This is such a strange assertion. Donald Trump has been arresting and trying to deport pro-Palestine protesters since his first weeks in office. He illegally clawed back I believe hundreds of millions if not billions of dollars explicitly to punish universities for supporting Palestine.

Have you guys ever seen the canadian hockey movie Goon? Stars sean william scott. Very funny and lots of heart. You should all watch it right now. I dont care what else you have going on, feeding your kids, picking up a loved one from the airport. Blow it off. Watch Goon

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Can this be a solution?

couldve happened minutes ago, we wouldn't know immediately,

absolute cinema

Could this be a solution?

I go to the gym *kisses biceps* at a JCC and I'm surprised I don't see more security than I do.

A guy rammed his car through a door at Detroit’s largest synagogue and got out with a gun and was shot by security before he could massacre everyone inside. And yes all synagogues that can afford it have security. And yes it’s exactly because of situations like this that they do.

BREAKING: The suspect in an attack on a Michigan synagogue is dead, AP source says.

(explaining war to a conservative in a way that they might understand) bombing a country is kind of like changing their cracker barrel logo

I like to make homemade syrup of ipecac by leaving milk in the sun

It's not just that this is a lazy lie, which of course it obviously is, it's that all these tedious pundits recycle the exact same lie over and over again and pretend it's journalism. Spoiled dullards passing around the same bag full of farts, each sticking a straw in there and taking a deep snort.

There appears to be a fire at Temple Israel. There are reports that the shooter rammed their car into the building.

Pretty obviously, this is not how public budgets work, and the Trump administration is also cutting food stamps and Medicaid. But it is fascinating that employees of a DOGE effort that will kill millions told themselves they were ensuring "Medicaid for Grandma."

watching white men in their 20’s scoffing at AIDS/HIV and prison abolition research, and happily explaining that they destroyed grants because it was “feminist” and “lgbtq” ideology…. baby, you’re in this shit with us.

FBI agents in board shorts butt scooting towards Hannibal Lecter. Lecter responds with an illegal 12-6 elbow strike to the top of the head, which will surely come up in his trial.

To be clear here, they didn't just rape a man, they raped him with a knife and filmed it. They've been doing this for decades. Sometimes they use electrical prods instead. They do this to children, regularly, as has been documented by numerous human rights groups.

I don't agree with them on most issues but it's good that the administration is doing so much to get Kash the enrichment he needs. You can't just throw a kong toy filled with peanut butter in there and expect your FBI Director to be healthy! defector.com/ufc-and-fbi-...

"There was an element of Gnosticism to it," I explained to the firemen, as they used the Jaws of Life to free my dick and balls from the storm drain grate.

The protests worked. They won the right to rape.

It's awesome that people still like to say that this is some liberal democracy with an independent justice system that holds people accountable

I am filled with white hot rage

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

You can say "fuck off" to this, but this is the exact same impulse as all those people who admitted they were stealing from Whole Foods. It's people who are bored with their lives and want to do something bad to spice it up a bit, and that impulse is worth recognizing.

An actual ICE pig is running for Congress *in Minnesota* and the @nytimes.com is glazing her because she’s trying to oust @ilhanmn.bsky.social.

They should get John Wick and John Taken to train them to shoot people. I'm 12 and my favourite food is jelly.

people who talk like this should be sent to some kind of farm

i cannot believe we are into year 2 of the groyper regime, the camps are open and the state is revoking id's, and we are still getting "oppressed minorities are kinda rude on the internet :/" hand-wringing yeah we're a little tense right now, believe it or not. fucking shut the fuck up about it

She’s (a) running against Ilhan, and (b)probably counting on people not figuring out that she was an ICE prosecutor before signing up to imprison people at DOJ. Her candidacy comes with a free laugh track.

ME POSTING FROM A UNIVERSE WHERE DONALD TRUMP IS PREGNANT: President Donald Trump has terminated his pregnancy and died in office.

How long has this been going on??

So subset of boycott supporters took it upon themselves to declare the Target boycott over but the people who actually started the movement have spoken out today no one talked to them and the boycott lives. 🧵

Where are all those "Hillary was right about everything" people from the other day? This your fucking queen?

“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel

*removing earring* shall i put on the cantina band, calista flockhart

The prittiest J E S T that e're was known

This is dope

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

Sometimes instagram shows you the most American thing you’ve ever seen

hmm

Well that's weird Todd, cuz your secretary of state, the one you fired back when you were secretary of state, wants (certain) college kids to vote so

did none of them think to go and purchase the same shoe in the correct size and wear that?

I don't need fun to have alcohol.