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this hookup could've been a sexual tension

the one thing you must do in life is becoming an expert at navigating your own neuroses

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Every time I go for a skate I have to psyche myself up like "I can just do one lap and go home and it'll be good enough". Next thing I know I've been skating for one hour

went to the useless lesbian factory and they all uhm haha yeah i guess

Sorry girld. The Soviet Era Black Canvas Tank Helmet with leather buckle strap closure stays ON during sex

i'd make an incredible divorceé

I want one of these for my bday btw

*cocks gun* say 'problematic' one more time

3mo healed!

ré-reskeeting this cause Aoibhín fixed the alt text

none of that mommy stuff here. call me chef

I was surprised to learn that listening to your body doesn't just mean "eat when you're hungry and rest when you're tired" but also "trust your intuition when it comes to other people"

good girl @tearyennui.bsky.social! ✨

at the end of the day I really only got a license to drive beautiful women wherever they want

I'm joining the war on small talk on the side of small talk

the year of ease & comfort

begrudgingly showering because I'm the perfect amount of sweaty to hang out with lesbians but definitely too sweaty to be out in public

I love being an insane dyke in her 30s

physio told me to stop crossing my legs. impossible. need someone to come sit on my lap while I work

they should make a consumable that is as excellent for pondering as The Cigarette

my favorite thing about remote work is that it allows you to make a living while staying absolutely batshit insane

they don't make 'em like me anymore. production defect. had to recall the entire line.

God. I can drive now. That's so hot

it's tits out february

oh what buddy? the same horrible thing keeps on happening to you over and over again? damn. that sucks bro. unfortunately it's all luck of the draw and there's nothing you can do about it

shout out good girls

my new duvet is soooooo heavy. I need help. can someone come tuck me in

it's wild garlic season soon. and after that it's gonna be cherry blossom season. it's looking up pals

this jar used to hold capers now it's a long terrarium

our best scientists are working round the clock on creating a lesbian that doesn't feel like a predator and a creep for reciprocating sexual interest

wish me luck as I try to care for this finicky plant native to southeast Asia who, like many of you friends, is extremely pretty and not particularly attached to the idea of staying alive

it is BPD awareness month (I am very aware of BPD)

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

someone figured out exactly how tall the local fascist is by process of elimination

you have noooo idea how tiring it is to carry this thing around

im a party animal but like, a small one. a budgie

repotted terrarium baby in a bigger terrarium and I added my sad monstera esqueleto stump as a last ditch effort to get a single sign of life from a plant that has only caused me pain

you're in her dm's. i'm also in her dm's. god she's so hot

everyone knows I shower with a t-shirt on because I'm scared of naked women

if I lost a few fingers, COP ON would be a sick knuckle tat

it's sinful tuesday. reskeet if you're beset by nefarious thoughts

<------ forehead kiss pls

rocking intensifies

every time someone asks me what are dublins best queer venues i tell them street 66 and my living room

she mc on my dowells until another load bearing cultural space is evicted

Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.