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Grant Tanaka
about 1 year ago
Dog: [puts slobbery disgusting toy in my lap] Me: eww gross Dog: u are heathen
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Viktor Winetrout
about 1 year ago
Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot
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Viktor Winetrout
about 1 year ago
It’s not cool to celebrate someone’s death. Sure, Vlad the Impaler dipped his bread in the blood of his victims, but he was a human being who deserves our courtesy and respect
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Kellalena
about 1 year ago
Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.
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Inna
about 1 year ago
And now we return to our regularly scheduled apocalypse already in progress
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Kellalena
about 1 year ago
Therapist: what are you anxious about? Me: yes
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Salty MacTavish
about 1 year ago
Oh I get it: corn…maize haha the world’s on fire
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mave
about 1 year ago
Am I out of gift ideas or this year does everyone need berets?
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Grant Tanaka
about 1 year ago
me love you a reasonable amount of time
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Salty MacTavish
about 1 year ago
I like my work boots. But their hardened soles make me sound like a femme fatale walking down a long hallway full of shadows and smoke and intrigue.
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Jack Boot
about 1 year ago
I'm not a liar. I have an English degree. I'm an unreliable narrator.
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Forrest Plump
about 1 year ago
For every “can’t stop, won’t stop” there is an equal and positive “straight up, gave up”
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Dr. Glaucomflecken
about 1 year ago
I’m the on call ophthalmologist for Black Friday, because somebody has to see the fork injuries.
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Viktor Winetrout
about 1 year ago
Her: Whisper in my ear Me: [seductively] During the Middle Ages, victims of the bubonic plague were flung over castle walls using catapults
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Salty MacTavish
about 1 year ago
You’ve got to let them breathe
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Frances Meh
about 1 year ago
i don’t want to learn my lesson i like it difficult
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Shenanigans
about 1 year ago
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to provide more value for shareholders
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
about 1 year ago
DROP THE WEAPON, CHARLIE BROWN
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Jack Boot
about 1 year ago
Her constant badgering doomed our relationship. "Where are we going to put all these badgers?!" I'd scream.
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PAM!
about 1 year ago
Don't forget to take pie breaks today. You don't wanna get The Bends.
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Spacesquirrel
about 1 year ago
I have your cousins lighter.
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about 1 year ago
Eye catching...like a fishhook
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Sooz
about 1 year ago
It’s -30° and there was no heat at work today. I am a frozen turd. *sits on heating pad, but all sexy like*
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Viktor Winetrout
about 1 year ago
I feel like I'm finally ready to be a dad. Can’t wait to tell my kids
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him)
over 1 year ago
Make your own bacon by tricking a pig into running headlong through a harp.
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Sooz
about 1 year ago
My arthritic knee just cracked so loudly that bitch better glow in the dark tonight.
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Scott Linnen
about 1 year ago
hate it when I finally get on the local news and then they pixelate my junk.
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Salty MacTavish
about 1 year ago
Carol of the bells, Max of the tinnitus
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Leif Malone
about 1 year ago
Business idea: just give me money
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Dan Cerinthedark
about 1 year ago
for xmas, Medusa’s snakes wear little Santa hats omg so cute
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Brick's House 🍁
about 1 year ago
I'm just a man standing in front of the sink and all the cupboards you're trying to get into
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Dumb Beezie
about 1 year ago
Thank you for follows
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Salty MacTavish
about 1 year ago
Alright, who’s got the turkey toots?
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colin
about 1 year ago
I'm a stay-at-home uncle
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McMusic MaGellin
about 1 year ago
farting incoherently
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Savoirfail
about 1 year ago
Actually I just loathe. Hate is just not worth the effort.
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CynicalTherapist
about 1 year ago
Glad to have graduated from troubled to troubling this year.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢
about 1 year ago
if i had 10,000 spoons, I would get so much done alanis u gatekeeping shrew
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Jack Boot
about 1 year ago
"Actually, velociraptor was only the size of a big turkey," I say, spoiling everyone's fun. It's my thing.
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Seamus O'Flaugherty
about 1 year ago
I'm glad everyone is enjoying like a prayer now but your grandparents had to wait till after 11pm to even watch that video on tv it was so scandalous
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Mary
about 1 year ago
I made my childhood friends alphabetically.
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Mary
about 1 year ago
I like baseball hats where the back panels are like a little screened porch.
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Groovy Tasia
about 1 year ago
The thing about visiting home is you're never really sure of the yelling is anger or excitement in our family.
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Viktor Winetrout
about 1 year ago
Tired of people judging me because of my tattoos and my terrible personality
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Amber
over 1 year ago
PBS is my Bluesky of TV
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Pru
about 1 year ago
I see a Friday and I want to paint it black
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Meghan
about 1 year ago
Heavy is the hand that adds the garlic
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
about 1 year ago
I'm looking at two autographs of Mickey Mouse and I'm pretty sure one of them is a forgery.
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