The lead in the protein powder news is huge for me because I always knew protein powder was a servant of satan

if I look sad it's because I am sad!!

Every time I let my estrogen dip below baseline I lose hours every day to the curse of "thinking about butches"

🌖 a a a a a a h o o o o o🐺🌲

once again a transphobic boyfriend is getting in the way of me fucking his girlfriend. damn it all to hell!

This is really good

yeah i'm always handling snakes and speaking in tongues dude. god gave me those powers. miraculous healing too. i'm not grateful tho. i think god's a bitch and i'll never go to church. if he wants my respect he can ask for it like a man

it is very hard! emotionally! to be in this city! still!

I sinned in a past life, so God made me a lesbian, but I was also virtuous, so he made me bi, but I also did some weird shit that wasn't really a sin but he didn't like it much, so he made me trans.

our dog is part corgi part German Sheppard and whenever people hear this fact they say "oh imagine those two dogs making him" and like, yeah imagine true love in a doomed world, I don't know what we're all so afraid of.

Immovable Object seeks Unstoppable Force for Paradox Inducing D/s hookup

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

less sick woman living more sick woman's life seeks a way out

coming home after a month away

"You make the best of it all and hope you can help make it a little better for the gurl after you." - Miss Major, 2023 💔

My best friend and favourite musician are both cis women from north-east Ontario, a place I have visited and would set entirely on fire if I could.

Maybe I should move to New York

I'm extremely gorgeous and frankly very easy which is why it's so strange. It's all so strange

the master asked the student, "what kind of bread is nicest?" the student meditates for a month, and returns: "the nicest bread is wheat itself, for it is the source of all breads" the master shakes head and smiles, "no. its tiger bread. thjats the nicest one" . they laff into the sky . its lunch

when a transsexual woman identifies as butch half the time i'm like ok daddy 😍 and half the time i'm like You Are A Woman Wearing A Shirt

I'm gonna write a novel about a woman who destroys her entire life because her metamour is someone she babysat 10 years ago and everyone keeps telling her it's not a big deal. They're gonna kill me for it.

jet lag is a kind of american bastard

private ends

I've been trying to imagine a woman who I would be ok with calling me her wife and I've just reinvented men from first principles

The way trans lesbians refer to their girlfriends as their wives... it leaves me cold. It leaves me cold.

i think working on something that kinda sucks is good for you

Hot cakes sell very well... but people aren't buying my handmade creams and ointments, despite them being piping hot. So it's not the hot that makes stuff sell.

If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.

It could all be so simple

doe

Cyberpunk 2077 would have been a lot better if it had played more like Sly 2: Band of Thieves

I met my best friend on Twitter and now every two years when I can afford it I fly to the worst country in the world (Canada) and drink terrible coffee with her

I think it's time to have purple hair again

My hometown? *mixing up my birth and my death again* Oh, I'm from all over.

in Copenhagen Airport resolving to live a saintly life

once again gagebeasley_shop is advertising me a plushy I want badly and am trying very hard not to buy

Sir Chloe is so beautiful dude I'd follow her/them into battle for a wretched cause

I'm sooo tired man

Clout chasing is a lot like casual sex in that it's not that hard and lots of people are willing to help me do it but I just don't enjoy it enough to bother when I could be hanging out with my friends

ok it's time to get to the crux of this campaign @catherinegalway.bsky.social will you commit to using the office of president to push to put the animals back on the coins?

People out here sucking Satan's cock and justifying it by saying their mouth is a decentralized network

There's a guy on Twitter who's psychotically fixated on the the Chinese researchers working on LK99 type materials. Like he needs help it's all he posts about but also I totally get why he's like that and he translates all their zhihu posts so I keep liking his tweets

Is í Canada cad ab fhéidir Éire a bheith dá mbeadh bua ag na Sasanaigh. Agus bhí siad i ngar!!

The more you travel the more you realise that people and places everywhere are fundamentally the same. Except Canada which is a kind of pleasant hell full of nice demons

I was in New York for three weeks and I didn't want to leave. I've been in Toronto for two days and I want to fucking kill myself

leatherdykes are the smol bean of the 2020s unfortunately

everyone having to get psychotoxic damage from scrolling just for intermittent social connection is so evil lol. its like if the only place to hang out was a huge poisonous bog

He's wrong... but like he's wrong in the way Aristotle or Pliny the Elder were. like yes kinda????? life is kind of an anti entropic machine??

I want to go home :'(