this is great for bluesky but how do i turn off UK localization

ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons

I honestly thought the Lego part of the photo caption was to do with his haircut

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

It's hard to grasp how large this grouper is until you see it in comparison to the ship's toilet on the left. This appears to be an Atlantic goliath grouper or 'itajara' (Epinephelus itajara). They can reach 800 lbs (350 kg) & 8 feet long (2.5 m) Let's talk about these gentle giants.

commiserations to non-Dutch speakers, who will never know what this is about

Europeans after managing to prevent the collapse of NATO for another 1-2 weeks… #Europe #Rutte

The White House posted the first frame. Here is the rest... (source: Pepel Klaasa on the other place)

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

h/i David Grinspoon

1982 Roy Batty: I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… 2026 Studio Exec: thanks to AI special effects, we’re proud to announce Things You People Wouldn’t Believe: The Adventures Of Young Roy Batty-

The interview with Legend in the Radio Times is absolutely brilliant

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

they made a whole website for people who used to carry their backpacks with one strap only

“I’ve used AI to predict weather for Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map.”

Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

On the bright side, at least the Iraq War inspired some great art, like Revenge of the Sith

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

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it’s 2045. the people take to the streets as Barron Trump’s grip on power begins to slip following his refusal to release the Mr. Beast files.

after about a block and a half you realize laughing all the way to the bank is gonna suck

Days after FIFA awarded Trump a fake peace prize, DOJ moves to drop charges in FIFA corruption case www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/n...

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

We are phasing out the terms “extant” and “extinct” from our exhibits and will now refer to species as either “Darwinners" or “Darlosers.”

They're small. Muddy knees. Higher voices than adults. Easy.

just....enjoy this

Sharks absolutely get cancer, and people claiming otherwise are pseudoscientific grifters preying on the desperate. Even if sharks did not get cancer, eating shark would not cure your cancer any more than eating LeBron James would make you better at basketball.

Perfect thread

Comic con today included trying to explain the concept of a rom com to a Dalek

I may or may not walk five hundred miles And I may or may not walk five hundred more Just to be the man who may or may not have walked a thousand miles to fall or not fall down at your door - The Disclaimers

How is this not an Onion headline click.email.variety.com?qs=4fcd74758...

referring to my vasectomy as “baby proofing the house”

I am normally very anti-people talking in the cinema during the film, except in this one instance

TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it

They've lost the 9yos

A thread of inspirational quotes from two of my idols: Kemi Badenoch and Ange Postecoglou (uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??) 🧵

wizard frog is insane

kpop bargain hunters

Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment

My favourite Barry Cryer story is his account of Nicholas Parsons asking Ross Noble who his favourite comedian was. "Richard Pryor" Noble replied, "Genius! So sad he set himself on fire while freebasing crack cocaine". Parsons, visibly upset, asked Barry later: "did you hear about Richard Briers?"

Well don't I feel stupid

they should invent a potato peeler you can find

"Britain must burn more fossil fuels and bills must rise in order to power the robot that'll fire everyone. How else will I afford my next private island?"

Sometimes you get high and start waxing idiotic about how The Simpsons is about the journey from Judaism ("Abraham" Simpson) to Hellenism ("Homer" Simpson) and then finally to Christianity ("Bartholomew" Simpson) and then someone tells you to shut the fuck up, and they’re right to do so.

3 hikers are in the woods when they find a lamp. one picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a genie. genie says "i'll grant each one of you 3 wishes” first guy, suspicious, says "i want a billion dollars." genie says check your bank balance. guy goes on his phone, bank app says he has $1 billion