What if he dies on Juneteenth

The international snack shop at tge mall didn’t have Curly Wurlys, goddamnit. I wonder if that’s a Joanna Page-inspired sellout, or if they just don’t carry them.

You guys, the White House accidentally ordered 10x the amount of Porta-Potties that they needed. The lawn is just acres of Porta-Potties. It’s all fenced off and you can’t see, but I took this photo through a hole in the fence netting.

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I found some old Pogo collections in the basement that my kids are curious about. Is Pogo safe?

Is there an umbrella term for relaxing/satisfying procedural videos like the guys who mow yards for free or the ladies who clean posters?

WEIRD ALERT. 🚨🧠 Check it. @theburnham.bsky.social drew a MONSTER on the cover of your DOOM PATROL book. By hand. And @dennisculver.bsky.social signed it like the legend he is. 🤖 Chris literally said monsters beat pretty people. Now there's one on YOUR book. Your book... if you get it today

I think this editorial note from Jimmy Olsen 138 is referring to Superman 238. Part of the Sandman / Kryptonite No More arc. I’ve never read it! Now I’m idly curious if it has a note pointing back!

“Lord Darkseid, Project Diorama is finally complete!”

The Forever People 3 letters page has Harlan Ellison gushing and Marty Pasko talking shit!

I don't think your experts are very good at their jobs. Unless their jobs are about tricking me into telling @chrisroberson.net that there's a domain waiting for him.

ATTENTION to all you stupid motherfuckers out there writing articles about Lone Wolf and Cub and saying that it takes place in the mid-1700s. The Decapitator Asaemon chapter very specifically takes place in 1770. That's the LATE 1700s you pieces of SHIT!

Oh hey the picture is backwards! And it’s got the scar design from the show!

The penultimate page of Fist of the North Star credits Tetsuo Hara’s assistants. And then in the interview section a few pages later he seems to say that he didn’t use assistants on FotNS! Translation error? Maybe he just means that he didn’t use assistants on the foreground characters?

Oh no, Pennysilvania has been reclaimed by the sea! I should check on my parents.

Trying to look up some period-specific photo reference and it’s all bullshit AI slop. Infuriating. Gonna have to start going to estate sales and buying up runs of National Geographic.

Happy Pride Month!

Is the ivy going to fill in this summer? #ivywatch

Carl Barks? Shoulda changed his name to Carl QUACKS!

August 2029: Where Did Curry Barker’s $250M Short Circuit Remake Go Wrong?

Post a poster you had on your dorm room wall sophomore year of college.

It is more fun to be mad about putting ketchup on a hot dog than it is to eat a hot dog with ketchup on it.

Controversial: the story with jake the snake and his three dickhead sons is fine.

Back on Ye Olde Bullshite!

Ask the Duck!!!

So this post I made will not even be visible to newcomers because it was posted by me, a dirty and obscene nsfw artist, so I won't even be able to tell people how to access my art. @bsky.app the people this hurts are your majority userbase. What do you think happens after that?

Weird to see John Colicos as a normal dude in a jacket and tie.

Camp Miasma looks great. Guess I finally gotta watch I Saw the TV Glow? Is it like Candle Cove: The Movie?

Here’s the art for the Die!Die!Die! vs Superman vs Muhammad Ali legend!

Ahahah just came across this art patch for the Officer Downe HC.

The Patrick Star Show S2 E13: Time to Eat had the whole family laughing and screaming. Best episode of anything I’ve seen in quite a while, and I’m currently watching Andor!

Dang, RIP George Eastman! I think this is the only picture of him where he's not planning, executing, or relishing the aftermath of a horrific murder.

ANNOUNCEMENT: The workers of Dark Horse Comics @darkhorse.com are forming a union. Please read our mission statement below. 👇 #DHWU

Woo! Here’s an unlettered page from my Sam Slade story for 2000ad’s 50th anniversary! Written by the adorably reverent Garth Ennis!

Last year, miHoYo copied my puzzle game Ouros in Zenless Zone Zero. Because they are a recognized, billion-dollar studio and my game isn't well known, some people are now assuming that their version is the original, and mine is the clone. I hope this video clears that up.

The most significant consequence of Crisis on Infinite Earths? Darkseid chose a comfier chair.

I have read this comic one million times and JUST noticed that the spinnamagig thing is apparently connected to Supertown! New Gods 2 and the ‘80s Baxter reprint!

propertyindustryeye.com/estate-agenc... WHAT! Burnham Batman Google Alert strikes gold again!

Just wanted to remind everyone that one time I took EVERY SINGLE MOVIE ABOUT THE ROMAN EMPIRE ever made & then listed them in order of the actual history of the Roman Empire, from The founding of Rome and The Roman Kingdom Era to the Late Empire power consolidation by the Roman Catholic Church.

Is new comic day pushed back because of Memorial Day? New Swamp Thing! #swampthing

I do think reprints should fix actual mistakes, but I’m torn on whether they should dial characters in to their more more model sheets. Darkseid and Desaad from Forever People 2! Kirby! Not back on it, Joe, STILL on it!

Maybe I’m just a reactionary Luddite refusing to embrace the glorious clanker future but I think Walmart should be prosecuted for fraud.

I want a Godzilla Minus .999 where people in Nanjing are gathered around the radio like “fuck yeah, get ‘em Godzilla!”

Adding to Tom Steyer discourse

@zackdavisson.com hey do you remember if this actually happened anywhere? Was it in the Ring of the Nibelung one?

The Sam Slade story rules, btw. And hey look at that cover by Juck! Jeck? Something like that. Jick?

ICYMI -- MCM/ComicsPRO Announcement: Garth Ennis and Chris Burnham on new Sam Slade: Robo-Hunter in the new 2000 AD 2027 Annual