NEW: We’re demanding policy changes after Maryland police secretly relied on a faulty facial recognition match and wrongly jailed an Oklahoma mother for 6 months for a crime she didn’t commit in a state she had never been to. This should never happen to anyone else. Ms. Williams deserves justice.

Oh. The Republican-led House Oversight Committee: “The Department of Justice has stated Pam Bondi will not appear on April 14 for a deposition since she is no longer Attorney General and was subpoenaed in her capacity as Attorney General.” Hillary was right. It’s a cover-up of the Epstein files.

Trump can only be removed under the 25th Amendment with the actions of this Republican vice president, this Republican cabinet, and this Republican-controlled Congress. So, if you're asking what Democrats are doing today, I'm not sure you understand how this all works.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

A madman has control of the most powerful military in the history of the world and the leaders of his party are too afraid to say or do anything to stop him.

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

Do you ever have too many mimosas on your last day of vacation, and think about how bossy the ceiling fan is? Just slicing thru the air, like it owns it?

Trump's escalation from we're going to decimate them to we're going to destroy their country to we're going to wipe out their civilization seems to be classic escalatory behavior of an insane psychopath, no?

Dogs know how to drive but they refuse

Ukraine helps expose Russian operation against US troops. President Zelenskyy confirms Ukrainian intelligence shows Russia is helping Iran target US troops and assets in the Middle East.

Let's elect people who have put gas in a car and shopped at a grocery store.

damn, why can't I think up profound shit like ”comparison is the thief of joy”

Resting Droll Face.

Read this headline. Now read it again. Now read it again. You are not alarmed enough. It is later than you think. 🇺🇸 deadline.com/2026/03/trum...

I don't need booze to have a good time, I need booze to pretend I'm having a good time

Biden: "We're in a tough spot, folks. We've got an administration that doesn't share any of the values we have. And I don't think I'm exaggerating."

Why you prepping? You really want to be around for the reign of the lizard king?

I truly would not mind paying taxes if I had paved roads and sidewalks and funded schools and childcare and healthcare… as it is, I’m only paying taxes for war and tax cuts for the wealthy.

MEN STOP SHAVING ABOVE THE MOUSTACHE WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I said what I said

Honestly, when I come back as a ghost I’m probably just gonna mess with your audio settings

Kinda weird that the party that controls the House, the Senate, and the White House claims there's rampant voter fraud.

Oh, hey. Do you remember those prom photos?

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide. This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

Your regular reminder that the world IS indeed a vampire.

Nothing is just silly any more so just bring on the fat lady .

If we are separating wheat from chaff we might as well just get the fancy dessert. You can only die once.

Cats hold grudges. Always keep that in mind.

I don’t need to know anything about your faith or your religion to vote for you…

Just hit the button for rock bottomless. We’ll keep the porch light on.

Still haven’t seen enough?

MELANOMA The movie The payoff

I do not have one woman in my friend group who is sleeping through the night anymore. I get up and wander from room to room. I don’t know what to do with my rage other than to show up every day, but it continues into the night.

KIMMEL: “I’ll give Trump all these awards I won in exchange for leaving the people of Minneapolis alone.”

Worth every second

Easy there reply gal You have a lifetime to be a twat waffle Pace yourself

its tuesday somehow. karma, where you at?

on this day exactly 25 years ago, I pointed at a beautiful woman across the street & said "that's the girl I'm gonna marry one day,” but it turned out to be a lamppost

Hey folks, just saw a thread of people getting rage baited by some 10 follower Twitter tourist. They're here to piss in the pool, because their pool is nothing but piss. If you want to screenshot names for blocking, aces, but I strongly suggest just block. Deny them the dopamine hit of cruelty.

Do what you can Take care of yourself Don’t give up

From this filthy animal to y'all, Merry Christmas.

1986 - when we grow up we're going to save the world! 2026 - hahaha. Hahaha. No.

No one is more dangerous than someone who finds out you haven’t yet watched a critically acclaimed show that they just finished binge-watching.