Get 'em while they're hot!

SAY IT AIN'T SO

"Who's strangling the cat?"

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Strange things are afoot at the National Mall. Bill Preston and Ted Logan are ditching the most non-triumphant Freedom 250 event. In a joint statement to anyone still planning to attend the totally bogus GOP political rally, they ask: "Dudes, are you sure you should be doing this? Trump is a dick."

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STUNNING UPDATE:

BREAKING NEWS from our nation's capital:

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Reportedly, Trump's Iran War surrender involves U.S. military retreat, including lifting our naval blockade, unfreezing BILLIONS in sanctioned Iranian funds, and allowing Iran to keep its enriched uranium. Total capitulation. The Strait of Hormuz will reopen only with Iran collecting tolls. Forever.

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Up, up and away!

Next on the taxpayer-funded parade of distractions from incompetence, corruption, larceny, bribery, racist gerrymandering, voter suppression, election rigging, inflation, sedition, destruction, mass felon pardons, evidence tampering, looting and endless cover-ups at our Trump-infested White House...

Yeah, it's a tough call... Did that mean rape victim hurt your widdle pinky, Donald?

YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK

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"Exploding oil" is right! Trunt never knows WTF he's talking about, but like the proverbial broken clock, every now and again he unintentionally blunders into the truth.

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BREAKING: Trunt announces that the recent rash of AntiFa assassination attempts on him reaffirms his need for a $20B, 30-foot-tall, armed robotic spider.

These days, hosting onsite devotionals with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir doesn't seem like such a bad idea, after all.

Morons.

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13 United States military service members have lost their lives in Trunt's illegal and wasteful Iran War, so far. Remembering them, and all who've given the full measure in selfless service to our imperfect nation, this Memorial Day and all days. NEVER FORGET

NEVER FORGET

Company K, 87th Mountain Infantry Battalion, at Fort Drum, New York, in 1943. The 87th was our U.S. Army's first mountain combat unit. If you please, give this old photograph a look. Over half of the 136 men pictured here, including our uncle, sacrificed their lives freeing the world from Nazis. 🇺🇸

MEMORIAL DAY 2026 Dishonoring the memory of all the "suckers and losers" who gave their all to protect and preserve our Union.

Republican House and Senate leaders have been playing stupid games like this since even before Moscow Mitch perfected the sport. They couldn't give the finest fraction of a fragmentary fuck about honoring the spirit of our U.S. Constitution or representing U.S. citizens, even their own constituents.

Meanwhile, in the United States of America...

"Elections have consequences."

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This Memorial Day weekend, let us pause to reflect on the valor and selfless sacrifice of so many who gave the full measure to serve our nation and protect our Constitution from all enemies, foreign and domestic. 🇺🇸

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Grift upon grift upon grift upon grift...

Pure political corruption.

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Might be a rumor, but I heard they're only marrying for the sake of their maladjusted lovechild, Skeletor.

NOTHING is going to get any better until the GOP majority gets drummed out, at very least from our House of Representatives. Only then can this madness even BEGIN to be grappled with.

My people! 🦋 Gas ain't getting any cheaper...