kicked out of the dragon quest shop for asking if they carry "honk if you're horii" bumper stickers

Americans think British people are wimps for complaining about the heat. But what you don't realise is that most British houses were actually built in Britain, a cursed island that hates us.

They stole the internet’s knowledge and all the work that went into it and they want to sell it back to us for a fee. What a business model.

“Please have 2+ years of experience with an engine we announced on Friday” really sums up the state of the games industry.

Farthole Massage Parlor

Just had to visit three bare supermarkets before I found a cucumber but I'm glad the government are focused on policing where folk piss

There was some speculation on the Retronauts Discord that TwinBee: Rainbow Bell Adventures never came to the U.S. because Konami couldn't figure out how to market it in the screamoid era of ’90s game ads, so I took it upon myself to lead the way

WARM

It’s really frightening.

A Snake Sculpture 6th-11th Century AD, from U Thong Thailand.

🩵❤️💚 25 years of Digimon Tamers! #Digimon #デジモン #デジモンテイマーズ

Share a panel that always makes you laugh (it's two panels but I had to do it). HELLIONS issue 12 by Zeb Wells, Stephen Segovia, David Curiel, and Ariana Maher 🥚

姐さん

A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”

I'm one of those audiophiles who go on about speaker settings and placement, cables and DACs to play all my vinyl and high bitrate music, and force people listen to 'my incredible setup'. Turns out I've had my left/right speakers the wrong way round. For 7 years.

When my wife was giving birth I asked the mid wife how many babies she had to deliver before she became a "full wife". She looked at me like "you poor thing" Looked at my wife with even more sorrow for having to put up with me

me [arriving at your barbeque]: aww mate is that a genuine cunto??

youtube.com/shorts/TTbJP... Love everything about this

Get in, everybody. This is the next game we're all going to be weird about on bluesky for a while.

not sure why “rawdogging” is now a word we use for common experiences like riding the bus or whatever, i do pretty much all that stuff without a condom on anyway

humanity's enduring desire to make Little Guys is truly wonderful This is a clay pig. It has an angry little face with furrowed brows, pointing down and a huge curved back that leads seamlessly into the top of the head (no neck) like it's rearing up to charge. A very round piggy.

just woke up. had an insane dream that sony spent like 4 billion on bungie only to shut down destiny 2 and lay almost everyone off in under 4 years. imagine if any of that actually happened that would be crazy

This needs too be normalized at conventions.

bringing this one back because they just keep doing it

I’ve done something terrible

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

8th Anniversary of Curse of the Moon

Guys don't play a game called katamari damacy, it normalizes rolling everything around you into a giant ball

I remembered that all-timer from @michaelspicer.bsky.social again

Titanic makes mostly successful Atlantic crossing

A little chimp ponders.

新世紀チキンサラダ

Self-affirming badge.

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This is why billionaires should not exist. It's not just about their bank accounts getting bigger. It's that they don't have to care about people anymore. Almost no one can push back in a way that will hurt them. They've bought the right to not participate in society anymore. (Read the full 🧵👇.)

one interesting thing so far about loudly hating AI is the way AI lovers are like "wow so you're just totally closed off to hearing another perspective??" as if their perspective hasn't been relentlessly pushed down our throats with no space to push back (particularly in professional settings)

Never give up on your dreams

クエスパトラ #ちびかわポケ

🤍 #FE3H

Same energy

We should make it illegal for MPs to use public toilets and changing rooms, and if you see someone you think might be an MP using one you can confront them, and they have to carry their Westminster pass and show it to you, and then you can kick them out. But, like, in a respectful supportive way.

*looks around* Hmmm