Me - "bad night?" Ana -

Woken up by daughter telling my wife off, in toddlerish, not to kill a spider.

You might think that the Libs would wonder why so many of their allies against Corbyn were now working for Trump, the tories and reform. and yet, we're days away from them allying themselves again, to attack Polanski...

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, HP, LOTR, Marvel Repo Man, before anyone asks, go watch it.

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"what is it to be British?" Wanting to see Starmer and Farage hanging from traitors gate.

"How dare a Jewish man, have an opinion on antisemitism, don't forget, we're the real victims of antisemitism!."

If you thought bathing a toddler was hard work, imagine said toddler summoning the dog, who joins her in the bath.

The way these Labour stans are talking to minorities, is far, far worse than anything I ever saw from Boris fans.

Your occasional reminder that when he became leader, Kier Starmer purged more Jewish Labourites than any of his predecessors

Liberals are extremely vindictive and aggressive against those they see as enemies. Which makes it all the more interesting they're so opposed to punching Nazis.

I am absolutely shite at recognising when someone is flirting with me. Like, comically bad at it. My mates would mock me about it. But something happened today that made me so happy. 1/?

Ana is now on maternity leave, she is currently dividing her time between playing Resident Evil and Hello Kitty.

Palantir are now Russian, is the latest sensible attack line, from people who spend their lives defending paedophiles.

So the 'white liberal' that Shabana Mahmood told to 'fuck right off' was a Malaysian-British immigrant. Antifascist activism is not some elite pastime, it's the marginalised fighting for their lives. Still predicting Mahmood will be the first to jump ship to Reform!

Lmao at the ad placement!!!

labour's anti corruption minister tulip siddiq was just convicted of corruption in bangladesh. labour denounced the trial as bogus and unfair due to having no jury in the same week labour voted to get rid of jury trials in britain home of the comedy ouroboros

#GTRadio Not AI related Slop

It's so transparent how Labour are trying to use Olly Robbins as the sacrificial scapegoat over the Mandelson scandal, even though the UK Gov website said Mandelson was appointed before Robbins was placed into the role lol

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Breaking: Off Licences in the surrounding area have been told to refuse the custom of the current Prime Minister. One stunned cashier told us: "A police officer threatened us with deportation if we sold Babycham to Keir Starmer, the last thing we need is to be sent back to Merthyr".

Is The Rakefinder General, still PM?.

lol, sounds like the entire cabinet is trying to get him to quit

Interesting marketing email from Sega..... @twopointstudios.bsky.social @sega-west.bsky.social Two Point Keir Starmer, coming soon.........

The fish rots from the head, Mr Starmer

Wow, Trump and the Civil service ganging up on SKS

"You all think I'm a petty-minded bureaucratic nincompoop who delights in enforcing political regulations because he gets some kind of perverse pleasure out of it." was this Keir Starmer, or Arnold Rimmer?

One shocked Camden resident said this "You do not expect the Prime Minister to drive on the pavement swigging Babycham and yelling 'I'm your fucking daddy', at a Deliveroo driver"

Look, you all need to accept that the dog ate the Prime Minister's vetting process, not his dog as he doesn't have one obviously, one that goes to a different school.

British liberals 2015 to 2020: "I don't care how bad the tories are, if Corbyn isn't perfect no one should vote for him." British liberals 2020 to present: "I don't care how imperfect Starmer is, the Tories are worse so everyone must support him."

My 5'11 inch wife is complaining about looking like a Hobbit. 🤷‍♂️

Labour Party April 2020 until April 2026

From the minds who brought you: The Forensic Competent Man. Trans Panic!. White Anglo Saxon Journalists (are the real victims of antisemitism). The Beige Bloke is the Real Feminist. Comes "The Greens Are Not Green"

Man, sure is a coinky-dink that Starmer's fan club of 'journalists' found an attack line on the Greens as more Mandelson stuff is dropping.

If I've unfollowed you, it's because you follow John Elledge, and quite frankly you need help.

Arsenal unveil secret weapon in title race - massive shorts that evoke the era of Eddie Hapgood and Cliff Bastin. Arteta: "The bloomer shorts - they create freedom, airflow, unpredictability. When the players feel different, they think different, they move different."

Personally I hope they keep Starmer as leader, until the end of the Labour Party.

Prime Minister In Absentia

in the same way that 2016 twitter was somehow pervasively wrestling no matter what else it was about, 2026 bluesky is somehow pervasively warhammer

My political program is: Less Moldy, More Peaches.

Well this caught the attention of Caitlin, who is grinning from ear to ear.

Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow

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