one of the things I like about plants is that cutting them all to ribbons and doing extreme surgery is your best bet and will pay off 5x compared to just playing it safe and hoping for the best

Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway. The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"

are Luas ticket inspectors included in ACAB?

Daily affirmation

i wear roundy glasses. i was standing outside a pub in the middle of the day & three drunk women came out dressed up to the nines. one of them fell flat on her arse. i awkwardly shuffled, indecisive about whether to intervene. her friend seeing this shouted "even harry potter wouldn't help you up!!"

as if 50+ houseplants in a tiny gaff wasn't enough I now also need space to store their bananawater

it's cuffing season and I'm on really good private health insurance so if anyone wants to get married real quick DM me

I have many bug-like qualities

activating like a sleeper agent whenever I hear the word "armpit"

born to cheat forced to consensual open relationships

I DROVE on the MOTORWAY

fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me, fool me thrice oh my god enough! why do you hate me! stop!!

posting ass in close friends stories will continue until morale improves

i am normal

my bitch daughter got pests

trying a new thing. its called not doing stuff that makes me feel bad

lending my tech money to my unemployed friends makes me feel like a Brazilian druglord paying for the favelas' kids medical treatment

TIL doctors have a chart for mental health crises 1. going thru it 2. crashing out 3. 'a biggie' 4. fr this time

maybe this is a cancellable opinion but there are too many genders on Feeld

what's a good thing to do instead of screaming in public

trying to figure out what to feed to the shrieking, fang-rimmed void at the bottom of my soul

I am EXCITED for the FUTURE

I need to get into auctions. I need a cuckoo clock, a handwoven leather whip, and a see-through cassette tape player

my bsky handle means disgraced woman which is what my grandmother would call me if she was still alive

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

the next deranged hot woman I try to save is myself!!!

the word order in this post torments me

I can't wait for the apocalypse. I'll go live in the sewers. Maybe have a hammock

it's looking like I will make it to the end of 2025 with all of my limbs which was not a given considered the general trend tbh

glowing ball of light in my chest after Hanging Out With Friends

no!!!! NO!!!!!!!

the day that society at large understands that testosterone and estrogen are necessary hormones in your body regardless of your sex, and that hormone supplementation is a health question rather than a loaded emotional question, will be one of the greatest days in human history.

bout to be employed again book me for daytime hangs

every day there's Something

No solution to the problems of our times that relies on individual moral choice is a solution. Bike Lanes, Recycling, Thrifting, Boycotting, Masking, Personally standing up against discrimination…all of these do very little while increasingly encouraging a morality of puritanical self flagellation

beautiful woman with undiagnosed CPTSD seeks same for tempestuous six-month relationship

my words of advice to younger women: you *can* fix her. try harder

2023 was my hottest year. I was animated by spite. and revenge

beef gelatine does not belong in jelly babies. animal products in general shouldn't be in sweets. it's disrespectful to the animal

nearly a decade in this country and I've finally managed to make basil survive past September

grateful to have experienced early 2000s internet

nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007

I wish there was a way of committing time theft while unemployed. I miss it

(flirting) so what's wrong with you

"A mirror can make a room look bigger.." yeah, if you're a total dumbass

In every single article about the AI bubble I am the sickos at the window