Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was a blast, writes @skornhaber.bsky.social—“a precisely detailed, relentlessly stimulating medley rooted in the good old-fashioned pleasure principle”:

oh my god this is even lower than the funniest low number I was imagining

kind of funny there are prob 1,000 major US musicians and every time conservatives need to put up a music artist to counter a mainstream narrative, they put up kid rock. "ok here's kid rock again" for the next 30 years, an octogenarian man in jean shorts rapping something from the 1990s

Wait hold up... Did Bad Bunny just give his Grammy to Liam Conejo Ramos the poor kid who was kidnapped by ICE? If so amazing The sign beforehand said "Conejo" on it too

Trump shared blatantly racist imagery of the Obamas during BHM, reviving one of the oldest anti-Black tropes in history. He cannot stand their excellence or their scandal free legacy. Jealousy can’t compete with excellence. It only reveals his bitterness and moral bankruptcy.

"No, my staffer, whom I hired, is racist not me."

We are all so petty and I love this for us www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

It's my favorite time of the year. When I guilt trip my white friends into sending me money by reminding them what their ancestors did to my ancestors. My Cashapp is about to be popping with reparations.

Gonna follow the trend of Polymarket and Kalshi, by accepting bets on things I will do with my life. First bet, will I have Korean fried chicken and coffee for breakfast?

Think about it like this. This ICE agent was on camera and unmasked — fulfilling one of three "demands" Democratic leader Chuck Schumer just issued in order to agree to save Republicans and give DHS even more money. And he was still threatening to kill someone.

Sigh

NEW: A newly released DHS document shows Palantir's further integration into ICE's operations—this time, to sift through tips it receives from the public and law enforcement. @carolinehaskins.bsky.social & @makfmartin.bsky.social have the scoop: www.wired.com/story/ice-is...

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

"Non-violent tactics that waste a company’s time or money are really effective. For Enterprise, we’ve made and cancelled car reservations, saying the roads are too icy. At Home Depot... people [lined] up to buy ice scrapers and then getting in line to return them, in a way that clogs the lines."

Nah, we not forgiving people that just apologize. They got to show they are genuinely sorry before we trust another word out their mouth.

Is he also going to stop representing Johnathan Ross? Or does he just realize there's no way he can win because there's no way an ICE supporter can win in MN after two murders? Like, cool if he feel real remorse and wants ICE to stop but maybe I'm just a little cynical that this is just to save face

I don't bother to ask anyone how they're doing. They're not ok. We're not ok.

Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.

So do we all just have a weird feeling she will randomly die during childbirth and he will get with Erika because they are both "grieving" the untimely loss of their spouses?

There's a reason why Fred Rogers used the word "neighbor." The older I get, the more powerful I realize "being a good neighbor" is... and I'm not talking about some damn State Farm.

Who keeps letting me into bookstores???

What do I do for fun? Oh nothing much, just sit in a tomb for hours waiting for something to happen because i couldn't figure out the exact time the coffin will open 😂

lol I have a very simple request in 2026: If you can't do something, just say you can't do it.

I've had a migraine for the last 351 days and it honestly doesnt feel like it will be clearing up anytime soon.

the president (who is a pedophile and a frickin cheeto btw) said/did what?! by golly that’s illegal he’s not allowed to do that

God forbid a nigga be a lil whimsical

Gemini: It’s a new year full of human interactions to avoid.

gonna level with you, sam i am, it isn't the green eggs i'm suspicious of, it's your motives

Please turn away. I have ordered pizza and indian food for myself. Save yourself

I'm old enough to remember a time when the president would at least have put some effort into lying to Congress first

Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test is a great way of telling us they've made you take 3 dementia tests

Don’t blame me, I voted for a President Kamala Harris, a Democratic House and a Democratic Senate whilst many people wanted a deranged pedophile fraudster murderous war criminal.

Even if Trump’s attack on Venezuela and kidnapping of Maduro somehow led to a positive impact on Venezuela’s future, it would not make these actions by the United States legal, moral or wise. Normalising and legitimising this behaviour endangers all countries - democracies and dictatorships alike.

babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes

I think this administration has vastly overestimated the rest of the world's willingness to put up with imperial oil war bullshit right now. I don't think this ends well. No war.

So how long until he attacks another country when the rest of the world fails to step up and demand he be impeached this time?

It's a big day for those fluent in the good grammar of civility looking to deploy decorum to mask agendas of cruelty

solidarity to the people of Venezuela just so you know, plenty of USians hate the US, and I’m one of them

okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."

This is a foolish question but how often does US Law Enforcement get involved in international regime changes

Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.

Im seeing discussions about consultations with congress, authorizations of force etc. I have to say this transcends any of what I would call sub constitutional technicalities. The president has gone to war with a foreign power and, it seems, kidnapped a foreign head of state on the basis of nothing.

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

That is a lot of news to wake up to.

we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind

Moulton: "When we had briefings on Venezuela, we asked, 'Are you going to invade the country?' We were told no. 'Do you plan to put troops on the ground?' We were told no. 'Do you intend regime change in VZ?' We were told no. So in a sense, we have been briefed, we've just been completely lied to"

“I’m not thrilled with Putin, I’m not thrilled with him. He’s killing too many people,” President Trump just now.