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Striving always to disappoint new followers
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Paul Bernal
1 day ago
Those fucking racists whoâve spent the last fifteen years demonising Poles, complaining about Polski Skleps on high streets, demanding their deportation, now trying to use the murder of Henry Nowak for their own racist purposes can fuck right off.
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Steve Hayman đšđŠ
8 days ago
Have you, like me, spent the last 26 years worrying if the Canadian Potato Museum STILL has the display of various potato diseases with potatoes in little coffins? Stop worrying. I checked today. Still there.
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Martin Paul Eve
8 days ago
Big let down, to be honest
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No Sunk Costs
8 days ago
Ok this is a truly great tweet
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9 days ago
The last time I listened to Sonny Rollins was a few months back watching a 1980s show called Night Music where he guested. I'll drop this here, simply for its unavailability anywhere on streaming or physical medium: Rollins doing a solo on Leonard Cohen's "Who by Fire".
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Leonard Cohen Who By Fire (live with Sonny Rollins, 1989)
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Yoga, allegedly
13 days ago
this is the most millennial dad joke ever conceived
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foaming pipe snake
15 days ago
grogu has been caught and compromised to a permanent end
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Pip
17 days ago
"Nisi decree you, decree you... NISI"
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Angry People in Local Newspapers
about 1 month ago
Happy 13th anniversary to that terrible misunderstanding at a WI meeting.
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The Onion
about 1 month ago
This Weeks Onion Magazine: Youâre Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic
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Sarah Dempster
about 1 month ago
The Eighteen Ronnies
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Damn, Tyrellâs changed their recipe
about 1 month ago
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FROVO
about 1 month ago
ME: what are these red dots on my skin DR: those are bedbug bites ME: oh no what should i do DR: you need to sleep tighter
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Fiona Tribe
about 1 month ago
Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term âdark matterâ which is impressive, but he also coined the term âspherical bastardâ to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
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dan mentos
about 1 month ago
oh great now where am I supposed to get my worldâs biggest condoms
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trouteyes
about 2 months ago
When my keybeard was brokne Werw you thwre? Werw you thwre? When my keybeard was brokne Werw you thwre?
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Chris Burnham
about 2 months ago
They're cowards for not doing this.
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Well, I can tell you what gosh-darned *isnât* up
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Cethan Leahy
about 2 months ago
Usha should be worried. Catholics only do this when they can't secure an annulment.
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Jesse
about 2 months ago
you shouldnât learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Otto English
about 2 months ago
Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU. Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
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When I get a new follower
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madeline odent
about 2 months ago
all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant
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Aaron Rupar
about 2 months ago
Again, I donât see how you can read this as anything other than Trump trying to normalize the idea of using nuclear weapons
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Ed Morrish
about 2 years ago
A proper dad, well he never really had one Itâs not on file if the child was a glad one There was no trial for whatever it was the lad done And if thatâs a Good Friday, I wouldnât want a bad one. â John Hegley
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D.
2 months ago
Woke up from a dream (Nightmare?) this morning. The toy that was all the rage with the kids was âmy little Tonyâ dolls. I had to exorcise this thought, I'm so sorry.
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD
2 months ago
It's April 2. You made it through another month, & even made it through April Fools Day. You deserve a treat, right? Of course you do! So here. Pease enjoy this lesson in the biology of the electric eel (which isn't really an eel (but that's ok 'cause the diagram doesn't show an electric eel)). đïžđ§Ș
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rosiedoes
2 months ago
It's not quite the spelling chaos here, but a church near my old house had a sign that read: TRY OUR HEALING SERVICES - you won't get better
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Tim Carvell
2 months ago
Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball
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Moose Allain
over 1 year ago
âI've just injected steroids into my arm" "Anabolic?" "No, just my arm"
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Damien Owens
about 2 years ago
Don't forget the clocks go forward tonight, as they do every night, pitiless and unstoppable, silent witnesses to our inevitable decay.
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Rav
2 months ago
How to get disowned by your family. Available on Amazon for $13.94.
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CHOAM VP of Community Impact
2 months ago
at no point was I able to accurately predict the next word
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Jaunty Art
6 months ago
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The Onion
2 months ago
Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel
https://theonion.com/markets-surge-after-trump-claims-he-had-sex-with-an-angel/
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News Eye
3 months ago
NEW: This new report, from BBC, is the best takedown of the insanity of Trump you will see anywhere. Calm, coherent and repeating only Trumpâs own words. Devastating. Brilliant work once again from Roz Atkins. (đ„ BBC News)
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Lev Parikian
2 months ago
good morning welcome to hell here is your addictive game
100jumps.org
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100 Jumps
Hold to charge, release to jump. Land on 100 platforms to win â but one miss and it's over. How many attempts will it take you?
https://100jumps.org/
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Coach Finstock
3 months ago
No one on earth looks as happy as him and all of us are jealous he can just fly the fuck away from all this horseshit
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Dr Clops: Medicine Horse
over 2 years ago
Starting to wish I'd never tattooed the letter "Ă" on that piece of murine leather. It's been a thorn in mice hide ever since.
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Sarah Z
3 months ago
I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability đ
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Sorrel
3 months ago
Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.
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pixelatedboat aka âmr blueskyâ
3 months ago
Happy Mario day!
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Alex Hern
3 months ago
trying a new bit for size, about the difficulty of understanding the inscrutable occidental mind. the leadership will say one thing in the morning and its opposite in the evening; to rational europeans, the two stances seem irreconcilable, but domestic media nods and interprets
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Glennyrodge
3 months ago
Telly FACT: The comedian Sue Perkins was named after her father's favourite brand of cigarettes.
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Ned Hartley
3 months ago
Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didnât eat a thing. Persephone: Thank you. Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Letâs take another look at that pomegranate.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers
3 months ago
How does he sleep at night?
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Mesmerising
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Darcy Shoop
3 months ago
How can anyone looking at this manâs face think he is sane?
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Tim Onion
3 months ago
look at my country man, weâre getting out-No Kingsâd by the fuckinâ british
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