going off my antidepressants and have felt significantly less urge to post, this is either a good thing or a bad thing

stage of insomnia where I'm lying in bed fucking vibrating thinking shit like "my friends are so nice :))"

the Oneion Ring to rule them all

masochist yoda 🤝 car seat headrest heavy boots on my throat I need

have felt congested as fuck the past few days, nothing else wrong with me, punishment from god?

red spot on my nose. rudolph stigmata

Christmas is over no more happiness ALEXA PLAY MODERN BASEBALL

always wanted to play a little tune on a woodwind instrument causing a snake to rise out of a jar, I expected as a child to encounter people doing this more often

merry christmas gang ly

Terry's chocolate orange order

boydyke is eating a sandwich in the most strange and off-putting way I've ever seen anyone do it

in the six counties absorbing the accent so as to perfect my various accent based bits

jacking off dehydrated as fuck I'm shooting straight parmesan

smoking that shit that makes you Catholic

I'M SMOKING THAT COMMUNION WAFER

I'M SMOKING THAT SHIT YOU GET AT THE PET SHOP

hi everyone say hi

been playing a lot of Minecraft and listening to a lot of car seat headrest lately spiritually early 2010s week

finishing reading lord of the rings for the first time fully weeping in my room at "I'm glad you're here with me, here at the end of all things, Sam"

the boobcentric valuation of HRT results must end. i see girls with incredible asses who have been led to believe by society that they have nothing

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

I love Pulp but at the end of the day I'm glad English people aren't real

Had a dream that extinct animals had been brought back to life but only in Italy, other nations hadn't caught on to the technology yet.

they should invent a version of opening up about how you're feeling to your friends that doesn't feel like this

west country new road

did you know you can just tell people you're a woman and act like a woman and be a woman but dress like a boy who looks like a girl and is a girl

how is a girl with no driver's license meant to keep on truckin. they'd pull me over

house heating system truly picking wonderful times to start developing issues

free the DSM Five

k.d langs' the divided self

I'm cozy in bed thinking about how much I love my friends what the fuck are You doing probably something very similar

got so stoned a bus was a strange and off-putting concept to me

JOI de vivre

time crisis actor

author of narnia counter strike lewis

bricky jervais

they should sell parmesan in quantities that are possible to use before it expires I'm morally opposed to bagged already grated parmesan but you can only get either that or rlly big sticks of it that go off in 3 days at the shops, fucked.

FFS is so good and worth it and you know that bc without fail 100% of the women who get it end up having insane mental breaks during the first couple weeks of recovery but then we all get past that point and go "god that was hell but this rules i love this" about what we're left with

apologetic german lotr tree creature, call that shit Ent Schuldigung

I was referring to the present in prophetic perfect tense, it was the only way that I could survive it

got sneered at and shoved for trying to move through a crowd towards a pit I forgot how bad arena show audiences are holy fuck but the music was nice and I found some friends to dance with :D

wallace and gromit's excellent adventure

look at my friend's dog

pakige...

its cool how the internet actually works like this xkcd comic from 2011 now

WHAT DID I KNOW

when I'm tasting my pasta to see if it's done yet I blow on it to cool it and I feel like I'm whimsically smoking a little Italian cigarette

forgot to fucking register for the hayley williams presale thing i'm going to become the joker but a woman

say it with me! you 👏 cant 👏 be 👏 a 👏 leftist 👏 if 👏 u 👏 have 👏 a 👏 dad 👏