Governor JB Pritzker has demanded a $1,700 refund per family for the people of Illinois after Trump's tariffs were ruled unconstitutional. And he's submitted a bill to Trump. Governor Gavin Newsom has submitted a bill, also. Every state needs to submit similar invoices. #Refundsforall #FuckTrump

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Foreign affairs was never his strong suit, anyway.

Well, Halle-fucking-lujah! SC(R)OTUS slapped down ONE of Trunt's HUNDREDS of executive abuses ~ even if only as a narrowly-focussed codpiece to protect their own stock portfolios from bursting into flames.

Ambiguously? While we're at it, we know about Road.Fucking.Kill.'s predilection for exotic food... but when it boils right down to it, good ol' boy chicken is as "down home" as it gets in 'Murka, and Krock resembles nothing so much as a boiled chicken, with or without clothes. And where's Mehmet?

Republicans game the system by pandering to Big Money better, rigging elections via gerrymandering and voter suppression, inflaming hatred via disinformation, and perpetuating ~ indeed promoting ~ ignorance. Each cornerstone is crucial. Dislodge any one of these, and their clubhouse would collapse.

RELEASE THE TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES ALL THE 'SECRET' HIDDEN MATERIAL QUIT PROTECTING OLD PEDOPHILES

Don't threaten me with a good time.

A.I. diarrhea of what look like 1970s schoolgirls, currently making the rounds on X and its ilk, causing cretins of the subspecies MAGA Man to drool about wholesome white bread with no tatts, piercings or blue-dyed hair, and how it's okay to fuck 15-year-old girls. (🦋 Thank goodness for BlueSky. 🦋)

Fake photo. No way King Baby could balance on one foot.

Pammy Jo Bondi couldn't give FUCK ONE about children.

What's REALLY freaking her out is that she's in the mix herself. There is precisely ZERO chance that Bondi is not named in the Epstein Pedo Files. Her comeuppance is going to be EPIC. 🌞

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RELEASE THE FILES. Release ALL the files. The whole filthy truth. Spare no PEDOPHILE. TO HELL WITH THEM.

How's that working for you, MAGAts?

WOMP WOMP “A 15-foot gold-leaf statue of Donald Trump is currently stalled. The sculptor said they have not received full payment for the artwork. He is still owed over $90,000. Consequently, the statue remains uninstalled.“ Has ANYONE who's done business with this limpdick EVER been paid in full?

FUCK ICE

Righteous, to the point and polite, in that order. Spell it out. State it plainly. Uphold our values. Well said and well done.

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BREAKING NEWS:

There's a reason Trunt's cabinet meetings aren’t live televised. Fear not, though! While our de facto leader steeps in his own "executive time," his stalwart lieutenants are in total control, ensuring that the ethnic cleansing of the nation formerly known as the United States creeps ahead unabated.

Fellas, should I be alarmed that this vaguely arouses even me, who has always identified as hopelessly hetero? This is off-topic, I realize. Jussayin' 🤔

Lawless. We live in an era of lawless Republican brigandage.

Chya! I hear there’s a fungi room in the basement. Where his display could be dedicated to miniature mushrooms.

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GRATZ ON THE TRIFECTA!!! Kudos to all the runners-up!

ME ON MONDAY MORNINGS

HAMMER AWAY, RESISTERS

Whiteboy Jeezis sez:

"It ain't the fall what kills ya."

ICE has plans to expand exponentially, using its criminally inflated budget ~ a key grift of the Republicans' Big Bloated Bill ~ to lease a network of offices throughout the United States, in addition to its gulag archipelago of concentration camps. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations. ☑️

Once upon a time, objective newspapers written and edited by responsible journalists got read by folks eager for knowledge of ever-evolving realities. Then billionaires with ulterior motives bought them and fed poisonous swill to gullible suckers. And they all lived ignorantly ever after. THE END

America never was America to me, And yet I swear this oath— America will be! 🇺🇲 “Let America Be America Again” by Langston Hughes, 1938

NAME THAT BAND! The Hateful Fed The Trolling Crones ICE Girls Pissy Riot Limp Bitchfits Super Kunt The Defenders The Four Karens Shitshow The Plastiques The Traitettes Rosemary's Babies The Shills Daddy Issues Succubus Four Whores of the Apocalypse Puddle of Diarrhea Quiet Piggy Stephen Miller Band

Bondi’s appalling contempt for survivors makes crystal clear that her Justice Department isn't going to do shit. So now, brave survivors are naming names. The firewall is crumbling. The truth can't be contained much longer. After Bondi's dismissive arrogance, survivors are risking all to be heard.

Traitors and haters should feed alligators.

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Bet his $500 golden Trunt phone is somewhere out of sight, set on vibrate in a dark place. And doubtless, those tariff and DOGE checks are "in the mail"...

The TDS was all Pammy Jo. She acted like an abuse victim sticking up for her pedo pops to CPS cops. Her petulant meltdowns are only more proof that her reprehensible performance was to please an audience of one, who expects reprehensible performances. Bondi is to Trump as Ghislaine was to Epstein.