Mushrooms The new war of the worlds/kite runner Crocodile Rock

My neighbors across the street are throwing (based on the DJ music) a welcome to the 40s ish party. It reminds me of being in college, music thumping through my windows. Anyway I hope they have a 40ish hang over tomorrow

Really hate that "sorry I was stuck behind a Waymo" is a valid excuse for being late.

“Supercuts?” “How’d ya know?”

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

I know the little kitty loves me when I put you tube cat videos on the living room TV and yet she comes to bed when I'm watching Mayan to Aztec: ancient mesoamerica revealed in the bed room

Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.

People in the industry say we are mismanaging growth opportunities by underleveraging data and analytics, to which we say, "What does that mean?"

I've been sick/sick and stuck at home. The best part is couch time with the doggies and little kitty, occasionally my nose clears up and when I yawn my ears unplug

I burned my mouth on pizza again- a memoir

"if you're not scared, you're not paying attention." WHY DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO PAY ATTENTION

I hope I'm depressed and not just terribly lazy.

Exciting upgrades to our facility include: rat traps a second plunger

Many of our upper management team have a background in dentistry.

Started another clinical trial Monday- it's the 61st pt in the world and the 1st west of Detroit to get it. If you know someone with COPD/Emphysema who has tried to get Zephry Valves and was CV + let them know there is a new treatment (clinical trial) to help make them CV -

Might be changing jobs so anxiety is at an all-time high. Anyone need their base boards cleaned or a partner for a 5 mile walk? I'm your girl

Of course, the rapture didn't happen today - it's my birthday, only terrible things happen on Sep 23rd.

We just found out why people thought we'd put up our scary Halloween decorations early. The police are on the way.

🤣

Found out today that secret service was at my hospital thur/fri- and it was designated as the hospital to send pts to in case there was a mass casualty event or clown face or couch fucker needed medical care on Sunday. Sent shivers down my spine.

I'm the only advanced interventional pulmonology RN in my hospital. I started our robotic program and have a few clinical trials coming up.

Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”

Timeline cleanse - the little kitty letting me rub her tummy

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

me: you go first dolphin: oh man you are so fucked

Girls trip to Sedona- I needed this more than I realized

Listening to this yacht rock station isn't helping with my road rage.

An epic monsoon storm just came through! A huge haboob rolled into phx, a microburst blew out the emergency exit doors at the hospital and there was some slight flooding in spots on the first floor. Loved every minute of it!

This gorgeous sunset lead to sideways rain, lightening, thunder and intermediate power outages

I take pictures of directions then zoom in on the photo so I can read them - life's going great.

Sooo… this isn’t normal.

Keep seeing random flashes in my peripheral vision outside, I thought it was a police car - nope lightening and thunder. A monsoon storm is finally here!

Every night at bedtime for me and the doggies, I put on cat TV on YouTube, and the little kitty loves it ❤️

Can anyone live in the sewer or do you have to be a clown or a Ninja Turtle

It was so hot today, I broke down and wore shorts. That's a big deal given my Morman upbringing and my hatred of the shape of my knees.

We all have that one friend who says "caw! caw!" and then snatches a hot dog off your plate and flies away

Is it okay/acceptable to take a little nap while in the service waiting area of a dealership? Or will they get mad at me?

Aries: We’re not going to sugar-coat this, you’re going to have to fight a goose for your lunch this week.

Taurus: Today’s the day you turn your life around. It will go from bad to fucking horrible.

Gemini: Good news, you finally break out of your shell. Bad news, it's easier for predators to feast on your succulent bits.

Libra: Your “crackpot” theories will make you a survivor in the barren future world. Who needs therapy now, Mom?

i don’t know if rowlf singing “what a wonderful world” to a sleeping puppy is soothing or lie-on-the-floor-and-sob heartbreaking. maybe it’s both. i think I needed both.

Did you know that for $5/month, you can get PBS Passport, a service that unlocks the vastness of the @pbs.org libraries? Feed your mind while you help PBS stay on the air.

i think both sides are to blame here

[restaurant] DATE: *smiling* i like a guy who can last in bed ME: (trying to impress) i would still be in mine if you didn’t make me go to this stupid restaurant

I break my chores down into smaller, more ignorable chores

Everybody loves a winner. Except us. We prefer loveable losers, like you.