the information wasn’t true? Come on.

This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.

“Merry Christmas to all, including the many Sleazebags who loved Jeffrey Epstein”

Don't need to imagine, Sinatra had something to say about multicultural liberal democracies 🧵

I was just thinking the exact same thing

Phang: If that happened in January, how in the actual hell is Blanche now telling the American people that they suddenly discovered a million more documents? GTFOH. As far back as January, the entirety of the Epstein files were transferred to Main Justice at DOJ…

Nailed it!

Trump takes Americans’ money while cutting our healthcare, inflating his own ego, and branding the Kennedy Center with his name. Marble armrests on our dime, “unlike anything ever done or seen before”? Every dollar spent on this vanity project is a dollar ripped from ordinary Americans.

One does not have to wonder why Trump got back into the oval with @nytimes.com and @washingtonpost.com playing partisanship — and still they can’t let the public know what’s going on

Trump wants you to call him DADDY, I want you to call him BOZO — he’s got mug shots and I’ve got mugs. 👇🏼 🤡

Hey there Patrick. Hope you’re enjoying the holidays. ❤️🩵❤️

On behalf of everyone in The Resistance movement following the massive EPSTEIN coverup, I want to wish all my fellow Radical Left Scum the happiest of holidays!- ♥️, Mar🐫

Remember when we never even needed to think about this stuff?

This is about acknowledging achievement within a patriarchal system, not performing culture war buzzwords with the DEI nonsense Congrats to Lillian Bonsignore who Mamdani just appointed as FDNY commissioner

So true…

"omnidirectional incoherence" captures Trumpism perfectly

“Merry Christmas to all, including the many sleazebags who loved Jeffrey Epstein [and] attended his parties.” –Donald J. Trump

The period between Christmas and New Year’s is sponsored by sweatpants and denial.