@davescheidt.com Dave did I ever beat castlevania II?

"We cannot afford to overcome. We are too busy doing GoFundMes for the funerals of our friends whose previous GoFundmes failed to cover their health care." -- HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT (2020)

Damn, Reggie Bannister has a gofundme to pay for hospice care. The world really feels like it's coming apart at the seams. www.gofundme.com/f/support-re...

Give me your lyrics to the Olympics song.

This shit really sucks.

Internet tells me that this issue of DC Presents never came out. I will never be complete! From Saga of the Swamp Thing 16 by Pasko/Bissette/Totleben/Wood (The race is on to read the next 70-ish issues before the Veitch Jesus issue comes out!)

There must be reckonings. www.aljazeera.com/features/202...

btw does anyone remember a movie (or maybe tv show) where a man has like fed one of his eyes to a bird of prey & can magically see through the eyes of the bird. used to think this was what ladyhawke was but having now seen ladyhawke, it's a different thing. seen in the 90s sometime

After 22 years as a letterer, I now only have enough regular lettering work to keep me busy for 2 days per week. So if you’re staffing a new project, please keep me in mind as your letterer! Or request me via your editor! Recent clients include DC, Marvel, BOOM, Dark Horse, 2000AD, etc. Thank you 🙏🏻

“jury nullification” is a phrase every citizen can search for and read about

Definitely ready for sports betting to be illegal

Love to get marketing emails from a parking garage app

ACAB

Yoink!

BATTLE BEAST! BATTLE BEAST!! Burnham Re Burnham Ber!

Art by Iranian cartoonist Mana Neyestami | www.instagram.com/neyestanimana

Every other uncle on the planet can do a better Kermit than this fucking guy

Who is the most well-adjusted person in comics?

Jeez I learned yesterday that eating off old ceramic plates (even pre-60s fiesta ware) can give you lead poisoning! The whole world is trying to kill you

Remember, sneering works. It’s working now. That’s why the lowliest AI fan and the CEO of Microsoft are trying to get us to stop saying “slop.” AI art is supposed to be its flashy flagship and treating it as disposable rubbish (which it is) ruins everything

If you were a real freak, you could make a whole blog of these 3-panel Jack Kirby’s Thor transformations. They’re in just about every issue. These are from the marvel masterworks reprints of 171-173.

Yoooo new Rick Veitch in the next week or so!

«When you jackhammer into the sewer, you get covered in shit. That’s what the Epstein Files are: shit. Unredacted to antagonize the victims; redacted to protect the perpetrators» sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/jackhammer...

Editing out the hypodermic needle is so weird. Wein/Wrightson Swamp Thing #3. (as reprinted in the Roots of the Swamp Thing TPB)

Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"? Well, it happens they were doing exactly that. www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...

@hyperfixedpod.bsky.social can you hyper fix that old episode where you convinced everyone that we were paranoid

People 2.0 Long Live The New Flesh!

!!! At the Pittsburgh comicon like 20 years ago, some lady asked me to draw a goth Supergirl in her sketchbook. Like a fucking lunatic, I made the cape connected to nipple rings. She was absolutely appalled, I was very apologetic, and I whited it out and made it normal. BUT NOW! Apology rescinded!

Wait did they never take down the second THE?

Is Stan Lee the Demiurge

Here’s the video of Trump apparently shitting his pants. Blusky search didn’t seem to want to show it to me. Pooping!

Haven’t thought about Robin Leach in a while. JFC

We did not properly punish the confederates. We did not properly punish the insurrectionists on January 6th. We have to punish ICE. They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.

Sure, I'll play. Let's do some Sal punches.

Kinda want to redo this old headshot. I haven't matured much since then, but I have definitely aged!

There's a Chris Burnham out there who's a former wrestling champion with the nickname Mr. Death Fears the Beard!

Thinking about the Farmers Only Dot Commmmm jingle and wondering if there are any good jingles that include Dot Co Dot UK in the lyrics.

Woo! Got my comp copies for Love Ignited, a fantastic anthology of weird romance!

@airbudddwyer.bsky.social I just (re?) noticed the eyebrows on your avatar

I swear I saw a Spike & Mike short about some mean teens out on Halloween night beating up kids and stealing their Halloween candy. The bit I really remember was their kicked some kid in the nuts, which made his eyes pop out, and they grabbed him by the optic nerves & smashed his head on the ground!

This is from 2017, but it stands as tall as ever

I got this from my Burnham Nameless Google Alert. Someone tell me what opinion I should have about Andy Burnham.

There's something so insane about the fact that the app stores will, to the best of their ability, prevent you from accessing consensual pornography while letting pornography that is, by default, nonconsensual pass with a shrug

DEATH TO THE WIZARD KINGS!

1) You may not see a lot of Sal Buscema's influence on my own art style, but I am thankful for the part he played in my comic art life. I don't think I've told many people the following story, but I had a wonderful lunch with Sal when I was in high school...

One of the greatest superhero artists to ever do it. If you're drawing a comics fight scene this week, please pay tribute to this legend with a SAL BUSCEMA PUNCH.

NO! Sal Buscema!!! Has to be the Marvel artist other than Kirby that I've read and loved the most. Avengers, Cap, Defenders, and Spider-Man! No-one drew someone getting absolutely clocked like Sal. RIP!

Alex Pretti's gun is like Renee Good's car: irrelevant to the central fact that they were murdered by ICE. ICE wants us to debate whether Pretti should have been carrying because that avoids the central fact. Pro-carry, anti-carry--that has as much to do w/ his murder as his fashion choices. Zero.