Who’s your sitcom mom Mount Rushmore?

Oh for fuck’s sake

My mom passed away recently. Today, I donated all her coats and socks and (unworn, in package) underwear to a shelter in my town.

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Doing the Lord’s work (told a clueless coworker—a mom of three, no less!) about mummy dogs today. www.pillsbury.com/recipes/cres...

Shrimping #catsky

Racist bullshit. I don’t talk to any of my neighbors anyway, so why do I give a fuck what language they speak?

Collecting “have a wonderful day” Facebook birthdays from people who have completely ignored the post I made the day before about a death in my family has made me realize that maybe I don’t need to be on Facebook at all anymore.

Sexy birth month flowers

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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (if you feel like)

AWS is down, post hog

bad way to generate political action, good way to generate likes and subscribes

A jewel heist at the Louvre, you say? And this is how I learned that season four of Lupin premieres in January.

Define your taste in books in 8 authors Edna Ferber W. Somerset Maugham Thomas Hardy Edith Wharton Shirley Jackson Daphne du Maurier Willa Cather Vikram Seth

@classicshowbiz.bsky.social justice told me in his excellent book Outrageous that Morrie Ryskind was in the John Birch Society for two years. What a bummer. This skeet is for like five people.

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While I’m not optimistic for my chances here, I must request a vote for Kid Creole & the Coconuts! 🥥 How can you resist this song?

As a lifelong Ohioan, all I can say is this tracks.

"Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand" BANANA FLAVORED ANYTHING (actual bananas are okay) INSIDE (2007) FIRE AND RAIN—JAMES TAYLOR

I have an errand after work every night this week except Wednesday, which is my late night. Now one of those errands is getting a cocktail and cheesesteaks with @ashersmom.bsky.social so I’m excited about that, but the rest won’t be as much fun.

This sounds made up. #SiskelandEbertbook

There are three nerds in this picture.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 🍿 #filmsky Tis the season, plus I’m still hacking my way through the March (!) TCM Star of the Month Barbara Stanwyck movies I recorded.

I won a Kraft pumpkin spice macaroni and cheese prize package.

Kids From C.A.P.E.R.! Four in a war evermore against crime! ❤️ Little me was in love! @vinnycrackers.bsky.social remember?

Lethal Weapon, Speed, Legally Blonde

I've thought a lot about the scene in A Clockwork Orange where Alex finds out that the droogs he used to rampage with are now policemen

@peoples-pop-polls.bsky.social Listening to the 1982 playlist while I’m grocery shopping, and I think “Boogie in Your Butt” could go all the way. #BoogieInYourButt

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 📲 #filmsky In which I give a very popular film a shockingly low rating.

you couldn’t pay me to have an opinion about t-swift’s new record. or i mean, you could, but you won’t, and no one has enough money anymore to make the opinion worth having, so here i stand, opinionless

The Super Bowl has announced its halftime performer! We obviously and necessarily now go live to this racist former racecar driver for her reaction:

this is what life should be about. the other horse shit shouldn't be happening.

to avoid confusion I have made a little table of Mitford siblings

your bottle of dishwashing liquid is on your sink counter but it’s facing backwards . are you insane ?

it’s time 🧛

Maugham mentioned 🗣️

Bad Bunny should call Drake a pedophile too

Post something random or have an awful October

River Test mentioned (the husband’s family name is Test, after the river)

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 💻 #filmsky Meatballs was an accident, but it still counts!

When I’m on Bluesky on my lunch break at work and I say something like “so do you think Trump had a stroke or what” and no one even knows what I’m talking about. At least two of my coworkers didn’t even know who Charlie Kirk was until the day he died.

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life: 1. Starting a new book 2. Taking a nap and feeling a cat jump up on the bed with you 3. When that zit you didn’t mean to pick at finally pops 4. A perfect scrambled egg 5. When all the laundry is done and put away

Me: Did we talk about the rapture on Tuesday? While we’re in the woods? Husband (relieved): Are they all going to leave?

What’s your favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie? You can only pick one 👀

I’m so @dieworkwear.bsky.social pilled, because I can’t get past R Fed’s terrible pants.

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