Just hit the button for rock bottomless. We’ll keep the porch light on.

Still haven’t seen enough?

MELANOMA The movie The payoff

I do not have one woman in my friend group who is sleeping through the night anymore. I get up and wander from room to room. I don’t know what to do with my rage other than to show up every day, but it continues into the night.

KIMMEL: “I’ll give Trump all these awards I won in exchange for leaving the people of Minneapolis alone.”

Worth every second

“if i were you..” you’d collapse and burst into flames if you were me

Easy there reply gal You have a lifetime to be a twat waffle Pace yourself

its tuesday somehow. karma, where you at?

on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,” but it turned out to be a lamppost

Hey folks, just saw a thread of people getting rage baited by some 10 follower Twitter tourist. They're here to piss in the pool, because their pool is nothing but piss. If you want to screenshot names for blocking, aces, but I strongly suggest just block. Deny them the dopamine hit of cruelty.

Do what you can Take care of yourself Don’t give up

From this filthy animal to y'all, Merry Christmas.

1986 - when we grow up we're going to save the world! 2026 - hahaha. Hahaha. No.

Remember when MAGA treated President Biden like shit because he uses the word, "Folks."

No one is more dangerous than someone who finds out you haven’t yet watched a critically acclaimed show that they just finished binge-watching.

Just think, if that bomber has cash, he can get a pardon…

We are not doing nearly enough to stop this. We've become accustomed to it, treat it as a normal part of life now. We can't do that. There is plenty we can and must do within the law to stop this, starting with demanding that Dems in Congress push legislation to end what ICE is doing.

I am what I had to be, but I’m trying to be more.

#EpsteinFiles #pedophiles #PedoFiles #Pinks #ProudBlue

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.

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Happy Thanksgiving from the mountains! Hug everybody. It’s what it’s all about.

are you there god, it’s me…what? you’re not there bc you don’t exist? then who is this?

I can’t imagine this site without the trans community who have often lent support to me as a disabled person despite the challenges and prejudices they’re forced to endure. I LOVE YOU ALL. You are valid and precious 🙏🏼♥️🙏🏼

We need your art, human art, now more than ever. Keep making things. ♥️

View it as less a fire hazard and more of a fire opportunity

Sometimes you just have to say fuck it, and do what what makes you smile.

Everything’s terrible but at least there’s less of it now, for more money.

if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“

Here are my top 10 Labrador Retrievers of all time!

I’d like to return the semester I spent in civics my senior year in high school as it no longer applies, apparently.

You never get the time back spent clicking a NextDoor link. Never, ever, ever.

10 minutes into couples therapy, the therapist handed me the hubs training spray bottle.

What a country

We just won on Tuesday… JFC

In Hell, the only voice you hear over the loudspeaker is Tom Brady's.

Hey! Calling all Wonder Women! We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit. 50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.

A lot of the people you see arguing against food assistance are actually on food assistance. They work at Walmart or a convenience store and think they are deserving, but others are not. This is projection and the way that the 1% keep poor people pitted against poor people so they don’t look up.

It’s easier to question my sanity than your reality.

Wife: Statistically, you're much more likely to get murdered by someone you know Me: Wife: Me: [takes out the goddamn fucking garbage]

Sorry I’m no fun any more but nothing is fun any more.

We are one document away from being sent to a foreign country or detention center.

Why do people buy pizza with EBT? Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money. It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.