WHAT DID I KNOW

when I'm tasting my pasta to see if it's done yet I blow on it to cool it and I feel like I'm whimsically smoking a little Italian cigarette

forgot to fucking register for the hayley williams presale thing i'm going to become the joker but a woman

say it with me! you 👏 cant 👏 be 👏 a 👏 leftist 👏 if 👏 u 👏 have 👏 a 👏 dad 👏

Snuffbait dark academic glasses girl x feminized dommy mommy Pol Pot khmer rouge death squad captain

THE KIND VLADIMIR ILYCH WOULD HAVE SHOT EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM

had a dream I was at a hotel on mars which was like expensive but not entirely out of reach for working class people, like a trip to Disney or something, and shortly after arriving I saw another ship land and out of it came bill clinton in a wheelchair then I woke up

pronouncing progesterone in an Italian accent

family from Get Out showing off their zero point ethnoguessr scores

boy who's a girl who tries to look like a boy but is actually a girl who looks like a boy who looks like a girl and is a girl but she looks like a boy who looks like a girl who looks like a boy who looks like a girl that wants to look like a boy but is actually a girl and is a girl

boys who look like girls

girls who look like boys

had a dream i was at some exhibition of new irish inventions and one of them was like a combination tracksuit/sleeping bag that was legally being considered a house to boost the housing numbers

everybody go say thanks Brittney

when I stand up here I feel like I'm playing warcraft with transsexuals

was made fun of for holding a cigarette in a gay way earlier

they hit the fucking dl trade centre

bro... last night was a sobriety life sim..

American century of humiliation kink

HOW CAN WE EVER MAKE A LIVING OUR JOB IS TRYING NOT TO DIE

had a dream where everyone knew i was a dog and it was just an accepted fact of life

for sins in a past life I was cursed to live next to a motorway and therefore be unable to fully hear little noises like turning pages and taking stuff out of my canvas bag

had a dream I had inadvertently come into possession of Obama's ashes and was trying to put them back where I'd found them

"find a gamer who understands you"

oh, god is dead? and we killed him? that's so sad… we must be such bad little boys…

doing ageplay where i watch the office and call dogs puppers with a raging erection

strangers by car seat headrest

I'm approximately 2 minutes away from walking into a hairdressers with these pictures at any time ,,,I think it'd look cool

Assigned Male At Bastard

she give me that inch until I take a mile

do you think there r still guys with the last name Asperger kicking around. imagine going to school and your last name is asperger, i'd kill myself

The Large Gamete Producers

if you're transgender you've got to kiss zillennials, if you do nothing else, fine, but you've gotta kiss zillennials

unemployed punk band called Friends On Benefits

keeping my dick at half mast in honour of charlie kirk

trench foot fetish

Hollow Point USA lmfao

moment of silence for all the dolls who paid $5k for tracheal shaves cus i guess in utah theyre just givin em out for free

PTSD&D

getting all cozied up in bed with my 10 hours of distant parents fighting audio, lighting a scented candle that smells like Damp

i know when that onion ring that can only mean one thing

I would like to see myself from the outside like other people see me. I think then maybe I'd feel real. I feel transparent where others are solid, I don't know, I'll try and sleep and see if I feel better in the morning

Ulster-Scots Pilgrim

i'm sorry

public-private partnership sex

putting the Male in Omelas Child

I'm so eepy chat