Holiday reminders: - If someone has a new relationship, they’ll tell you. You don’t need to ask. - If someone is pregnant and they want to share that, they’ll tell you. You don’t need to ask. - If someone’s body has changed, they’re aware. You don’t need to point it out.

The offense again declined to play all four quarters of football and for once the defense didn’t bail them out and they didn’t get lucky (with an assist from the refs). The result was a loss. This is why this offense this way is not sustainable.

Low of 39 degrees overnight. Let me know who’s got extra hand and foot warmers.

I really hate them tonight.

I guess holding isn’t really holding when the Cowboys do it. That appears to be the rule tonight

If we lose this game I am sleeping outside the NovaCare complex tonight with a Fire Kevin Patullo billboard

There was a lot of talk this week about whether Jalen Hurts was a primary source of the Eagles’ problems on offense. A predictable handoff to Saquon every first down is not a Jalen Hurts problem.

I am losing my mind.

Maybe this is grumpy of me, but—why run a half-assed handoff to Saquon if we had no intention of attempting to score more points before the half? Why wouldn’t we just kneel it?

I’m still thinking about “quiet, piggy.” No president should be able to speak to a member of the press that way and remain president. That moment encapsulates how vile, misogynistic, and horrible that man is.

Update, I have read the first three paragraphs of the Ryan Lizza Substack and I’m now convinced this was the subtweet of that

Seriously, WHO does Simon and Schuster imagine will part with their hard-earned American dollars for a copy of that memoir? In this economy?!

It feels like the media is confusing our temporary social media interest in the RFK Jr./Olivia Nuzzi scandal (incredible, hilarious, one of my last best days on Twitter) with permanent interest in Olivia’s inner life (zero, non-existent, fine if she retreats to a cave and never re-emerges)

Not sure if this is about the Olivia Nuzzi memoir or the Olivia Nuzzi profile in light of her upcoming memoir, but based on the excerpts I’ve seen of both: yes

Could argue the misogyny Summers expressed both publicly while president of Harvard and in emails to Epstein says more about the culture at our most elite institutions than any of the frontpage freakouts over academia in the past few years but hey

Patullo needs to walk the plank. Get a decent play caller in charge with this defense that is drowning grown men in the toilet

Anemic offense, incredible defense, low-scoring game, questionable decision late in the 4th quarter in our own territory that put the outcome in some doubt, win over NFC North team. …did we just watch the same game two weeks in a row?

Teenagers are “too young” to make decisions on gender affirming care. They’re “too young to vote”. They’re too young to drink. But they’re not too young to be sex trafficked and raped by Epstein and all his rich pals? Be serious please.

Has anyone talked to an actual 15 year old lately? They are so, so, so young. This is just sick.

Not sure “He was raping teenagers, not raping children” lands with the qualifier impact Megyn Kelly intended.

The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

This is what I’m confused about. Everyone has been waiting with bated breath for evidence that Trump participated or knew - but this allegation has been out there for years. Like, don’t we know this already? (Friendly reminder that a woman’s testimony *is in itself* evidence)

Hey announcers: most of the Philadelphians who booed Santa are dead by now. Because it happened in 1968.

Now that my cortisol level has come down, I just wanna say:

I love my country Philadelphia

lose to the Eagles: are you fucking kidding me, we lost to the guy who finished 7th in a delco Novak Djokovic lookalike competition and ate two tennis balls to celebrate

One of our more boneheaded wins in a while

I am loving how many celebratory f-bombs the mics just picked up

My three-part plan to win this game: 1. Change spikes at halftime 2. Fire Patullo into sun 3. Throw to AJ Brown

Imagine getting your elite receivers involved in any way

I am back on my Kevin Patullo haterade until further notice.

Find you a man who loves you as much as Kevin Patullo loves a coward’s draw on 3rd and long

…didn’t love that one though.

I’ve been Kevin Patullo’s #1 hater but that was a well-called drive. Just have to protect the football.

yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.

Weird, I thought baseball was a dying sport nobody cared about anymore

THIS IS SO GOOD

Today is yet another good day to stop using Twitter entirely. (So is every other day.)

Marjorie Taylor Greene waking up one day and deciding to make sense sometimes is one of the funnier developments of 2025

NYT Ed Board to pitchers: "we’ve thought about it long and hard, and we think you should throw strikes"

Thanks, Captain Obvious

Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.

"I’m just a small-town political scientist, but it appears that The Actual Democrats did not Need To Do any of the Things or Learn any of the Obvious Lessons that Ezra Douthglesias said they Must Do & Learn."

There are still a lot of hard times ahead, but remember this moment and what it means: We can win.

If any sad rich New Yorkers would like to sell me your apartment at a massive loss please DM me

There are more of us than there are of them.

Politicians should probably get on Bluesky to get better in touch with the American electorate.

Once more, for old times’ sake