hate this shit man

transvestigation is a punishment that happens to cis women who say anything a transphobe doesn't like. they don't even have to actually think you're trans, because the accusation itself is meant to be the insult. it happens to me a lot

*tips fedora* an excellent surgical strike, sire, a million updoots and reddit gold for you!

worrying amount of people bandying the word "sectarian" around who have never been asked what school they went to in an accusatory manner

EXCL: Zack Polanski overheard speaking loudly on his phone on a train saying there's shit loads of new green party members. And the Greens are going to win elections right across England and Wales in May. Join.greenparty.org.uk

died 1994 born 2026 welcome back the day today

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

the people of manchester have spoken: britain demands trans rights and drug liberalisation

We shouldn't lose sight of the fact that the Green victory is also a victory for good taste

it's fine, kick the football, Charlie Brown

MATTHEW BADLOSS IS IT

RIP to a real one

I want to k*ll ex libris

The people of Gorton and Denton have voted overwhelmingly to give heroin to Sir Keir Starmer’s son, and I hope the prime minister will now do the decent thing.

I knew it sounded familiar.......

out, damned cringe, out, i say!

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

The only man in Britain having a good time

For clarity, and for those not grasping how obscenely overblown the scenario, or the extent of the misrepresentation. Counting only written complaints, the NHS in England alone received 256,777 in 2024-25. 4.5 complaints per 1000 people. Tavistock trans services received 0.06 per 1000 patients.

gen z Brian Wilson: wouldn't it be pog if I was goated

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

new BBC style guide update: "a drink made biologically from oats that identifies as milk"

are they doing a yacht playset with deletable logs and a stogie to light when you're feeling especially smug and hateful?

"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

at any other time than right before some elections they're going to get fucking rolled in, starmer would already be out. but noone wants to be in the job for like 3 months just to get fucked out of it again

In case you missed it, feminist hero Graham Linehan is now sharing posts calling for women to lose the right to vote in America, because it’s not just trans women that these bigots believe shouldn’t have any personal autonomy.

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

the most anti-LGBT+ government since Thatcher is also the government with the most links to paedophiles since Thatcher. what an odd coincidence that requires no further thought or inspection

the elder millenial poster's retirement home has achieved its final form

plaid-green coalition government incoming folks

yeah man starmer's turned out to be useless and we should replace him *realises reform people could be listening* BUT NOT WITH FARAGE

"yeah dude, im gonna have to clean up so much shitty AI code for the next year and a half" Says CEO before making website nonfunctional

i'm glad the adults are back in the room, it means that the kids can get back to- wait where are the kids

🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?

anas may as well say he wants us all to be raped, it's fine

"Good old JK!"

Harry Potter fan in 2026: yes the author is a Nazi with ties to Jeffrey Epstein but I don't see any of that when I buy my annual wand at the Wizarding World in Florida

yooooooo

This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.

wanna draw them again 🌸💗

move over hemingway

the people who were scolded relentlessly for celebrating this moment nine years ago have been completely vindicated. punching a nazi in the face now polls higher than any member of congress. (source: i made it up but it feels very true in my heart)