I am so ill lol I am just *vibrating* might go for a walk to try calm

the kiethmoot right now

i think now ozzy is dead we shouldn't have to suffer his cunt family anymore

was gonna shave my head then remembered it's nearly winter and I need the free warmth 😭

continually confronted by the ridiculousness of audhd memory as I've got a minute detail of a conversation twenty years ago rattling around in my brain as I check to see if I ate this morning by seeing how wet the cereal bowl is

main reason any bbc biases discourse is face smashing desk terrible is cos both britbrained racists and the hapless hignfy eejits conflate its news/pol/current affairs output with its entertainment and culture even tho latter is often outsourced and former is the rw problem we're trying to highlight

thing about sweeney is she's not just a white supremacist she's also proper shite at her job

lmaooo even the cobwebs are green now

gonna watch this yt video where two actors are hooked up to a lie detector and wondering if either of them are going to mention it's complete hokum [american video so doubtful]

few years ago my dickhead neighbour flipped out at me cos i wouldn't wear his fucking white poppy either i do not want to partake in the farce in any way at all thank you lol there should be some accepted irish exemption but alas

got my flu jab gp surgery refused to give me a covid jab even tho covid literally made me disabled pretty cool?? say if hospital drs are saying I should have it I have to go ask the hospital for one??

Haya is still surviving under extremely difficult circumstances Yiur solidarity matters chuffed.org/project/1139...

I also really like my video on Faust and hope you watch it if you are also into books:

got an unlucky dip on the lottery (desperation)

ain't no party like a having a meltdown cos I got a universal credit notification party

new sickos halloween costume just dropped

my hate for november only grows stronger with every year

average british pol commentator brain

my knees going when i realise it's been 14 years since skyrim came out

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here's a finger I made last halloween

boybands but they're all rats so far best I got is take rat

what if I won one of those ridiculous house competitions as a little treat

bereaved british dickheads try not to use your loved ones death to further your shite politics challenge (impossible)

my rat is an indoor rat

big british bean off

i don't ask for much but a little hunterxhunter returning announcement could fix me

gonna need a global recall on the word tankie until we can sort this out

[british journalist trying to explain his nazi tattoo] my tattooist got hacked

feel so scared for this guy every time they bimble about in broad daylight

chucking off my dressing gown just before I answer the door so they judge me less

can tell when a house is up for sale on my street as there's landlordmobiles for days parked everywhere

mmm pip got refused again and I think I missed the appeal deadline welp

bluesky is an app where distressingly well-read queer people will take turns kicking ill-informed new york times reporters (laudatory)

October, USA: Ooh time for candy apples and spoopy films and sexy costumes and carving funny pumpkins 🎃 October, Ireland: It is IMPERATIVE that you eat the LAST of the BLACKBERRIES before the PÚCA takes a SHITE on them

not even fast to block dickheads on here anymore but I am always blocking people who like said dickhead posts

welp plumber is 3 hours late I'm making a blunt

I reckon tim farron would be the easiest mp to lure into some loony tunes trap

we should build a wicker man every month and regularly sacrifice a british columnist until things start to improve

wild how these chud labour guys always look like that

jokes on them I haven't done any work for about 2 years at this point

finally the good takes

some kings

condescending yanks trying to give you a history lesson christ you don't know anything

wonder how virulently antisemtic this mandatory antisemtism training is gonna be

if it's reversed I hope to see israeli football fans continue their canal tour in birmingham canals