funny poop

excellent work 007 now follow the yellow paint on your HUD and use your "Agent Vision" to reveal enemies on the map. oh and by the way... choices matter.

I want to live in Boob City

boob wars

anyone need to use my gifts? let me know.

why does it feel so good to punch yourself full force in the skull?

I will never be anything but a bloody tosser

there's too much sexual content on porn sites these days

now of days AC/DC's hit song Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap) would be about hiring a guy from the "Dark Web" instead of calling on the phone

they should nerf jobs and buff paychecks

you think I give a fuck if I have a curved spine??

six seven voice "three four"

jiggle party

how get better at Deadlock the game

why is dog shit funny as fuck??

we should do something about problems

lazytown memes

they just took all of the music off spotify and apple music and youtube its all gone

there is a creature howling outside

bug kisser

I think I have ehler danlos syndrome. does anyone know if I do? let me know. thanks.

a wet dream is essentially a male period

life hack: go to sleep PISSED OFF every night

if woman = hot then sendDirectMessage ("hey") else blockProfile

grrraaahhh!!

you don't hear about bazookas anymore

hallelujah its raising bran

I earth has run out of oil #TheEarthIsOutOfOil

Sydney Sweeney's boobs will be the star of the next movie. She herself will not be involved in the project but her boobs will be starring.

dog milk xD

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

Bill & Ted yaoi

when you find out Mario is Japanese and not Italian 🤯

im going to do it

yeah can I get the PB&J with crunchy peanut butter but can I can the peanuts on the side?? thanks.

still farting from falafel i had yesterday

anyone going to the record store tomorrow?

my life coach and therapist agreed I'm a good person and pretty much doing everything right I'm just the most unlucky person of all time