days like today are particularly bad when there's no wind these old houses have a massive problem shifting air so few years ago got a big industrial sized fan to blow through the house and my old shitty lil fan near window at the top, basically I cool my damp victorian terrace like a big desktop pc

coming across more covid conspiracists face to face than I would like tbh

got big sad so came to see pub dogs and the pub dogs did not disappoint

wish i didn't live in britain can't have a week without some new cruel horrible anxiety spiking bullshit

going for a piss is a luxury if you think about it - me for the guardian

another win for the world's most sensible way to boil water

my tech idea you can have is a qr code or whatever nestled in a wearable design i preferably don't hate that 'smart glasses' will use and it bricks them and or traps their genai agent in a maze that it invites other agents to

words like testicles and spectacles get pronounced like greek philosophers and greek philosophers get pronounced like bill and ted

The situation in Gaza is appalling. Please continue to help this family however you can.

feel like we need some kinda intervention into people naming their kids after oliver cromwell what level of britbrain does this

tried to trade a special edition into cex and it was too special for them 🥲

kenslayer, the uslurper mcshitter

You can help the Jamil family survive Israel's genocide, which has left them starving, sick, & homeless, right now by sharing & donating. The father needs urgent surgery for a shrapnel injury, the mother has a heart valve condition. They have 5 children they're struggling to feed:

We are hungry, sick, and exhausted. My mother can only see with one eye and urgently needs treatment. We still need £80 to help save her sight and support our family in Khan Younis. £20 won’t make you poor, but it could save my mother’s life. Please help. chuffed.org/project/help...

he can draft a minute he can beat a corpse in an election

we're gonna see so many leadership contest haircuts

big cruise gulag staffed by droids for the people who laugh at migrants drowning in the channel drop the anchor in the middle of drake's passage, no life jackets cos of austerity which they love. every time someone flies overboard a little robot beeps the tune of sweet caroline -their favourite song

old lady knitting in the waiting room just now said knitting is the new smoking

let me guess this website tells you to vote labour and liberal democrat lmao

just nodded towards a passing wood pigeon and said there's ya best mate to another wood pigeon got his ass

is the official line still denying the existence of the labour attack van despite labour's entire anti green propaganda being identical prose

british journos upon seeing reform camps pushback

seen my first frogs outside was worrying they'd gone from mine

welp think my laptop is dying unless just windows bullshit bad timing as poor as fuck but it would mean I am online less

might fuck about and follow paul mason round with a big red triangle

oh yeah we're at proscribing arabic again are we

love the mps drinking defence that they've got to schmooze with journos and lobbyists all day and y'know that could be the problem. this well oiled corruption machine won't lubricate itself!

am giving this attempt a solid 4/10 cos he fell over

my oh shit that's a recession indicator contribution is i can smell mcat everywhere again

labour's anti corruption minister tulip siddiq was just convicted of corruption in bangladesh. labour denounced the trial as bogus and unfair due to having no jury in the same week labour voted to get rid of jury trials in britain home of the comedy ouroboros

there's a concerted effort from our very right wing governments against cannabis use esp. medical and our media are doing weed panic again and oh look a medical article from australia saying it's actually no good for chronic pain they're making it up and do you see how this works

I hope claude tells you to brew hemlock

Fear-mongering about “Islamism” is a useful tool to obscure a larger reality: for over two decades, U.S.-led wars have been concentrated in Muslim-majority countries, and the human cost which has been measured in the millions has overwhelmingly been borne by Muslim civilians.

there's twice as many boomers in britain as there are lampposts we might have innovate

how much you buy it for dickhead

Khalil still needs to raise $200 for urgent needs. Please donate if you can.

saw a video from saturday of manc met police in a crowd yanking masks off protesters' faces presumably for their facescanning tech what a cool precedent love being disabled in britain

diane abbott stunlocked starmer into a loose roadrunner impression

emblematic of this western caucacity we've been seeing manufacturing consent for bombing and then telling them off for retaliating. the bbc has cheerleaded economic sanctions on iran for decades but the moment iran applied sanctions to everyone else they got a rigorous bollocking

uploaded a video the other day with no subtitles so transcribed the whole thing in the alt text and then it didn't include the alt text 🙃

really cool but honestly great to also include historical assassinations need more regular americans in that kinda audience to work out the bipartisan imperialism and maybe end up googling lumumba

that's one of eddie marsans early roles iirc

it's impossible to be enthusiastically nerdy about technology when everything is adapted for war. i remember hating seeing the robot dog or the tiny flying drones doing deliveries cos i knew they'd be killing people soon. so seeing a humanoid robot chase wild boar and do a marathon that's not good

morning tv cutting british political journalism is a guy interviewing one of his friends and ex colleagues about one of his friends and ex colleagues re the latest scandal about one of their friends and ex colleagues

client journalism event horizon

im very online but apparently not enough to know northernlion wasn't the name of a boat frankly we've let streamers be referred to by their handles go too far and for too long it's stolen valour from artists

government announcing 'mini nuclear reactors' to combat the energy crisis when they'll still take a decade to build. truly a planning consultant's paradise. could have an entire grid of renewables if it weren't for nuclear lobbying and propaganda