do you think there's a lot of sexual tension between rally drivers and their navigators

70% of the things I'm scared of aren't real and 20% of them aren't worth being scared of. 10% is real shit tho

My dad has a security camera in his living room and he was using it to watch our dog sleep on the couch while we're out that's so cute

My pupils are dilated from eyedrops and my eye is bruised from a piercing so i look like I got punched in the face :(

aside from hollow knight silksong coming out and it only costing 20 dollars there hasn't been any good news in 5 years

It took me 4 years of saying I want to leave my job for that to manifest itself. I've been saying I want to get buff for about 3 so maybe that is close by also. unfortunately, I just have to wait and see what happens

does anyone have any contacts for personal trainers in dublin who look exactly like katy o'brian in love lies bleeding. will settle for kristian stewart

oh no i've hit the playing mobas stage of being unemployed

elon musk is the worst thing that ever happened to ketamine

*solemnly stares out window* Time makes cucks of us all.

if they made a an armpit vape I'd hit it

how is a girl with no driver's license meant to keep on truckin. they'd pull me over

"i would take a bullet for you" okay well how about eating a vegetable and doing moderate physical activity instead. would you do that for me

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

Pluribus literally has a scene where the American main character talks down to a group of non native english speakers in frustration that they're not as righteously individualistic as she is while STANDING IN FRONT OF AN AMERICAN FLAG and ppl on the subreddit are like yes go girl you're nailing it

The same delivery guy has delivered a package to me for each of the last three days and it feels like we're friends now

I have like three times the amount of clothes I would ideally have. where did this all even come from. so many shirts I don't particularly like from bands I don't particularly remember. none of you spark joy

10 horror movies to get to know me!! 🪚 Saw 💉 Saw II 🐷 Saw III 🧊 Saw IV ⚰️ Saw V ⚕️ Saw VI 🚗 Saw 3D 🪣 Jigsaw 🕯️ Spiral 🧠 Saw X

oooh the point of a PIP isn't to improve your performance. it's to make you want to shoot yourself. getting it now

Clout chasing is a lot like casual sex in that it's not that hard and lots of people are willing to help me do it but I just don't enjoy it enough to bother when I could be hanging out with my friends

does anyone have any tips. or tricks

I think 70% of my current problems could be resolved or at least significantly improved if I start making any kind of art at all

the benefit of being bad at rolling is that I get to make my housemate laugh in exchange for free rollies

I want to dye my hair one of those secret shrimp colours

Does anyone know where I can get a good reusable cursed amulet, I've just been flying through the disposables this month

Got sir'd with this fit lmao

I don't want to be overly optimistic but I think nothing bad is going to happen to me ever again

is there a single sane person in dublin

Watched love lies bleeding again. I gotta get buff, man, jesus christ.

Booked 2 weeks off work in August whats a good thing to do for someone who's new to relaxing

incredible weekend to be a beautiful transgender woman

One of the funniest news diagrams I've ever seen.

All time great mountain goats song, all time great genius annotation

Am I staying inside most days because I am finally allowing myself to slow down and take the fomo pressure off my life or am I just nurturing a growing sense of agoraphobia

the men's bathroom is a fair enough place to be misgendered I suppose

I've spent 130 hours playing Tears of the Kingdom this past month because working from home is basically fake

I would love to get big cunty acrylic nails but they feel like the one thing I can't have while boymoding at work like that's perhaps a touch too suspicious

things might seem messy right now but someday, maybe in 10 years, we'll all look back at this time and think oh my god that was horrible jesus christ we were right to be freaking out what the fuck!! Aaaaagh!!!

I got my eyebrows done and it made me look even more passively angry I am moving in the wrong direction

I've rewatched Star Wars episodes 1 through 8 and it's actually fucking crazy how good the last jedi is compared to the movies on either side of it. why did people hate it again it's the best one since empire and it's not even close

My face looks kind of intense and moody and it makes me look more confident than I am, I feel, how should I be presenting myself to make it clear to people immediately that I'm very confused and probably want a hug or perhaps a little treat

Allie in her twenties was an enemorously emotionally avoidant scared mess and Allie in her 30s is shaping up to be a big sappy overly sentimental romantic, I feel

Need to cultivate some more unique traits. Get the people talking. Like idk a funny hat could solve some of my problems. Or a murder charge maybe. Lots of options here

Legs hurt after going clubbing, I am the most 30 years old anyone's ever been. This didn't used to happen!!

Had a dream where my teeth were falling out last night. Classic. An old favourite. You simply cannot go wrong with the hits

Zoe and Clementine got me an owl. He's a baby. :)

Grizzled Sergeant: Remember kid, there's only one thing more dangerous than a desperate man. Rookie cop: What's that? Grizzled Sergeant: bomb.

Hadnt had therapy in a month and today's session felt like that first cigarette after an 8 hour flight