Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

zack polanski most vindicated man in british politics

YOU DON'T OVERFILL THE SPACE.

This guy appears to have a problem with the concept of lying.

Corporate Welfare. UK Govt to give £380m grant to Tata battery factory in Somerset. The Govt isn't taking an equity stake in return, won't receive any dividends. It isn't a loan and isn't repayable. Political parties demonize human recipients of welfare but hand free money to corporations.

Victory rally in Margate this evening *and* an announcement! @greenparty.org.uk now has 225,000 members! That's an extra 25,000 since Hannah Spencer won last month and 2000 new members in the last 10 days. Join the movement! Join.greenparty.org.uk

Holy shit.

You know, I'm a pagan and I almost want to believe in their God just for the hope he'll get so mad he'll smite this fucker.

That’s it Melania - keep the Epstein Files in the news.

Well, Iran's up a creek again, tonight, eh?

Just heard my second cousin passed away last week. Sad news, but my main memory of him was him shooting up heroin in his bedroom at his mum's house while I watched, when I was three. Dobbed him in and got him in deep shit. Sorry, Carly. Rest well.

This just feels like some Hon subtweeting the woman she thinks is trying to "steal her man". "I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING, AT THE WEEKEND, JOLENE." www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cg...

Evrry night, teenage wankers buzz around the back streets in our semi-rural area, thinking they're Johnny Big Bollocks, but they actually sound like they're riding a tight fart.

In light of the state of things on the planet, today, I stood in the kitchen making our evening cup of tea, earlier, and seriously considered considered just slicing a full-size battenberg in half and sticking it on our plates as an accompaniment. Settled for quarters because you never know...

Gator: "I don't know what it is, but it sounds like it's wounded. We should check it out."

Hipster uses Lullaby! It's super effective.

Whilst I agree with the first sentence, I feel that "this government stands firmly with Keir Starmer's wife" is what he actually meant.

Sad news about Nick Pope. What an incredible privilege to have held the role he once did. A legendary figure within the community.

*cry-laughs in My Employer Is Building Everything From Co-Pilot*

Someone with the handle @velocity69.bsky.social is sharing a video with the caption: "The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II" It's gone viral, but it's not from Artemis II. If you've shared it, you might want to un-share.

Have been watching the documentary on Elisa Lam and it's quite astounding to me that hypothermia doesn't come up. Woman suffering psychosis tries to find a place to hide in a desperate state. Climbs into water tank. Can't get out. Becomes hypothermic in cold water. Sheds clothes. Passes from cold.

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"The moon is coming from INSIDE THE VEHICLE!"

You know what this reminds me of? When problem drinkers get angry at non-drinkers because they feel called out by their better choices and can't handle the reality of their own situation. Put your head between your legs and kiss your seat goodbye, Leigh.

Note that Ingham has blocked several people that posted her voting record to this. Classic Red Tory PLP member: mendacious, spineless & thoroughly self-serving. Roll-on the May locals & your shysters being ousted from councils.

Leigh is my local MP. I requested an appointment at her constituency surgery about a year ago. I'm still waiting. Perhaps, @leighinghammp.bsky.social , you should bother to engage with your constituents, rather than making out your faultless yourself.

Leigh Ingham MP, £3,000 worth of free Glasto tickets from Google, June 2025 members.parliament.uk/member/5290/...

We're collaborating with @fullfact.org on tracking ads and holding them accountable for the Scottish, Welsh + local elections in the UK next month. More on that here: fullfact.org/politics/how...

Everyone remember to hide when the astronauts comes back.

Oh so now copyright matters.

I feel like there's going to be a point where TOTP2 is no longer viable because there's insufficient content that is still acceptable in light of historic bastardry.

Dodging every corporate April Fool's joke on social media, today, is extremely tedious.

Not even six months ago you empty chip bags were tooting a different horn on the other social media site to sell yourselves as the alternative.

And now to Walford, where no fucker knows who their real parents are.

It's not quite the spelling chaos here, but a church near my old house had a sign that read: TRY OUR HEALING SERVICES - you won't get better

This is why unions like @unison.org.uk and @unitetheunion.bsky.social and @gmb.org.uk and need to wake up and stop supporting Labour. Look what they are doing to our most valued workers. If you don't, UNISON, I will stop supporting you. #votegreen www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Today's game of "Oh, what NOW?!" hosted by BBC Radio's Scott Mills, I see.

If it's really bad, the headline 'Dark Satanic Mills' is available for the tabloids.

When I said this, I was talking about the Beeb, but well... it is evergreen. bsky.app/profile/rosi...

The bluesky address is @attie.ai and it really needs to be in the top five accounts blocked on this platform. This is honestly some of the most tonedeaf shit I’ve seen from BS and thats saying something

Internet: Do not fuck around in a manner about which you are unwilling to find out.

Do you ever find yourself idly playing a game and then realise the entire premise of the game is just tidying shit into piles? Dude, I'm playing this to AVOID tidying up...

Just looked into booking a mobile repair with Samsung, but they won't even show the booking page unless you enable ALL cookies and won't allow access via Tor. So, they can fuck off.

This is an exceptional example of projection, psychology fans.

There's little more frustrating than those with the sense that their personal, nuanced angle on a broad subject must take absolute priority in politics, where the broader matter is already being addressed and their point will be addressed as part of the ensuing campaign.

Reform offered hate. We offered hope. Hope won. The police say his accusations of cheating are baseless. Farage is a bad loser.

I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman

Well, this crossed my feed at a most timely juncture...

When someone tells a disabled person they know what disabled people think because they worked with disabled people once...