starmer watching polanski's interviews today

if our media and government shitehoused another card carrying fascist into parliament then I wish a thousand luigis bloom

ps3 all time great i might have to dust it off

ign encapsulating the megacorp games industry by doing the exact same shit

purdah rules are like all other rules in britain, selectively applied and unidirectional

is it good that our very corrupt media and government can just do any and all fraud without consequences so you don't vote them out

absolutely enormous grey squirrel I just said hiya to outside my back door think might have found who took the shed spuds

it's been raining so much my new metre deep diy pond upgrade is filling up quickly

please send help my government has bought magic beans of mass destruction

reform: we all make mistakes

every now and again i have a day or two where i feel like i might have a future then wes streeting opens his mouth

sorry way too much politics posting recently all of ~this~ is making me very unwell and feels like a small steam valve release

kier starmer sees a why so serious tattoo and explains why he thinks it's the most important attribute

hi friends. been through the wringer a fair bit recently & something's come up that means i need to sort out some care for chairman for a bit. i know there are like a million more pressing & worthy causes but if anyone has anything they could possibly spare id really appreciate it

[guy who follows larry the cat and count binface]

matt forde is crying and you're laughing?

did you know pineapple skin is basically fireproof tho never know when that might be useful

i love fruit but i think every single one has some kind of sensory bag of bullshit so can understand anyone hating any of them

cool who else you been getting oh

whoa loads of dickheads discovering victorian terraced housing in the north west with our decadence

he's mcshat it

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sad my mum wasn't a gamer could've been called ganondorf

you wouldn't behave like this in real life! you don't know me

operation save big ham

hayfever is here

literally unearthing lost bones in the rat soil substrate my boys were so lazy christ 😭

remember the cuck queue for lizzy in a box

as a community we should have flayed blair twenty years ago now look

oh the olympics delayed new jujutsu kaisen? fuck sake i am now officially a hater sorry

yer boyfriend's feeling patriotic about the arrest

the thickest man in britain

hope prince andrew dobs his brother in cos i suspect he's been arrested for embarrassing people who matter rather than his literal sex crimes

got bowled over at a wren being cute bobbing about top tier bird movement along with pied wagtail doing a little sprint

i got such crippling burnout doing a phd in time perception I do not care for time at all now and my scheduling is so fucked lmao

gas safety check today cos my landlord got reminded they're necessary and I wonder if they'll notice remember or fix the water leak from the boiler

my brain about 500 times a day

mouse cursor on a phone? cool graphic pal

love it when a main character has a memorable gimmick

when i read this i got stunlocked by a dozen contrary examples all jumping to mind at once. the UK! ha!

you can be arrested for asking your labour mp a question so you may as well pelt them with shits

trying to convince my brain not to do the big sad so i can go out

damn brewdog gone before they got a chance to do genai beer

This is all being done so the remaining white Cuban plantation owners and their descendants can return back to the island as aristocracy and oppress the majority afro Cuban population. This is neo colonialism.

[american looking at cuba] somehow this is china's fault

is it a coincidence everyone i still see posting chatgpt garbage and images on fb has a boyfriend who i think is a dickhead? no

the smug gullible politics understander wrongly lecturing you about everything on a daily basis is my sleep paralysis demon