My CA climate tax credit saved 109 dollars on my electric bill this month. Thank you tax gross polluters socialism. hashtag Dems doing something. I mean that’s like a bag of groceries (this week) but something.

Holy belt blowouts Fatman.. err Batman. 25 years ago in Mexico we met at our first public belt blowout. Hears taps gently playing with a tear down thy cheek. we had a an ever exciting growing run. rip 🙏.

So much going on here. Just gonna not read anymore and let the mind fill rest. Expired deviled eggs just hit diff from fam yo! “Hey Nephew, you gotta try these”! Were they thrown at or feed to? we don’t know. You broke my heart uncle. ☠️

The gophers really are pissing me off. but also continue to push up beautiful water rounded stones that really have no business being around here. Me thinks a rubble/mine pile was around here.

The crimes being committed on capitol hill to protect billionaires and pedophiles rn can only be surpassed when they try to steal the next election to stay out of prison. Knowing no pardon is coming later.

Silly dog, blankets are for..nevermind.

I once ate a Pannenkoeken. There was a German restaurant on Thames (soft th/long a) Street who served them for Sunday brunch. Berries were involved along with confectioners sugar but NO syrup. No trees were tapped, no spiles driven, no tubing, no runs to the sugar shack, no sap boiled.

Not all tasty things come in large sizes.. I tell myself .. oh yeah..

They better not stop making nickels. Already can’t sell this damn antique boat anchor slot machine.. Got a game room that needs action. Penny slot people must be apoplectic.

Yells at Spectrum guy checking pole box: If its full of birdseed I have no idea how that happens. Also probably gonna happen again so may wanna do something about it. Okay good talk.

If Sen. John Fetterman didn’t have tax payer funded great health insurance right now he’d probably be very pissed about his vote. Anywho hope that insurance we pay for helps you Sir.

Mums the word, says Comet-dog.

So we're creating generational debt instead of generational wealth?

Well not only science. There’s also taco Tuesdays. probably not based in any science at all. Just munchies and love of proper tacos. alrighty then. good day to you.

Strange how people that bring their religion up in casual conversation most are the same ones complaining most about being persecuted for it. Ever consider the source? Of course not.

#IsItAboutQualityOrQuantity ? Just shut up and give me the cheese.

I picked one out for tonight’s grinder

I got your atmospheric river right here. (Points to clouds coming onshore)

I delete bangers just to feel something.

When it's all said and done and your end of life is near, your biggest regret will be that banger you deleted.

I labeled this pile of rocks food so now I can eat it…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9jW... Now flooded again and protected. I can’t stop thinking about this cave, these enormous crystal. 113 degrees and 99% humidity. past 5 minutes no suit you’re dead, 45 minutes with suit tops. Would you? You damn right.. today thought topic.

Finally watched Fantastic 4.. and hear me out now. Zero Gravity Birth Space Tourism.. eh eh? talk about my water floated! Looking at you billionaire investors.

If I wrote love songs this is how they’d all start. Aren’t you guys glad I paint instead?

I’m the Chinese Ghost City of people.

Sorry I’m late, there was this playable ad in a game I was playing and uh, what time is it?

You okay, pal?

Yeah I talk to myself. It’s 2025, who gives a shit?

The smoke show is the calm before the shitshow.

Sure, I have 3 or 4 more hours in me 😭

Pardon me sir, are you okay? I'm not sure. I might be having a stroke. I was just reading the Discover tab... Say no more sir. It's not you, it's them.

I use my middle finger to block.

Was excited to make some flaky layer grand buttermilk biscuits. Realized I bought butter tastin by mistake. OMG, that synthetic orange chunks of “butter”.. now cooked smells like old cheese toast. ah fudge me. I can’t even eat this crap. never again

Even when trying your damndest to help mother nature with water and food she still throws mosquitoes at you. And this is where we butt heads.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBvz... Listen to a song Kill The Ghost by little image. goes- cut the cord and let it go.. 🎶 Wonder if they know they’re singing about Umbilical Barry.. geezus 😂 plz enjoy.

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Is this lifeless doll just here to mess up B movies we enjoyed back in the day? You’re no Ryan Gosling Glen. Not even Ryan Gosling playing a doll or a robot for that matter. Hey tornado wrangler we rooted for a pincushion death broski.

The new girl is hot sruff, but she just had a meeting with the COO with dog crap on her shoe. Stay humble y'all!

When you're misanthropissed at everyone around you 🏆👑 Congratulations @rlpontificates.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

Old gutter dust and Pepper tree leaf litter.. Oh that’ll allergy clean you out real fast.

@altmadison.bsky.social I understand Geese “singing” style of twang is a thing.. But its like nails on a chalkboard for some of us. The beginning of Taxes is just painful. Those comparisons referenced are like people talking about wine. Okay keep trying. But no. just my humble opinion. Mahalo. 🙏🎸

Fart radius sounds a lot like a threat vector. 😂😂

Everybody was Kung Fu farting.. These toots are fast as lightning..

I need a lady that really gets excited talking extensions.. sure, Those too.

youtu.be/cZgUiR31m-Y okay, reluctantly on board. it slaps.. I cannot ignore the beat.

More like New Bold Look.. Same stains whatever it touches! Oh you got white counter tops and sink? hahahahahahahahaha don’t miss.

Who's love do they use, anyway? Is it sourced from the corporate level? Is it organic?

I'm gonna wait to re-skeet your last one. Letting that breath like a good wine.

Yardbirds sensing the weather change bathing very aggressively as though will rain sooner.. 🤔 strips. Cannon Ball! Oh my ass! that was a terrible idea.