Being taken to see a band described as "Latin-reggae-fusion-metal" this evening by Ana, which sounds very much like Mexican-ska to me.

Way to kill your entire fucking brand, wow

jellyfish under pressure to grow spine

Paul Doyle attempting to murder dozens of people with his car, a man with a history of talking about running people over with his car for fun - not terrorism. Priests, Quakers, Nuns, Rabbis supporting and even saying the words "Palestine action" - Terrorism. Labour's Britain.

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

Quite getting into yerba mate lately, not a fan of green or herbal teas normally.

Perhaps consider that this is an extremely troubling trend that has been going on for years, with the BBC's position only getting worse since:

What are the chances Brian Cox, married to one of the prime initiators of the British anti-trans movement, has very little to say on his co-presenter being forced out of his job for his pro-trans rights views?

"Don't be ridiculous, the BBC would never force out staff who hold pro trans rights views!" My friends, this was 2021

This is England.

Say what you will, but it's far cheaper than having children.

Seeing a drop off in alt text usage recently gang, please remember to pop it on so your banger posts are accessible 🫡

Dreamt we had a pet crocodile and Caitlin let it loose, and it ate two people up the street. Told Ana and she just looked at me and said "NO".

This is who Labour supporters are, he's deleted his personal details from his account now, sadly for his employers.

Typical Labour supporting, neo-nazi on display.

You let enough Libs in, and sooner or later you arrive here.

Del Boy and Rodney, 2025 edition.

The thing I still can't forgive Corbyn for is the generational harm he caused by enabling The Horus Heresy.

Judge Kerr said he accepted that this was not a terrorist case but that the pipe bombs had been left to "cause fear and distress and in order to achieve a sectarian aim of stopping the GAA using public pitches". Pipe bombs not terrorism, holding signs in support of Palestine Action however, is.

The thing I still can't forgive Corbyn for is the generational harm he caused by enabling The Rise of Skywalker.

It is truly impressive that despite the US having armed paramilitaries everywhere, that the UK appears to be farther ahead on the road to fascism.

A large number of people have spent the last few days screaming at me about how alt text is too hard, that they don't need to do it, how it's unnecessary and rude to expect, and I'm noticing some patterns and similarities in their lacking-alt-text-art, but elaborating further would be.... unkind.

Ana has a habit of singing entirely the wrong words to a song, thinking about this leaves me with a earworm, virtually every day. Here's todays.....

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

Maybe if you were transphobic on Twitter and you are trying to be less so on this platform, you should avoid posting absolute nonsense takes that draw the attention of people who remember your Twitter posts, follows, and likes 💋

A Starmer defender with the same views as Farage?, well I never.

Joey Barton forgot both the cardinal rules A: Get the Prime Minister onside, to publicly interfere, and get you off. and B: Never go after a "sensible" person,

The funniest thing about the acronym FBPE is that it doesn't even fit, "Muted by a very british bigotry"

Makes no sense.

Saka booked for winning the ball, his treatment this year absolutely reeks of something.

Villa took a break from playing Rugby to score a goal.

Curious how the self proclaimed "centrists" and Lib Dems, in the mentions here, attack Corbyn more than Farage.

Between Scotland being at the World Cup and me now living in Football Central, this is going to be harder to ignore than the last two. But given this World Cup is essentially Trump ego-fluffing, it feels akin to the 1936 Olympics, and it's going to be hard not to judge players and people watching.

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful. I love you all today as well♡

I’m assembling a team

"I realise that I was quoted, which is unfortunate, so look, I am going to pretend I didn't mean what I said, wink wink"

When the wheels inevitably come off Reform, the entire media corps are likely to fall in behind the Lib Dems, as the last bastion against the communism of the Greens.

On Dec. 4, 1969, Chicago Black Panthers Fred Hampton and Mark Clark were assassinated by Chicago Police and the FBI

I don’t suppose anyone in or able to get to Brent Cross area wants to spend a day this month helping me move a couple metric tonnes of potted plants out of my mother in laws garden? I can offer payment in form of any of the plants or planters that you wish to keep. Too heavy for one person to move

Some very special news today for little Stormzy. Look at him just after getting the news. Bouncing!!!

Funny how these extremist CEO's constantly have the same opinions as Tony Blair. Hell of a coincidence..........

The UK Labour Party, everyone

Which one of you lot was up A&E, after using one of these sounding? 👀

I have breastfed for a combined nearly three years and counting formula saves lives! children should be fed! we should make it as easy as possible for people to feed their children and yes that means making it cheaper too!

We were watching the football, but Caitlin chased the cat into the christmas tree, which was already occupied by one cat, the tree briefly met the television set, and now we are no longer watching the TV. On the bright side there were no injuries, this side of the screen anyway.

Unlike the debunked “millionaire exodus”, Britain’s young workers really are leaving in droves— 174,000+ since March 2024. The motor of our economy walking away is a crisis that really should worry us. 🧵So, why are they leaving and how can we stop it? 1/9

It is essential to remember that Sensible centrists got everything they wanted in the UK. The left smashed, their Competent Sensible politicians won by a landslide last year and have a huge majority and the policies they dreamed of implemented. And the result is endless horror.

Yes, the Girl Guides or WI ceasing means a reduction of support and services for women. But they’ve just reduced their support and services for women. You cannot support women if you’re only supporting some of them. You cannot turn your back on the women the government have chosen to ostracise.